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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 08, 2025 06:14AM
BK breakfast. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Your Local Grocer 1
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Date: January 08, 2025 07:00AM
What is this about?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2025 09:48AM by Your Local Grocer 1.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2025 09:48AM by Your Local Grocer 1.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 08, 2025 09:52AM
Raising Canes soon. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Al the answer man
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Date: January 08, 2025 11:32AM
Your Local Grocer 1 Wrote:
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> What is this about?
Go back to your own thread.
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> What is this about?
Go back to your own thread.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 08, 2025 11:46AM
Raising Canes plus Baskin Robins. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Hambeast Onion1
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Date: January 08, 2025 12:03PM
Did a Hambeast bowels. She didn’t crap for awhile.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Artist Formerly Known BEH
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Date: January 08, 2025 12:35PM
Your butt is not an amusement park, or something to mess with.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
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Date: January 08, 2025 01:34PM
Green Onion isn’t answering his new dad or I phone call. Anyone in Fairfax want to transport our Jenkum for a cut of $
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Sandwich Onion
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Date: January 08, 2025 03:03PM
Ham, sauerkraut, bread, take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Poultry Lover Onion
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Date: January 08, 2025 04:47PM
Chik-Fil-A , Wing stop, McDonalds Nuggets. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 08, 2025 07:44PM
Velocity Wings. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 09, 2025 06:19AM
Biscuits and gravy. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Real Real Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 09, 2025 08:38AM
5 egg Ham and cheese omelette, 15 bacon strips, 8 sausage links, Orange juice. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 09, 2025 09:52AM
Jersey Mikes opens in 30. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Billy Burrito
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Date: January 09, 2025 10:18AM
Going to Tippys Taco today at 12. That should clean out my bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Don Johnson’s bowels
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Date: January 09, 2025 01:16PM
Amount of coke he did he must have awful bowel problems
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 09, 2025 09:28PM
College football beers pizza. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Prime Rib Onion
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Date: January 09, 2025 10:44PM
Prime rib and sweet potato clears out your bowels. I’ll do this tonight and will get relief.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Huge Hugo
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Date: January 10, 2025 03:05AM
Early breakfast. Chicken fajitas, rice and beans, refried beans, 6 pack of Corona, that should wake up my bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 10, 2025 07:07AM
Grand slam, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Normal Norman Onion
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Date: January 10, 2025 07:21AM
Cheerios, banana, OJ,coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 10, 2025 04:44PM
Cookie dough ice cream. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Hairy Onion
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Date: January 10, 2025 10:48PM
I’m going to take over this shit and discuss proper bowel health and hygiene. You guys need more fiber to help your bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fiber Freddie Onion
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Date: January 11, 2025 08:41AM
High fiber diet does help the bowels, for breakfast I am having bran flakes, multi grain toast, whole wheat English muffins.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 11, 2025 04:47PM
Long John Silvers. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Cuck Cod Onion
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Date: January 11, 2025 06:13PM
Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Long John Silvers. Take that bowels.
Long Dong Silvers sucks. Go to Arthur Treachers.
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> Long John Silvers. Take that bowels.
Long Dong Silvers sucks. Go to Arthur Treachers.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Just what your leaky anus needs
()
Date: January 11, 2025 06:40PM
P2B Donny is now FULLY equipped to go to town on the likes of Lyndsay, Vivek, JD, Gaetz, Musk and many more! He can also plug leaky corn holes!
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Buddy Bowels
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Date: January 11, 2025 10:55PM
Those of us with bowel syndromes don’t put things in our ass.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Freddie the fag
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Date: January 11, 2025 10:58PM
I like to put gerbils up my ass.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 12, 2025 09:37AM
Waffle House. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Chopper 7
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Date: January 12, 2025 10:13AM
Eat so much your bowels get no rest. It’s like everything. The more you use it the better it works.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 12, 2025 11:56AM
BGR Burgers. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Footlong Onion
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Date: January 12, 2025 05:24PM
Subway footlong meatball sub. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 12, 2025 05:31PM
Playoffs. Pizza, wings. Cheesy bread. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Late night snack Onion
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Date: January 12, 2025 10:02PM
Popcorn, Potato chips, Doritos. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 13, 2025 05:23AM
Baked beans and pork. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Ole Timer Onion
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Date: January 13, 2025 07:23AM
Cream of wheat, boiled egg, prune juice. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 13, 2025 12:07PM
Taco Bell and KFC. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Root Beer Onion
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Date: January 13, 2025 06:22PM
Root beer, turnips, beets. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Trump bowel fan
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Date: January 14, 2025 04:36AM
Wish BO alive to see Trump inaugural
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Owen Observer
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Date: January 14, 2025 07:16AM
Trump bowel fan Wrote:
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> Wish BO alive to see Trump inaugural
Don’t Worry, that’s the day BO will return from the dead.
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> Wish BO alive to see Trump inaugural
Don’t Worry, that’s the day BO will return from the dead.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 14, 2025 07:30AM
Brownies, chips, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 14, 2025 01:33PM
Raising Canes. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Hungry Hugo
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Date: January 14, 2025 02:04PM
Burger King. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 14, 2025 06:56PM
Tippys and beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Real Real Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 15, 2025 07:21AM
Oatmeal, scrambled eggs, bacon, OJ. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 15, 2025 07:37AM
Golden Corral. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 15, 2025 09:05PM
Whole pack of hotdogs and beers. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Hungry Hugo
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Date: January 15, 2025 09:23PM
Italian hoagie, lays potato chips, Pepsi, take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 16, 2025 07:57AM
Breakfast burritos. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Bland Barney
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Date: January 16, 2025 09:31AM
Corn flakes, coffee, danish pastry. Take that bowels,
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 16, 2025 01:09PM
Jersey Mikes. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Rumps bowels
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Date: January 16, 2025 02:42PM
Wonder how president rump aka bone spurs or Guiliani’s bowels are.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Rump spokesman
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Date: January 16, 2025 04:09PM
Rumps bowels are fine. He eats Big Macs and drinks Diet Cokes and that keeps his bowels working well.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Gay Gabe
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Date: January 16, 2025 04:51PM
Who wants a monkey’s fist in their porthole?
