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Farts
Posted by: fartlett ()
Date: October 08, 2010 01:57PM

Did you ever think you were about to fart

except it wasn't a fart it was a pooplet?

Where were you? and what did you do about it after

you stopped laughing.

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Re: Farts
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: October 08, 2010 02:14PM

That's the worst haiku I've ever read.

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Re: Farts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 06:05PM


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Re: Farts
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: October 08, 2010 06:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Cake farts anyone?
>
> http://www.cakefarts.com/cakefarts2.mp4

That's stupid.

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Re: Farts
Posted by: mark j ()
Date: October 08, 2010 10:13PM

Luckily, i was home watching TV....pushed hard hoping for
a really loud rip that would gross out the wife and it did ..RIP..

I realized that I shit in my pants....ran to the bathroom to clean up..

went back to watching TV

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Re: Farts
Posted by: not so funny ()
Date: October 08, 2010 10:55PM

safeway. Shit my pants big time. I was lucky that my house was less than a mile away. Unfortunatly it was during rush hour and I had to sit in it for 15 minutes.

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Re: Farts
Posted by: fatlett ()
Date: October 08, 2010 10:55PM

mark j Wrote:
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> Luckily, i was home watching TV....pushed hard
> hoping for
> a really loud rip that would gross out the wife
> and it did ..RIP..
>
> I realized that I shit in my pants....ran to the
> bathroom to clean up..
>
> went back to watching TV


LMFAO!

Best story so far. I was kind of hoping for more like that.

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Re: Farts
Posted by: not so funny ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:00PM

not so funny Wrote:
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> safeway. Shit my pants big time. I was lucky that
> my house was less than a mile away. Unfortunatly
> it was during rush hour and I had to sit in it for
> 15 minutes.


and... I thought it was going to be just a small fart but it was a full blown crap

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Re: Farts
Posted by: !!Mephisto Alert!! ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:01PM

Fruppie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cake farts anyone?
> >
> > http://www.cakefarts.com/cakefarts2.mp4
>
> That's stupid.



mephisto troll moniker/split personality

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Re: Farts
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:25PM

it's not a "pooplet."
it's called a shart.

yeefuckinghaw

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:47PM

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2014 10:51AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Farts
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:48PM

i lub it, chuck.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Farts
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:33AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Hoping to pass wind
> Crushing disappointment when
> I sharted myself.
>
> Is that haiku better?


Familiar pressure
Released freely into pants
Unforeseen wetness

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Re: Farts
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:31PM


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Re: Farts
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:33PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> That's the worst haiku I've ever read.

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