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Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 11, 2010 07:13PM

I have a problem.

I bought a bag of Nestle Dibs - Bite Sized Frozen Snacks - Value Pack.

I put a few in a bowl and sat down to respond to one of eesh’s derogatory comments.

After a few bites, I needed more so I refilled my bowl, saying, hey, I look fine in my Chiquita Banana costume, so what the hell.

Well... now I’m eating them straight from the bag. A serving size is 340 calories. There are 6 servings. I’ve already eaten half the bag and I want more.

I stood at the sink and tried to throw them down the garbage disposal but I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t do it.

I’m a Nestle Dibs Bite Sized Frozen Snack Value Pack addict. These Dibs should be sold with a warning label.

OK, now that I’ve polished off another 10 or so, I’ve got to get rid of them. I’m going crazy. Soon, I’ll look like that fatso eesh posted. HELP! Get these things away from me!

(15 minutes later)

I did it! I threw them down the garbage disposal. It’s over, thank God, but what a horrible experience!
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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 11, 2010 08:42PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> I put a few in a bowl and sat down to respond to
> one of eesh’s derogatory comments.






Whatever Alias. My comments towards you are always positive and motivating. lol

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 11, 2010 09:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Whatever Alias. My comments towards you are always
> positive and motivating. lol

eesh, you gave me my first gray hair and now an eating disorder.

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: chowdy ()
Date: October 12, 2010 02:30AM

Hey Alias,

Our love is like a ship on the ocean, and we've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion!

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 12, 2010 02:33AM

i say, have all the dibs you want, alias.
just stay clear of the crack.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 12, 2010 02:57AM

themuse Wrote:
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> i say, have all the dibs you want, alias.
> just stay clear of the crack.

muse, have you ever had a dib?

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:00AM

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i say, have all the dibs you want, alias.
> > just stay clear of the crack.
>
> muse, have you ever had a dib?


i'd tell you but then i'd have to kill you, alias.

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:09AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > i say, have all the dibs you want, alias.
> > > just stay clear of the crack.
> >
> > muse, have you ever had a dib?
>
>
> i'd tell you but then i'd have to kill you, alias.

like i haven't been threatened with death before.

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:12AM

don't get all hoffman on me now.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:20AM

excuse me, muse, but i'm detecting a sexual overtone here.

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:22AM

so that's you peeking through my window, alias? thought so.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:33AM

yes.. move those curtains a bit, would you?

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:44AM

there. is that better, cowboy?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 12, 2010 03:49AM

Holy shit! This stuff is happening right before my eyes...

This is better than live TV...

It's like watching a painting being painted by a painter...

Gawlly, I'm in heaven right now...

themuse Wrote:
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> there. is that better, cowboy?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 12, 2010 04:46AM

themuse Wrote:
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> there. is that better, cowboy?

no, not really, but Harry seems happy.

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 12, 2010 05:02AM

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> -----
> > there. is that better, cowboy?
>
> no, not really, but Harry seems happy.


poor tuttle. i bet he lost his load at "nestle dibs."

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 12, 2010 06:50AM

Don't buy them in the first place.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 12, 2010 08:43AM

I don't know why Alias is buying bite sized candy. From what I've seen, she can swallow an eclair whole.

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 12, 2010 10:16AM

lol Alias, what a stereotypical thread!

This pretty much confirms the mental image I had of you;
alone, dark room only lit by the tv/computer, cat under one arm, bag of Nestle Dibs in the other.

I just made myself sad:(

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Re: Nestle Dibs
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 13, 2010 01:18AM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> lol Alias, what a stereotypical thread!

> This pretty much confirms the mental image I had
> of you;

What? A gorgeous brunette?

> alone, dark room only lit by the tv/computer, cat
> under one arm, bag of Nestle Dibs in the other.

Two cats actually.

> I just made myself sad:(

Perk up. I'm never ever eating another Dib.

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