Who could make this up? I like her for it.


"If you're an attractive woman named Krystal Ball, you already need to overcome some hurdles to be taken seriously as a congressional candidate (e.g., the "Is she a stripper?" hurdle). So literally the last thing you need are photos of you dressed in a sexy outfit and sucking on a dildo being worn as a nose by a man in a reindeer costume to get leaked on the Internet, which is what happened this week to Ball, a 28-year-old Democrat with no prior political experience running for Congress in Virginia's solidly red 1st district. Other photos, which were posted by a conservative blog, show Ball pulling reindeer-dildo-face by a leash, getting poked in her nether regions, and in the process of licking what appears to be a tiny vibrator. But it's not as bad as it sounds!"




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Take it back, I don't like her. Listen to the cunts statement---
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Krystal Ball's response is to pull a Palin: "It's incredibly sexist" and "outrageous" that these pictures have emerged. She continues: "I'm angry at the way women in this country are unfairly treated in this regard when they step up and run for office." Because if a man sucked a rubber dick attached to the nose of another man, we would never publish that picture. Besides! What if we like politicians who pose with red dildos in their mouths, hmm?"



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Third post and I shut up.. Are we getting jacked off by some prank?

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see what I'm talking about? Pictures like these will NEVER go away. We have a whole generation of Krystal Balls coming up. I LOVE it. Hottest thing ever. You can now see just about any girl you know (or don't know) acting like a slut online.

Hot. Not as good as these, though:
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> see what I'm talking about? Pictures like these
> will NEVER go away. We have a whole generation of
> Krystal Balls coming up. I LOVE it. Hottest thing
> ever. You can now see just about any girl you know
> (or don't know) acting like a slut online.
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> Hot. Not as good as these, though:

LMFMAO!!

It's not sexist! How is it sexist? Is this real?

her statements are... strange and really sound desperate. really though, if you were caught in that situation, would you be doing everything you possibly could to shift the topic?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Yeah you would want to change the subject but increasingly I think honesty is better in these situations. Used to be you could deflect stuff like this but it just won't go away now with information being as available as it is and running some bullshit about how you are being persecuted with these pictures because you're a woman isn't going to cut it and I would think potential voters would find it insulting. If the guy wearing the dildo nose was the guy running for Congress these pictures would be embarrassing for him too.

She should have come out and said what she said at the beginning of that statement. "I was right out of college at a party and I did something stupid. Oh well. Let's talk about what's going on now."

Even that might be a little bit of bullshit because she probably doesn't regret doing what she did in those pictures--she was at a party having fun, but she does regret the pictures themselves, but I could live with that little bit of deception as understandable.

She is smoking hot!!! Which is why I cannot figure out why she was ever married to the guy in that picture, or to her current husband for that matter. She has some issues I guess. But I bet she is an animal in the sack.

The guy in the pic was her hubby. He looks a major fucking dork.

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Maybe they were partying on the island of misfit sex toys?
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This is EXACTLY the kind of politics that I want to see.
Oh, and her husband does look like an INCREDIBLE DOUCHE in that pic!

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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Everyone does this kind of shit. Non-issue. It has nothing to do with her ability to perform her official duties.

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She's got my vote.

You'd think someone named Krystal Ball would be able to see a little bit into the future.

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"Incredibly sexist?" Nice way to fan the flames, idiot. Why not just say, "I was young and stupid?" Because, really, isn't that the honest explanation?

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> Everyone does this kind of shit. Non-issue. It
> has nothing to do with her ability to perform her
> official duties.


I am going to agree with WashingTone-Locian here. Yeah, many people her age may have these types of pics, etc. However, what does call into question her ability to perform official duties is her response to the leak of these pics. To blame the release on sexism is incredibly stupid.

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> > Everyone does this kind of shit. Non-issue.
> It
> > has nothing to do with her ability to perform
> her
> > official duties.
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> I am going to agree with WashingTone-Locian here.
> Yeah, many people her age may have these types of
> pics, etc. However, what does call into question
> her ability to perform official duties is her
> response to the leak of these pics. To blame the
> release on sexism is incredibly stupid.


Yes, that and the fact she has the name of a porn star/stripper.

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> > MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > > Everyone does this kind of shit. Non-issue.
> > It
> > > has nothing to do with her ability to perform
> > her
> > > official duties.
> >
> >
> > I am going to agree with WashingTone-Locian
> here.
> > Yeah, many people her age may have these types
> of
> > pics, etc. However, what does call into
> question
> > her ability to perform official duties is her
> > response to the leak of these pics. To blame
> the
> > release on sexism is incredibly stupid.
>
>
> Yes, that and the fact she has the name of a porn
> star/stripper.

I blame her parents for that. Besides, there is/was already a Norm Dicks, Anthony Weiner, Dick Armey, and Dick Swett in Congress.

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Well, yeah. She is a woman, after all.

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