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unique problem
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 29, 2010 06:29PM

did you ever open your mouth so wide that you hurt the corners of your mouth? I yelled really loud recently, and ever since, my mouth looks like this:
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Re: unique problem
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:38PM

your mouth looks like ichi the killer?

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:40PM

That movie was gross, but not as violent as hyped.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:41PM

IF you know about Ichi the Killer, you should really check out the Guinea Pig Series, especially Flower of Flesh and Blood.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:45PM

eesh Wrote:
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> IF you know about Ichi the Killer, you should
> really check out the Guinea Pig Series, especially
> Flower of Flesh and Blood.


Seen it all. Pointless and sad. Salo is the worst IMO

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: teri ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:48PM

Miz was yelling "JUST SHUT UP AND BLOW ME!!!"
it's like some sort of mel gibson game...

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:48PM

I liked Salo because it's actually based on a real book, and not just dreamed up by someone that wants the grossest film ever.

Cannibal Holocaust and Men Behind the Sun were most disturbing to me because actual live animals were harmed in the movie.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:53PM

Try keeping your lips moist and your filthy whore mouth closed

Signatures are for fags



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/29/2010 07:54PM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:56PM

Naaah, Salo was no good because there's no raunchy GAY-buttsex in it.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2010 07:59PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Naaah, Salo was no good because there's no raunchy
> GAY-buttsex in it.



If you want gay horror, check out Scab made about five years ago, or the latest porn parody, Twinklight.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: squishy ()
Date: September 29, 2010 08:06PM

got any more gay porn suggestions?

homo.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 29, 2010 08:17PM

Speaking of GAY, I just found a piece of breaded shrimp
in the shape of a Unicorn. I will be listing it on eBay shortly.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: September 29, 2010 09:33PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Naaah, Salo was no good because there's no raunchy
> GAY-buttsex in it.


Lots of ass sex in Salo. Lots of nasty shit overall.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 29, 2010 10:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I liked Salo because it's actually based on a real
> book, and not just dreamed up by someone that
> wants the grossest film ever.
>
> Cannibal Holocaust and Men Behind the Sun were
> most disturbing to me because actual live animals
> were harmed in the movie.


I just read up on "Men Behind the Sun", and I think I've actually viewed a few scenes of it before. Talk about nasty. To also think, of how quite a bit of this is documented of having really occurred to POW's in NAZI Germany and Japan *Shudders*

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: September 29, 2010 10:40PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I liked Salo because it's actually based on a
> real
> > book, and not just dreamed up by someone that
> > wants the grossest film ever.
> >
> > Cannibal Holocaust and Men Behind the Sun were
> > most disturbing to me because actual live
> animals
> > were harmed in the movie.
>
>
> I just read up on "Men Behind the Sun", and I
> think I've actually viewed a few scenes of it
> before. Talk about nasty. To also think, of how
> quite a bit of this is documented of having really
> occurred to POW's in NAZI Germany and Japan
> *Shudders*


Yeah. Makes it even more macabre when you realize shit like that actually happened.

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Re: unique problem
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 02, 2010 12:37AM

big Takashi Miike fan. I like Gozu a lot. Also his gangster stuff is good. Shinya Tsukamoto is another good contemporary Japanese director (Tetsuo: the Iron Man, A Snake of June, Vital).

the corners of my mouth are still messed up. I don't think it's herpes.

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