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is this wierd?
Posted by:
teresa bishop
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Date: October 01, 2010 12:39PM
I think my husband has been jerking off into the sink...
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: October 01, 2010 12:43PM
He wouldn't need to jerk off if you had a decent coochie, yum yum, vajayjay, cho cho. Get the picture?
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
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Date: October 01, 2010 12:45PM
Well it makes it easy to clean.
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
itchy
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Date: October 01, 2010 12:47PM
baby that's nasty.....why u put your dick in the sink? Eddie Murphy "Raw"
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
Wahhh
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Date: October 01, 2010 03:28PM
Not as wiered as this:
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Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: October 01, 2010 03:30PM
It's not weird to jerk off into the sink... It's weird that you suspect him of doing it.
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Signatures are for fags
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
()
Date: October 01, 2010 03:33PM
If he'd rather cum in the garbage disposal, what does that say about your twat?
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
NicoleH
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Date: October 01, 2010 04:19PM
Why do you "think" he's been jerking off into the sink?
You found some slimy stuff in there in the morning?
As long as you're being so open, let me aks you these important questions.
How tall is he?
Have you been withholding sex lately? and
Who cleaned it up?
You found some slimy stuff in there in the morning?
As long as you're being so open, let me aks you these important questions.
How tall is he?
Have you been withholding sex lately? and
Who cleaned it up?
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: October 01, 2010 05:14PM
Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time someone accused me of doing the same thing. Damn.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: October 01, 2010 05:16PM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time
> someone accused me of doing the same thing. Damn.
you would have like 2 nickels?
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> Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time
> someone accused me of doing the same thing. Damn.
you would have like 2 nickels?
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
westfieldjunkstarr
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Date: October 01, 2010 06:26PM
sink/shower = no mess.
same with pissing when ur drunk.
same with pissing when ur drunk.
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
teresa bishop
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Date: October 01, 2010 07:46PM
NicoleH Wrote:
> How tall is he?
6 feet 7 inches
> Have you been withholding sex lately?
honestly we havent had sex in quite some time because our 2 daughters sleep in our bed with us.
> Who cleaned it up?
it's still there!!!!!!
> How tall is he?
6 feet 7 inches
> Have you been withholding sex lately?
honestly we havent had sex in quite some time because our 2 daughters sleep in our bed with us.
> Who cleaned it up?
it's still there!!!!!!
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
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Date: October 01, 2010 07:52PM
Well, lick it up already. Bitch.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
NicoleH
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Date: October 01, 2010 08:17PM
teresa bishop Wrote:
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> NicoleH Wrote:
>
> > How tall is he?
>
> 6 feet 7 inches
Come on, be honest. He's not really 6'7" now, is he?
>
> > Have you been withholding sex lately?
>
> honestly we havent had sex in quite some time
> because our 2 daughters sleep in our bed with us.
>
And you wonder why your husband is jacking off into the sink??
Are you serious??!!
Where did you learn that from? Put them in their own beds!
> > Who cleaned it up?
>
> it's still there!!!!!!
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> NicoleH Wrote:
>
> > How tall is he?
>
> 6 feet 7 inches
Come on, be honest. He's not really 6'7" now, is he?
>
> > Have you been withholding sex lately?
>
> honestly we havent had sex in quite some time
> because our 2 daughters sleep in our bed with us.
>
And you wonder why your husband is jacking off into the sink??
Are you serious??!!
Where did you learn that from? Put them in their own beds!
> > Who cleaned it up?
>
> it's still there!!!!!!
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: October 01, 2010 08:31PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time
> > someone accused me of doing the same thing.
> Damn.
>
>
> you would have like 2 nickels?
You know too much.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Boy-oh-boy, if I had a nickel for every time
> > someone accused me of doing the same thing.
> Damn.
>
>
> you would have like 2 nickels?
You know too much.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
teresa bishop
()
Date: October 01, 2010 10:27PM
NicoleH Wrote:
> Come on, be honest. He's not really 6'7" now, is
> he?
yes he played college basketball but wasnt good enough to make it pro
> And you wonder why your husband is jacking off
> into the sink??
actually he goes to bed at like 8pm unless its thurs fri and sat when he has business meetings at the bonefish grill
> Where did you learn that from? Put them in their
> own beds!
they just like sleeping with us better i dont think its why he is doing that in the sink
> > Who cleaned it up?
> it's still there!!!!!!
im not going in there anymore and i told the kids to stop using the sink
> Come on, be honest. He's not really 6'7" now, is
> he?
yes he played college basketball but wasnt good enough to make it pro
> And you wonder why your husband is jacking off
> into the sink??
actually he goes to bed at like 8pm unless its thurs fri and sat when he has business meetings at the bonefish grill
> Where did you learn that from? Put them in their
> own beds!
they just like sleeping with us better i dont think its why he is doing that in the sink
> > Who cleaned it up?
> it's still there!!!!!!
im not going in there anymore and i told the kids to stop using the sink
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
SRSLY?
()
Date: October 01, 2010 10:40PM
Thurs., Fri., Sat. business meetings at night? at a restaurant?
I'm not gonna ask you 20 questions.
But I will ask you 3
#1 If you guys can't have sex in your bed at night because your daughters are sleeping with you, do you plan it for other times?
#2 Do you think he may be cheating on you?
and...#3 are you seriously not going in the bathroom because he came in the sink?
You must be really old school Catholic.
I'm not gonna ask you 20 questions.
But I will ask you 3
#1 If you guys can't have sex in your bed at night because your daughters are sleeping with you, do you plan it for other times?
#2 Do you think he may be cheating on you?
and...#3 are you seriously not going in the bathroom because he came in the sink?
You must be really old school Catholic.
Re: is this wierd?
Posted by:
teresa bishop
()
Date: October 02, 2010 12:33AM
SRSLY? Wrote:
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> Thurs., Fri., Sat. business meetings at night? at
> a restaurant?
>
> I'm not gonna ask you 20 questions.
>
> But I will ask you 3
>
> #1 If you guys can't have sex in your bed at
> night because your daughters are sleeping with
> you, do you plan it for other times?
no, im just being honest. he's not good at oral but always want to do it to me and he's the size of an 8 ounce coke can... its kinda uncomfortable
> #2 Do you think he may be cheating on you?
no, but i know he looks at porn on the comp and i think it's disgusting
> and...#3 are you seriously not going in the
> bathroom because he came in the sink?
i'm definitely not using that bathroom!
> You must be really old school Catholic.
we go to Mass every sunday
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> Thurs., Fri., Sat. business meetings at night? at
> a restaurant?
>
> I'm not gonna ask you 20 questions.
>
> But I will ask you 3
>
> #1 If you guys can't have sex in your bed at
> night because your daughters are sleeping with
> you, do you plan it for other times?
no, im just being honest. he's not good at oral but always want to do it to me and he's the size of an 8 ounce coke can... its kinda uncomfortable
> #2 Do you think he may be cheating on you?
no, but i know he looks at porn on the comp and i think it's disgusting
> and...#3 are you seriously not going in the
> bathroom because he came in the sink?
i'm definitely not using that bathroom!
> You must be really old school Catholic.
we go to Mass every sunday