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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Med Haz Dr ()
Date: May 14, 2025 08:53PM

Big ones blood Wrote:
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> Big jagged ones cause bleeding. Not a good time.


That’s non survivalable

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 15, 2025 07:19AM

Pancakes and sausage. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 15, 2025 02:32PM

Fried buffalo wings and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Cure for this crap ()
Date: May 15, 2025 03:33PM

Get a big dildo or dick you’ll crap everywhere

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 15, 2025 05:41PM

Steak and beers. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: MH Martin ()
Date: May 15, 2025 11:04PM

Best guess not a medical professional, you are hurting your bowels and more. Cholesterol, blood pressure?

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 16, 2025 07:06AM

Eggs, bacon, scrapple. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 16, 2025 09:05AM

Waffles, hash browns, bacon. Coffee and croissants. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 16, 2025 12:36PM

Ledo Pizza. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 16, 2025 09:28PM

Fried chicken and beers. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 17, 2025 10:17AM

Brunch take that bowels

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Miss Bowels predictions grades ()
Date: May 17, 2025 12:20PM

Wish someone still did bowels report cards here.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 17, 2025 12:55PM

Whole can of peanut butter take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Not good ()
Date: May 17, 2025 03:28PM

You all eat like shit. Keep doing this oh well

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 17, 2025 08:05PM

Hot dogs and deviled eggs. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 18, 2025 07:14AM

Gallons of ice cream coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 18, 2025 10:45AM

Asian food festival. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Candy is dandy ()
Date: May 18, 2025 09:15PM

Rat bags or candy,

Sugar creates bowel production. Coffee helps also

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 19, 2025 10:38AM

Fish and fries. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Wowza Butts ()
Date: May 19, 2025 11:21AM

You’re nuts

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 19, 2025 04:16PM

Quesadillas. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Trump’s rear ()
Date: May 19, 2025 10:41PM

Dos he ware diapers

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 20, 2025 06:47AM

IHOP. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: May 20, 2025 07:20AM

Scrambled eggs, fresh Cod fillet, hash browns. Jolly good breakfast. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Oh no that’s horrible ()
Date: May 20, 2025 10:59AM

Sir Harry Haddock Wrote:
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> Scrambled eggs, fresh Cod fillet, hash browns.
> Jolly good breakfast. Cheerio!


Gas from that ouch

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: May 20, 2025 11:36AM

Oh no that’s horrible Wrote:
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> Sir Harry Haddock Wrote:
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> > Scrambled eggs, fresh Cod fillet, hash browns.
> > Jolly good breakfast. Cheerio!
>
>
> Gas from that ouch


My good man, gas is good for digestion. Keeps the bowels working well. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 20, 2025 12:48PM

Pizzas, fries, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mahdis bowels ()
Date: May 20, 2025 04:06PM

Have hundreds of thousand miles on them

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 20, 2025 05:10PM

Chips, dip, cheese. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: May 20, 2025 05:46PM

Crumpets with jam and butter for tea. Take that bowels. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 21, 2025 04:42AM

Dennys breakfast. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mango Time ()
Date: May 21, 2025 10:19AM

Mangoes help with these problems

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 21, 2025 12:34PM

Taco Bell. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Solution time ()
Date: May 21, 2025 02:21PM

Gallons of ice cream.

Gallons of milk.

Cheese, butter, and processed foods.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 21, 2025 06:51PM

Red Robin burgers and fries. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mungo Time ()
Date: May 22, 2025 04:29AM

Drink fruit smoothies. Why would you eat garbage like what’s been brought up?

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 22, 2025 06:47AM

Anita’s burritos. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 22, 2025 01:05PM

Lobster and chips. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 22, 2025 05:30PM

Greasy pizza and wings. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 23, 2025 09:08AM

French toast and coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 23, 2025 12:31PM

District Taco. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 23, 2025 03:44PM

Grilling and beer time. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 24, 2025 10:34PM

Beers and brats. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 25, 2025 02:14PM

Fried chicken. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Rev Farrakhan 5 ()
Date: May 25, 2025 08:28PM

Al Sharpton just cleared thru my bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 25, 2025 09:26PM

Potted meat. Beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 26, 2025 07:10AM

Pancakes and coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 26, 2025 02:22PM

Late lunch. Microwave dinner. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Do this and ok ()
Date: May 26, 2025 03:47PM

Your garbage disposal is best when challenged. The more you know you know.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 26, 2025 08:03PM

Greasy steaks. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 27, 2025 07:40AM

Krispy Kreme. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Greasy Fun ()
Date: May 27, 2025 08:57AM

Lube them with grease! It helps a lot

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 27, 2025 10:57AM

Buckets of popcorn. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Coffee upon coffee ()
Date: May 27, 2025 12:24PM

Easy solution. Coffee pot black with caffeine. Ejection will begin quite fast. A old time tested way.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 27, 2025 07:28PM

