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want to have a baby
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 07, 2010 09:15PM

I'm looking for a woman to give me a baby. Any girls here at FFXU willing to be donors? Alias?


in loving memory of Reynold.
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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 08, 2010 01:26AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm looking for a woman to give me a baby. Any
> girls here at FFXU willing to be donors? Alias?


Mr. Misery,

You had a baby... an adorable little gay baby.

Remember what happened to him?

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 08, 2010 01:33AM

eesh murdered him. Teri is now unable to conceive again due to the grief. We need a new baby. Will you be our surrogate, Alias?

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: thngsie ()
Date: October 08, 2010 01:34AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm looking for a woman to give me a baby. Any
> > girls here at FFXU willing to be donors? Alias?
>
>
> Mr. Misery,
>
> You had a baby... an adorable little gay baby.
>
> Remember what happened to him?

Er, we keep getting these bizarre phone calls from an acrobatic man claiming to be "Swampoodle".

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 08, 2010 03:06AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> eesh murdered him.

yes, I heard.

> Teri is now unable to conceive
> again due to the grief.

that's a shame.

> We need a new baby. Will
> you be our surrogate, Alias?

that depends on how much you are willing to pay.

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 08, 2010 03:37AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh murdered him.
>
> yes, I heard.
>
> > Teri is now unable to conceive
> > again due to the grief.
>
> that's a shame.
>
> > We need a new baby. Will
> > you be our surrogate, Alias?
>
> that depends on how much you are willing to pay.

how about $800,500?

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 08, 2010 04:24AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > eesh murdered him.
> >
> > yes, I heard.
> >
> > > Teri is now unable to conceive
> > > again due to the grief.
> >
> > that's a shame.
> >
> > > We need a new baby. Will
> > > you be our surrogate, Alias?
> >
> > that depends on how much you are willing to
> pay.
>
> how about $800,500?

Add a few zeros and you've got a deal.

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: October 08, 2010 06:35AM

Don't do it Mr. Misery. Who knows what fungus ravaged appendage the baby will inherit.

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Re: want to have a baby
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 09, 2010 01:45AM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Don't do it Mr. Misery. Who knows what fungus
> ravaged appendage the baby will inherit.

Radiophile is just a little jealous of my injured thumb.

I understand. As a kid, I thought it was really cool to have a cast on your arm or better yet, on your leg, and have to hop around on crutches.

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