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Coworker
Posted by: Withnf ()
Date: September 24, 2010 10:29AM

One of my coworkers (who talks way too loudly on the phone) just said, "You know, you take the clothes off and tickle it" and then mumbled the rest of that sentence. Is there ANY other explanation for what she was talking about other than what my mind immediately jumps to?!

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 24, 2010 10:30AM

Giving Katy Perry advice on how to date rape Elmo?

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 24, 2010 11:56AM

No other explanation

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 24, 2010 01:12PM

"Elmo likey, Elmo like, Elmo say good. Hee hee hee heeeee!"



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 24, 2010 02:32PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/10/2010 02:49AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Opus ()
Date: September 24, 2010 02:38PM

That's swinger code for "If any co-worker wants grope me, I'm right here."

What are you waiting for????

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Withnf ()
Date: September 24, 2010 03:41PM

Opus Wrote:
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> That's swinger code for "If any co-worker wants
> grope me, I'm right here."
>
> What are you waiting for????


I'm waiting for her to be hot.

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 25, 2010 02:05AM

I thought Withnf was a girl.

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Withnf ()
Date: September 27, 2010 09:07AM

Withnf is a girl. But if a hot coworker is telling you to grope them, would YOU pass that up?!

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: September 27, 2010 10:50AM

Withnf wrote:
"Withnf is a girl."

Talking about yourself in the 3rd person is a classic sign of mental issues...

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: Withnf ()
Date: September 27, 2010 11:43AM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Withnf wrote:
> "Withnf is a girl."
>
> Talking about yourself in the 3rd person is a
> classic sign of mental issues...


Eh. It happens. As long as I don't start slobbering all over myself and coworkers and screaming out absurdities all day, I think I'll manage to keep my job. They have pretty low standards here.

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Re: Coworker
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 28, 2010 02:51AM

i think you should be working rather than eavesdropping on a coworker

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