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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Regrets tacos ()
Date: December 21, 2024 06:20PM

Why did I eat a 10 pack of tacos

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: December 21, 2024 08:51PM

Regrets tacos Wrote:
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> Why did I eat a 10 pack of tacos


So you could shit like a wild goose

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 22, 2024 09:31AM

Going to Golden Corral. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 22, 2024 10:33AM

Fried chicken fried steak. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Hank Boomer ()
Date: December 22, 2024 02:44PM

Holiday food is a problem. 12 pointer will be dropped.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2024 03:01PM

Al the answer man Wrote:
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> Regrets tacos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did I eat a 10 pack of tacos
>
>
> So you could shit like a wild goose


He is making the gravy for our seasonal get together.

Brown Onion would be so proud.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 22, 2024 09:04PM

Football time. Pizza and beers. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Huge Hugo ()
Date: December 23, 2024 07:06AM

Chocolate chip pancakes, bacon, Tomato juice. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 23, 2024 09:15AM

Pancakes,bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Brutus Bowels ()
Date: December 23, 2024 01:26PM

Throw food at them. This helps them crank.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Giant buttocks ()
Date: December 24, 2024 03:23AM

Potato and beans casserole, stewed tomatoes, garlic bread. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 24, 2024 04:42PM

Jersey Mikes. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 24, 2024 04:43PM

Taco Bell. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Left for Santa ()
Date: December 25, 2024 04:43AM

Cheerios and warm milk.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Bowels or bowls ()
Date: December 25, 2024 04:56AM

How to spell

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Gus Grammar ()
Date: December 25, 2024 08:18AM

Bowels or bowls Wrote:
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> How to spell


Damn You Fairfax County Public School graduates are dumb.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 25, 2024 09:23AM

IHOP. Pancakes, eggs, bacon. Coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 25, 2024 11:02AM

Merry Chistmass to all y'all bib guys!

Today is gonna be a good day. I iz watchin footballz an having home cook chili and lots of beerz. I sayed a prayer fo Mr Brownonion dis mornin God rest hiz sole.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Gus Grammar ()
Date: December 25, 2024 11:17AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Merry Chistmass to all y'all bib guys!
>
> Today is gonna be a good day. I iz watchin
> footballz an having home cook chili and lots of
> beerz. I sayed a prayer fo Mr Brownonion dis
> mornin God rest hiz sole.


Wow, another Fairfax County Public School graduate who doesn’t know how to spell.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 25, 2024 07:07PM

Leftovers turkey, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 26, 2024 06:28AM

Scrapple and bacon. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Boomer Bill ()
Date: December 26, 2024 08:08AM

2 overeasy eggs, Cream of Wheat, corn muffin. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 26, 2024 01:54PM

Tippys. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Librarian Onion ()
Date: December 26, 2024 03:28PM

Books, carpet, check out. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Bank Robber Onion ()
Date: December 26, 2024 03:47PM

Ski mask, gun, getaway car. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Pilot Onion ()
Date: December 26, 2024 07:44PM

Altimeter, flight yoke, engines. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fighter Fred ()
Date: December 26, 2024 10:24PM

Boxing shorts, Boxing gloves, knock out punch, take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 27, 2024 09:31AM

Burger King breakfast. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Boris Bowels ()
Date: December 27, 2024 03:57PM

Throw the kitchen sink and more at your bowels. Prime the pump!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Eastern European Onion ()
Date: December 27, 2024 05:10PM

Hungarian Ghoulish, Chicken Kiev, Polish sausage. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 28, 2024 05:45PM

Beers, brats, nachos. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 28, 2024 06:52PM

Salisbury steak, baked potatoes, green beans, apple pie. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Early Riser ()
Date: December 29, 2024 05:09AM

Scrambled eggs, pancakes, hot chocolate. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 29, 2024 07:02PM

Pretzels, cheese, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Georgia Gentleman ()
Date: December 29, 2024 08:50PM

In honor of President Carter, I am having peanut soup. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 30, 2024 04:45AM

Dennys. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 30, 2024 05:33AM

IHOP. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Prime Rib Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2024 09:18AM

Harvard studies indicate prime rib is good for your bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: December 30, 2024 11:12AM

Prime Rib Onion Wrote:
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> Harvard studies indicate prime rib is good for
> your bowels.


My studies indicate that red meat like prime rib could clog your arteries and you could be dead in 3 months.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 30, 2024 04:54PM

Tippys. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Wisconsin Man ()
Date: December 30, 2024 07:26PM

Posters of Brett Favre with lots of cheeses helps my bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Bowel Etiquette ()
Date: December 30, 2024 07:43PM

Wisconsin Man Wrote:
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> Posters of Brett Favre with lots of cheeses helps
> my bowels.