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Freddie the fag
()
Date: January 16, 2025 07:18PM
Gay Gabe Wrote:
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> Who wants a monkey’s fist in their porthole?
I do.
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> Who wants a monkey’s fist in their porthole?
I do.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fist for cure
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Date: January 16, 2025 07:55PM
Fisting should solve IBS
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Freddie the fag
()
Date: January 16, 2025 09:36PM
Fist for cure Wrote:
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> Fisting should solve IBS
Works for me
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> Fisting should solve IBS
Works for me
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Prime Rib Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2025 10:52PM
Prime rib and sides help to prime the pumps. Medium rare works well.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Quincy Queer
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Date: January 17, 2025 04:04AM
Prime Rib Onion Wrote:
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> Prime rib and sides help to prime the pumps.
> Medium rare works well.
Prime Dick helps prime my pumps. Medium large and stiff works well.
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> Prime rib and sides help to prime the pumps.
> Medium rare works well.
Prime Dick helps prime my pumps. Medium large and stiff works well.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 17, 2025 08:06AM
Waffle House. Everything. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Hungry Hugo
()
Date: January 17, 2025 09:24AM
French toast, bacon, hot chocolate. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 17, 2025 02:42PM
Checkers burgers. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Real Real Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 17, 2025 03:01PM
5 double whoppers, 5 large onion rings, large Coke. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 17, 2025 08:19PM
Two quarts of ice cream. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Workout Willie
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Date: January 18, 2025 07:43AM
Steak and eggs, Wheaties. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 18, 2025 08:22AM
IHOP. Whole menu. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 18, 2025 11:36AM
Anita’s. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: January 18, 2025 12:09PM
And still nothing. Zilch. Incontinence gets no attention.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
The Obese neighbor
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Date: January 18, 2025 01:44PM
If anyone sees my dad’s son greener at a Richmond hospital, explain to him that gay marriage is legal in Virginia. If he will visit us and acknowledge our marriage, we will cook healthier foods on the grill.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Rusty Crapplace 11
()
Date: January 18, 2025 04:22PM
Two days to Donald Trump being president again. Miss my neighbor. My faith says that BO will see the inauguration from Heaven, but so wish he was on earth for this historic moment.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 18, 2025 07:51PM
Mexican food and football on TV. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Real Real Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 19, 2025 03:52AM
Going to IHOP soon. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 19, 2025 07:14AM
Cheese breakfast burrito. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Big Guy
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Date: January 19, 2025 08:07AM
25 chocolate chip pancakes, 12 egg omelette, 6 pack Bud light. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Hungry Hippo
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Date: January 19, 2025 10:09AM
Rolls of cookie dough. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 19, 2025 10:56AM
Golden Arches and ice cream machine works. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Trumps bowels
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Date: January 19, 2025 02:27PM
The Don has slimmed down considerably. Yet I imagine tomorrow his gears will handle expensive cheeses and seafoods.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Guido Wop
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Date: January 19, 2025 02:58PM
Spaghetti, Pizza, Cannoli. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
President Onion
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Date: January 19, 2025 03:52PM
Voters, electoral college, inauguration. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 19, 2025 04:48PM
Chef Boyardee. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Sodium Sam
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Date: January 19, 2025 04:54PM
Campbells soup, Oscar Meyer’s hot dogs, frozen dinners. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Playoff Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2025 10:02PM
Onside kick, rushes, catches. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 20, 2025 07:55AM
Steak and eggs. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Election Onion
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Date: January 20, 2025 09:58AM
Swearing in ceremony. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 20, 2025 05:08PM
Tacos and baked beans. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Trumps bowels
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Date: January 20, 2025 07:58PM
He seems irritated. IBS?
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 20, 2025 09:34PM
Pizza, breadsticks, take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Glad BO gone
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Date: January 20, 2025 09:57PM
Any Trump voter is a traitor to the constitution and this country
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Weird diet Onion
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Date: January 20, 2025 10:31PM
Boiled cabbage, creamed Onions, Swiss chard. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 21, 2025 08:24AM
IHOP. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
The honorary Fatso
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Date: January 21, 2025 10:37AM
Oatmeal and fiber, take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Normal Norman Onion
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Date: January 21, 2025 11:27AM
Tuna salad sandwich, potato chips, Diet Pepsi. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 21, 2025 06:58PM
Tony’s pizza. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Joe Bidens butt
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Date: January 21, 2025 08:44PM
Bet he’s processing tapioca pudding and ice cream. He’s really odd.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Huge Hugo
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Date: January 22, 2025 04:46AM
Porridge, Waffles, chocolate milk. Take that bowels;
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: January 22, 2025 07:08AM
Bacon, grits, eggs. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Glynda the good witch
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Date: January 22, 2025 07:16AM
Deviled eggs, Yogurt, Earl Grey tea. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Lethal Onion
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Date: January 22, 2025 08:49AM
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci. Take that bowels.
Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 22, 2025 11:32AM
Whoppers and fries. Take that bowels.