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I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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two moons around Uranus
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Date: March 23, 2025 04:48PM
I washed it real good even got the shower head right up in there with Dial soap (whitewater fresh) . Is this just something that happens with age? I am 48.
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
The Big Wiper
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Date: March 23, 2025 04:57PM
Ya probably just don't know how to wipe your butt right. The method is this:
10 Get a wad of toilet paper
20 Wipe your crack and really get in there
30 Inspect toilet paper
40 If paper = brown then goto 10
50 All done. Enjoy your clean butt
So many people just wave a square in the general direction of their butt and then walk around with caked on shit the rest of the day. It's gross.
10 Get a wad of toilet paper
20 Wipe your crack and really get in there
30 Inspect toilet paper
40 If paper = brown then goto 10
50 All done. Enjoy your clean butt
So many people just wave a square in the general direction of their butt and then walk around with caked on shit the rest of the day. It's gross.
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Or, try this...
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Date: March 23, 2025 05:39PM
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
serious question
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Date: March 23, 2025 06:02PM
Do you have a taint scrubber brush?
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
the real General Mahdi
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Date: March 23, 2025 08:17PM
"Is this just something that happens with age?"
no, with all due respect, your body is rotting frum the inside out but fret not, the problem can be remedied if you have some discipline...
you need to start improving your diet...fruits and green leafy veggies promote internal cleanliness...but you may have to smell worse before you smell better...but push through to the light at the end of the tunnel...
also, dial soap is trash...eye would be wary of washing my hands with that shit much less anywhere else...
no, with all due respect, your body is rotting frum the inside out but fret not, the problem can be remedied if you have some discipline...
you need to start improving your diet...fruits and green leafy veggies promote internal cleanliness...but you may have to smell worse before you smell better...but push through to the light at the end of the tunnel...
also, dial soap is trash...eye would be wary of washing my hands with that shit much less anywhere else...
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Who knew so much about ASS?
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Date: March 23, 2025 08:27PM
Thanks ASSMAN!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
Knew Trition
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Date: March 24, 2025 05:42AM
two moons around Uranus Wrote:
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> I washed it real good even got the shower head
> right up in there with Dial soap (whitewater
> fresh) . Is this just something that happens with
> age? I am 48.
Do you eat a lot of fast food? Poor diet is likely to blame. Also Dr Bronners peppermint soap is what you should be washing with.
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> I washed it real good even got the shower head
> right up in there with Dial soap (whitewater
> fresh) . Is this just something that happens with
> age? I am 48.
Do you eat a lot of fast food? Poor diet is likely to blame. Also Dr Bronners peppermint soap is what you should be washing with.
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
Freddie the fag
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Date: March 24, 2025 07:32AM
Some of us like stinky butts,
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
Mahdi knows ass like WOw
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Date: March 24, 2025 11:57AM
Leave it to the Plowmaster!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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pure soap is the key
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Date: July 02, 2025 06:07AM
Soak your ass in the bathtub 3 times a week and use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap. Soak you ass for 30 minutes in the soapy peppermint water.
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Astroglide also disinfects
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Date: July 02, 2025 08:02AM
Diddy knew this.
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Meade:"Spaysex: Uranus & beyond"
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Date: July 02, 2025 08:18PM
Mmmm! Buttholes & Frenulums!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Meade: "I'm a shemale now!"
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Date: July 02, 2025 10:38PM
My dick is
shrinking and my tits are growing! Yeah!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
Meade: "I'm happy if I swallow."
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Date: July 02, 2025 10:44PM
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Mahdi plows me
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Date: July 02, 2025 10:47PM
I just smile
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
My ass smells like lavender
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Date: July 02, 2025 10:51PM
I love it
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
Mahdi Copraphagia Association
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Date: July 03, 2025 07:24AM
We eat it all
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
Posted by:
Clyde M. Miller
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Date: July 04, 2025 06:57PM
Honestly, I can relate to your experience. I've noticed that as I get older, certain things like body odor can change, even with good hygiene. Maybe it’s diet, or just our bodies adapting. Anyway, I find it helps to stay active and distract myself with simple, fun things—like playing a quick game of Snow Rider 3d online when I have a few spare minutes. Sometimes a little distraction or laughter makes dealing with these quirks easier!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Nigger IQ of 35
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Date: July 04, 2025 07:09PM
Yo- yo moms gimme the clap! You needs to wash that bitch ass and take her to the hopsital Fuck yo game nigga!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Nigger IQ of 35
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Date: July 04, 2025 07:09PM
Yo- yo moms gimme the clap! You needs to wash that bitch ass and take her to the hopsital Fuck yo game nigga!
Re: I thoroughly washed my ass at 7 this morning and it already is starting to stink!
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Medical Advice
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Date: July 05, 2025 10:18PM
This happens to everyone who has less than six months to live. Get your affairs in order and make yourself funeral arrangements