In polite company we don’t generally discuss such things.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Cream Lover Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2024 09:52PM

Creamed Corn, Cream of Chicken Soup, Ice cream. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Poker Players ()
Date: December 31, 2024 03:59AM

MGK casino food helps

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 31, 2024 04:55AM

Grand Slam. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Normal Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2024 05:52AM

Frosted Flakes, banana, Orange Juice. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Rockstar Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2024 08:00AM

Microphone, guitars, drums. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Blues Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2024 08:31AM

Harmonica, sunglasses, cigarettes. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 31, 2024 11:45AM

Microwave dinner, fried foods, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Do this and work ()
Date: December 31, 2024 01:21PM

Geez folks. Fiber and water daily.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 31, 2024 06:38PM

Pizza and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Rusty crapplace 11 ()
Date: December 31, 2024 09:37PM

So miss my neighbor this new years. Talked with Matilda today on the phone. She wishes all a happy new year. Not so sure it is but best wishes to all.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: December 31, 2024 10:46PM

Nachos, shrimp, chocolates New Years Meal. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Jalapeño Bowels ()
Date: January 01, 2025 12:44AM

Coffee and jalopenos will clear you up

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: January 01, 2025 04:20AM

Anyone know if Tippys Taco will be open today? My bowels need a good cleansing.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 01, 2025 12:38PM

McDonald’s value meals. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Internal organs Onion ()
Date: January 01, 2025 04:02PM

Kidneys, Liver,Spleen. Take that bowels

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 01, 2025 08:17PM

Smores. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 02, 2025 08:57AM

Scrapple, eggs, bacon. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Huge Hugo ()
Date: January 02, 2025 10:07AM

Waffles, eggs, bacon. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Ropes ()
Date: January 02, 2025 10:44AM

XL black rubber fist with vibrating knuckles. Take that bowels!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Roids Rubber bands ()
Date: January 02, 2025 11:28AM

I think docs sometimes use small rubber bands to place around roids to get them to decrease swelling.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 02, 2025 03:04PM

12 chocolate puddings. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Himmlers cousin ()
Date: January 02, 2025 03:20PM

Bratwurst, sauerkraut, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 02, 2025 05:49PM

Fried chicken and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Guido Mafioso ()
Date: January 02, 2025 10:17PM

Spaghetti, Lasagna, Rigatoni. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 03, 2025 08:25AM

McDonald’s breakfast burritos. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Hamburgler ()
Date: January 03, 2025 11:25AM

Filet-O-Fish, French fries, Coke. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 03, 2025 12:39PM

Two Chipotle bowls. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Helen Hunt Fans ()
Date: January 03, 2025 01:07PM

Helen Hunts bowels?

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 03, 2025 06:06PM

Mac and cheese, cole slaw, Pepsi. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 04, 2025 04:54AM

Bacon and eggs. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Steak and Potato Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2025 07:11AM

Steak and potatoes clears up your bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Irving Hungrystein ()
Date: January 04, 2025 07:40AM

Bagels and lox, take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fried Chicken helps ()
Date: January 04, 2025 09:31AM

Fried chicken is best for your bowels. Grease them up.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Raising Canes ()
Date: January 04, 2025 10:54AM

Fried Chicken helps Wrote:
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> Fried chicken is best for your bowels. Grease them
> up.


Is bowel appropriate!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 04, 2025 01:36PM

Tippys Taco is best for the bowels, cleans them right out.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 04, 2025 03:31PM

Concession food. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Greasy Gilbert ()
Date: January 04, 2025 10:30PM

Onion rings, French fries, mozzarella sticks. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Astronaut Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2025 04:40AM

Rocket engines, cockpit, thrusters. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: January 05, 2025 05:15AM

Go to KKK meeting, clean guns, boycott NFL games. Take that bow.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Miss BO a lot ()
Date: January 05, 2025 07:48AM

This thread was better when he was alive

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Return of the Dead ()
Date: January 05, 2025 08:47AM

Miss BO a lot Wrote:
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> This thread was better when he was alive


Don’t worry, he’ll be back soon

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 05, 2025 01:39PM

Football. Nachos cheese beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Lions Onions ()
Date: January 05, 2025 08:26PM

Football night two teams. Bowels good or not to be?

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Legumes got this ()
Date: January 05, 2025 10:58PM

Black eyed peas, kidney beans, split peas. Take that bowels,

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Rubber band Roids ()
Date: January 05, 2025 11:39PM

I think doctors use little rubber bands to close off roids.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 06, 2025 06:12AM

Too much snow to go to IHOP and I ran out of eggs and pancakes at home, I guess I’ll just have an English muffin and a banana. Hope I don’t starve to death.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 06, 2025 07:15AM

Donuts, bagels. Coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Soup Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2025 07:47AM

Chicken noodle soup, tomato soup, clam chowder. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Snowed Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2025 10:20AM

Can’t go anywhere. Got pancakes, bacon, eggs, hash browns, cereal, coffee, cheeses, yogurts. Also chips and sausages. Going to clear out the pump.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: The Obese Neighbor ()
Date: January 06, 2025 01:53PM

Green visit dad and I. We can grill drink beers and do other things. I’m ready for my prostate exam.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 06, 2025 03:44PM

Jersey Mikes. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Deep in the sea Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2025 05:43PM

Salmon, eel, shark . Take that bowels .

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 06, 2025 10:05PM

Snow night microwave dinners. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 07, 2025 07:02AM

Dennys breakfast. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 07, 2025 12:42PM

McDonald’s. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Loopy Libtard in basement ()
Date: January 07, 2025 01:56PM

Hot pockets, milk, twinkies. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Flaming faggot Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2025 05:02PM

Tofu, sprouts ,lollipops. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Military Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2025 05:53PM

Sit-ups, sit reps, radar. Take that bowels.

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