so i was in a very public park in the middle of saturday when this guy approached a trash bin, whipped his cock out and proceeded to pee. several witnesses gasped while others covered their children's eyes and fled in the other direction.

was this a unique event, or have i not been paying attention? just curious.

yeefuckinghaw

In a Safeway parking lot at about 6:00 a.m. I really, really had to go, too.

I peed in a community washing machine in my younger days...

Signatures are for fags

Where..... Times Square.

Age..... 18.

Runner up...... The Cross Bronx Expressway.

Age..... same.

(not proud of either event)

In front of 40 inmates, and multiple CO's. I was in Cell Block D, of Rikers Island.

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> Where..... Times Square.
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> Age..... 18.
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> Runner up...... The Cross Bronx Expressway.
>
> Age..... same.
>
> (not proud of either event)




Did you pee standing up or squatting? It's not like you can aim....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/12/2010 08:40AM by eesh.

In a metro station.....That was before the Metro potty policy.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/12/2010 09:20AM by ITRADE.

FWIW, when I was in the Navy, we made the mistake of doing a port call in Hiroshima. This was after several days of very boring exercises but tedious exercises in the Bungo Strait dealing with shallow water operations.

Some of the enlisted ratings did the usual thing of getting very, very drunk and doing stupid shit - namely attempting to extinguish the Hiroshima peace flame by pissing on it.

In a Metro station. Your lazy ass doesn't want to get up to open the bathroom, so you lie to me and tell me there isn't one?

Fine. You can call janitorial from the comfort of your chair.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> In a Metro station. Your lazy ass doesn't want to
> get up to open the bathroom, so you lie to me and
> tell me there isn't one?
>
> Fine. You can call janitorial from the comfort of
> your chair.


did they call you?

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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > In a Metro station. Your lazy ass doesn't want
> to
> > get up to open the bathroom, so you lie to me
> and
> > tell me there isn't one?
> >
> > Fine. You can call janitorial from the comfort
> of
> > your chair.
>
>
> did they call you?

So what's your method? Do you go through all the threads looking for things eesh and I post, or do you click our usernames and do the "show all recent posts" thing?

Either way, I salute your diligence and tenacity. It's gotta be time-consuming to make that many posts, contributing nothing except some poorly-conceived insults referencing sexual preference.

I guess not having a life helps, right?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > > In a Metro station. Your lazy ass doesn't
> want
> > to
> > > get up to open the bathroom, so you lie to me
> > and
> > > tell me there isn't one?
> > >
> > > Fine. You can call janitorial from the
> comfort
> > of
> > > your chair.
> >
> >
> > did they call you?
>
> So what's your method? Do you go through all the
> threads looking for things eesh and I post, or do
> you click our usernames and do the "show all
> recent posts" thing?
>
> Either way, I salute your diligence and tenacity.
> It's gotta be time-consuming to make that many
> posts, contributing nothing except some
> poorly-conceived insults referencing sexual
> preference.
>
> I guess not having a life helps, right?


Ooooh, you dirty rat...time to pull your pet, MrCobblesworth, out of your ass, Fisto...or did you have to plunge him out of the toilet?
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I just took a squirt at a park.
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> > In a Metro station. Your lazy ass doesn't want
> to
> > get up to open the bathroom, so you lie to me
> and
> > tell me there isn't one?
> >
> > Fine. You can call janitorial from the comfort
> of
> > your chair.
>
>
> did they call you?
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Now we're moving to Mario pics. Let the lameness continue.

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> Now we're moving to Mario pics. Let the lameness
> continue.


Luigi to the rescue!

Did someone need help handling a wet noodle?
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> Now we're moving to Mario pics. Let the lameness
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I think it's supposed to be insulting, but it's actually pretty funny. This dumbass doesn't know the difference between a plumber and a janitor.

You know why I think it's you-know-who? Because of A) all the personal details being dropped and B) a retarded monkey could type more insulting shit with his dick.

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what restraint though, eh? Not mentioning "monikers" or "plasma" has to be eating the fistadouchebag up.

Quite a commitment to his anon-reality.

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> I think it's supposed to be insulting, but it's
> actually pretty funny.


It is indeed.


This dumbass doesn't know
> the difference between a plumber and a janitor.


You would know right, Mr.MilitarJanitor? My building maintenance man does both janitorial and plumbing duty. In fact, my last private landlord replaced my toilet by himself.


> You know why I think it's you-know-who? Because
> of A) all the personal details being dropped


It's amusing how easily you are fooled! =o)

On the way to the Gold Cup. Road was backed up and stopped. Got out and ran into the middle of cow field behind the only tree in the field.

On my way back to the car I was smiling and waving. People were honking their horns and laughing.

Wow ,what an interesting story, have anymore?

On you.

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> On you.


on who, 496?

yeefuckinghaw

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> You would know right, Mr.MilitarJanitor? My
> building maintenance man does both janitorial and
> plumbing duty. In fact, my last private landlord
> replaced my toilet by himself.

Wow, that makes you a total expert.

Idiot.

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> Did you pee standing up or squatting? It's not
> like you can aim....


Well, eesh, in Times Square, it was around 4AM and my girlfriend and I were desperate. We’d just left a party and were driving around doing I don’t know what, although I do remember going up the curb and for a few seconds driving on the sidewalk. (I wasn’t driving) We jumped out of the car and SQUATTED behind a bush in front of what looked like an empty run down building. We were tinkling when suddenly a man appeared in a window around 2 ft away. With our rear ends in full view he started laughing and saying things like, bring that inside here girls, ohhhhh yeah, baby girls, ohhhh yeah, don’t run away, get back here, show me some more, oooohhhhh yeah, ooooohhhhh yeah.

Nightmare!

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> I just took a squirt at a park.


I always wondered what color they peed. Now I know.

The back of the cop car that was taking me to jail for a dwi

Your mom's face

countless phone booths when they used to have doors, Metro elevator as it was rising from basement to street level, In a theatre at Jerry Lewis Cinema while Alien was playing (didn't want to miss a scene). Those were the good old days before cameras everywhere.