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Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: July 25, 2007 01:24PM

Hey all...i won a contest to meet Kelly Clarkson. Are there any questions you want me to ask? I will post the answers after the meeting.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 25, 2007 01:30PM

Can I have her Phone #?

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: July 25, 2007 01:42PM

i doubt she will want me to give out her phone number. sorry

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 25, 2007 05:13PM

Are there any questions you want me to ask?

1. OJ- innocent or guilty?
2. Who are you, and what do you do that makes you famous?
3. Who's High Pitch?
4. Douchebagsezwhat??

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: MusicLoverVA ()
Date: July 25, 2007 05:38PM

I would rather meet Meade Skelton. Hes better looking and truly talented.

Kelly Clarkson is a hack.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 25, 2007 07:01PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Are there any questions you want me to ask?
>
> 1. OJ- innocent or guilty?
> 2. Who are you, and what do you do that makes you
> famous?
> 3. Who's High Pitch?
> 4. Douchebagsezwhat??


No Stern fan here lol.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 25, 2007 07:23PM

Do you have change for a hundred?

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 25, 2007 07:26PM

No Stern fan here lol.

I love the way Gary Garver still asks the OJ question even though it happened more than a decade ago, it always elicits some funny reactions.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: July 26, 2007 09:17AM

ask her:

"back door, front door, or chimney?"

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: July 26, 2007 11:34AM

ok...will let you know how it goes and doubt she will answer any of the questions posted above.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: July 26, 2007 12:26PM

Top or bottom?

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: July 26, 2007 03:37PM

enough of the sexual questions already. I doubt she would share that with me during the Q and A session. However,if things work out well and we get together then maybe I will share some of the details with you all.

I also doubt she would let me in the backdoor during our first time

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 27, 2007 06:24AM

  1. what is your name?
  2. what is your quest?
  3. what is your favorite color?

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 27, 2007 08:14AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> what is your name?
> what is your quest?
> what is your favorite color?


Monty python is SO lame

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: July 27, 2007 09:04AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> what is your name?
> what is your quest?
> what is your favorite color?

LMAO!

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 27, 2007 12:13PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Monty python is SO lame

... yet you knew the reference. i think you are just mad because people hate the music you like. similar to how you didnt like meeper's image because it made fun of you. oh well.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 27, 2007 12:32PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Monty python is SO lame
>
> ... yet you knew the reference. i think you are
> just mad because people hate the music you like.
> similar to how you didnt like meeper's image
> because it made fun of you. oh well.


yes because I have to watch soemthing before I figure out that it sucks. And in remembering it sucks then I know that your taste in comedy sucks thus by extension your personality sucks and thus you suck.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 27, 2007 12:37PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> yes because I have to watch soemthing before I
> figure out that it sucks. And in remembering it
> sucks then I know that your taste in comedy sucks
> thus by extension your personality sucks and thus
> you suck.

you're really rackin' up the points with logical fallacies. go back to mexico.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 27, 2007 12:52PM

Gravis Wrote:
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go back to mexico.

Speaking of logical phallises, how can I go back to someplace I've never been before? You go back to what you do best. being a pompous ass.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: July 27, 2007 01:35PM

For those that don't get the joke. Here's the scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4bGAoVR7g&mode=related&search=

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 27, 2007 05:08PM

I don't want add fuel to the fire here, but Monty Python was pretty fuckin genius. It is completely ridiculous to call them lame.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 28, 2007 12:40PM

now this is funny

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/1285143104

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: cw ()
Date: July 28, 2007 01:06PM

Are you a three input woman? Do you agree that your ass is getting wide? Have you ever had sex with another woman or do you want to? If yes please explain.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Jimmy ()
Date: July 31, 2007 10:11PM

hey all...im back from my meeting with Kelly!!! it was fantastic and she is very nice. We talked for a long time and I really felt a connection with her.

She talked about her new album and how she isnt very happy with the sales numbers but still thinks its a great record.

I didnt ask her any of the sex related questions you guys submitted. She looked very sexy and her butt is nice and round. I bet she would at some point let you enter in her backdoor.

She gave me her number and I hope to meet up with her again, too bad she wont be on tour. Maybe on our next meeting I will be more brave and get more than just a hug and a peck on the cheek!

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: pyramids17 ()
Date: July 31, 2007 11:45PM

OK so give us the answers to the non-sexual questions. And post her fucking phone number already.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: Jimmy B A Kelly C Stalker, please ()
Date: August 06, 2007 09:00PM

Could you tell us about your house at
1868 GLASTONBURY CIR ROSEVILLE, CA 95747 and I guess when you need to be in the city you stay at the much smaller place at 520 N Croft Lane, Los Angeles, CA. Do you miss the swimming pool when in LA?

I would pay to see her reaction to these questions.

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Re: Celebrity Meeting - Any questions
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: August 08, 2007 12:42PM

How does she feel about her name being SCREAMED by STeve Carrol in the 40 year old Virgin Chest WAXING scene

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