chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> wowzers Wrote:
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> > You're a bigger pussy than eesh!
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> Fun is fun, but the second you start threatening
> me is the second I call the cops and my lawyer,
> because I will have you arrested and I will sue
> you. No joke.
I'd love to hear that 911 call.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Chuck: "Yes, hi. MrMephisto said he was going to kill me."
Operator: "Calm down, sir. Now, who is this person? Are they there with you now?"
Chuck: "No, I'm alone as usual. He's some guy on a message board."
Operator: "Can you tell me what he looks like?"
Chuck: "I don't know, I never met him."
Operator: "So how exactly did he threaten you?"
Chuck: "Well, one user said that someone should die and let everyone know what happens afterwards. Then MrMephisto, he... he... *sniffle*"
Operator: "I said CALM DOWN, sir. Now, what did he say?"
Chuck: "He said I should volunteer so I could write about what happens in my stupid blog."
Operator: "Did he say anything about his intention to harm you directly?"
Chuck: "Well, no... not exactly. He didn't say HE was going to kill me. But asking someone to volunteer for a tremendously-flawed and obviously-bullshit experiment involving death and the afterlife counts as a death threat, right?"
operator: "It does not. Did he say he was going to
'rip out your heart and feed it to you' or 'pound your head in with an ice pick?' Anything like that?"
Chuck: "Well, no... He didn't say anything like that. But I'm like, really scared here! He mentioned my name in a sentence that made a passing reference to death in a comment that another user made. Isn't that enough?"
Operator: "Sir, the 911 emergency line is for actual emergencies, not your wounded ego and petty childishness. If you continue to bother us with this trivial nonsense, you will be arrested. Good bye."
Chuck: "But wait! He doesn't know who I am or what I look like or where I live!"
*Click*
Seriously, Chuck. Why don't you save the money you'd waste on a lawyer and go buy yourself a personality.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/02/2010 06:22PM by MrMephisto.