Fried foods, seafood, Italian. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Gollum ()
Date: May 27, 2025 09:25PM

What gollum’s bowels like

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 28, 2025 03:27PM

Canned spaghetti. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mork ()
Date: May 28, 2025 05:25PM

Swedish chef wants you to eat his food

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Bring dicks ()
Date: May 28, 2025 06:24PM

A big penis or dildo will clear up plumbing

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Homo Errcyus ()
Date: May 28, 2025 08:02PM

All code for scat play

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 29, 2025 08:25AM

Waffle House. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mahdi Bowels ()
Date: May 29, 2025 03:33PM

Just pushed General Mahdi out of my rear end. Not an easy feat.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 29, 2025 05:47PM

Nachos supreme. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 30, 2025 05:24AM

Scrapple. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Doc Drano ()
Date: May 30, 2025 09:00AM

Drano could be good!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 30, 2025 02:24PM

Whole cheesecake. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 30, 2025 06:50PM

Dennys and sodas. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Carpenter Bowels ()
Date: May 30, 2025 07:25PM

Nail gun screwdrivers wrench. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Memorial Day Onion ()
Date: May 30, 2025 09:24PM

Hotdogs, motorcycles, beer. Take that bowels.3

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 31, 2025 07:00AM

Pancakes and bacon. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: May 31, 2025 11:57AM

Fresh Cod from my local grocer, homemade chips and coleslaw and a pint of Guinness. Take that bowels. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 31, 2025 06:08PM

Wingstop and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Garbage bowels ()
Date: May 31, 2025 07:55PM

Eat whatever you want. Push down crap on wall fan this helps.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fiber and exercise ()
Date: May 31, 2025 08:54PM

Fiber and exercise

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 01, 2025 09:16AM

Dozen donuts take that bowels

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Toilet brush ()
Date: June 01, 2025 10:32AM

For big ones what toilet brushes do you use

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 01, 2025 02:50PM

Halal Guys. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mahdi Butt ()
Date: June 01, 2025 03:08PM

My anus hurts after pushing out General Mahdi. Wide hole!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: June 01, 2025 04:58PM

Buttered scones and Earl Grey for tea. Take that bowels. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 01, 2025 05:05PM

Tippys tacos. Take that bowels:

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Lindsay Graham ()
Date: June 01, 2025 05:11PM

9” of rabbi cock followed by Bibi’s tiny putz. Take that bowells.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Harris bowels ()
Date: June 01, 2025 05:47PM

She’s taken more anal than Lindsay

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Not sure Willie ()
Date: June 01, 2025 08:02PM

Harris bowels Wrote:
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> She’s taken more anal than Lindsay


Wilkie just wanted oral

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 02, 2025 05:31AM

Cinnamon buns coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: GC Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2025 06:12AM

More fun when BO was around now it sucks

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Clubber T Butt ()
Date: June 02, 2025 09:54AM

Cheese and ice cream are scientific proven to soothe the bowels. Cooling and more relaxed.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 02, 2025 12:04PM

Fish sandwich from McDonalds. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sick pup ()
Date: June 02, 2025 01:42PM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Fish sandwich from McDonalds. Take that bowels.


Why would you do this to yourself

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: June 02, 2025 02:48PM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Fish sandwich from McDonalds. Take that bowels.


My good man, I realize you may always have time to get to Ohio and enjoy wonderful Arthur Treachers fish , but good god man, McDonalds fish? I recommend every one who can’t make it to Ohio, do what I do. Get some fresh Cod or Haddock from your local grocer and fry it up and have it with homemade chips made from grade A potatoes from your local grocer. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Sir Harry Haddock ()
Date: June 02, 2025 02:49PM

Sorry mate, I meant not have time to travel to Ohio. Cheerio!

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Poop underwear stains ()
Date: June 02, 2025 03:05PM

General Mahdi has bowel problems

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Mahdi Bowels ()
Date: June 02, 2025 03:43PM

Poop underwear stains Wrote:
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> General Mahdi has bowel problems

Wide open

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 02, 2025 09:36PM

Outback. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 03, 2025 06:54AM

Eggs, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 03, 2025 01:45PM

Tony’s Pizza. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 04, 2025 01:17PM

Sbarro’s pizza. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 04, 2025 04:21PM

Lots of pretzels and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: PA Dutch Man ()
Date: June 04, 2025 08:29PM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Lots of pretzels and beer. Take that bowels.


If you’re going to destroy your guts your business. Visit Pennsylvania. Your butt will thank you. Lots of all you can eat buffets.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 05, 2025 06:26AM

Scrambled eggs, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Retired Bowels 15
Posted by: Private Issue ()
Date: June 05, 2025 07:04AM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Scrambled eggs, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.


Best to keep things like this private or with a doctor.

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