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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm looking for a woman to give me a baby. Any
> girls here at FFXU willing to be donors? Alias?
Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > I'm looking for a woman to give me a baby. Any
> > girls here at FFXU willing to be donors? Alias?
>
>
> Mr. Misery,
>
> You had a baby... an adorable little gay baby.
>
> Remember what happened to him?
Er, we keep getting these bizarre phone calls from an acrobatic man claiming to be "Swampoodle".
Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > eesh murdered him.
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> yes, I heard.
>
> > Teri is now unable to conceive
> > again due to the grief.
>
> that's a shame.
>
> > We need a new baby. Will
> > you be our surrogate, Alias?
>
> that depends on how much you are willing to pay.
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > > eesh murdered him.
> >
> > yes, I heard.
> >
> > > Teri is now unable to conceive
> > > again due to the grief.
> >
> > that's a shame.
> >
> > > We need a new baby. Will
> > > you be our surrogate, Alias?
> >
> > that depends on how much you are willing to
> pay.
>
> how about $800,500?
Radiophile Wrote:
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> Don't do it Mr. Misery. Who knows what fungus
> ravaged appendage the baby will inherit.
Radiophile is just a little jealous of my injured thumb.
I understand. As a kid, I thought it was really cool to have a cast on your arm or better yet, on your leg, and have to hop around on crutches.