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in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: onewordandyoudie ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:14PM

should you bend over backwords for someone or never do anythign nice for anyone. hugs are special and special hugs come from bending over and losing your man hood over some........o shyt......

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:18PM

The more important question is do you give people the crotch or the ass when you get up from your seat in a crowded movie theater?

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Oh come on ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:21PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The more important question is do you give people
> the crotch or the ass when you get up from your
> seat in a crowded movie theater?


The ass.

I've NEVER seen anyone give the crotch.

That would be really uncomfortable

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The more important question is do you give people
> the crotch or the ass when you get up from your
> seat in a crowded movie theater?


definitely ass...or you may get punched in the crotch

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 09:34PM

OK.. This really happened to me but I know eesh will say I’m making it up. He thinks I make everything up, which is completely false. (OMG, that sounded like a Sallyism - I have to stop reading her posts)

Anyway, I usually sit in a side row, isle seat since I’m not very big and I hate having some humongous fat head blocking my view. Also, I hate being closed in and prefer easy access to the exit should a fire erupt or should some idiot behind me start chomping on candy, talking or coughing... all of which should be illegal.

Once, I ended up in the middle of the middle section (torture) and needed to get up. I was very polite and apologetic, carefully making my way past all the legs when suddenly I tripped and spastically fell right down on this man’s lap. Horrified... and sprawled out sideways, I made things worse when I attempted to leap up quickly, causing me to hit the man in the head and fall back on him...now sitting squarely on his lap. Eventually, I maneuvered myself off the man and with what little dignity I had left, managed to find my way to the aisle.

Nightmare!

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: too funny ()
Date: September 22, 2010 09:54PM

oh my!

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 22, 2010 09:57PM

Lol, I wouldn't have minded being a guy with a lady falling on me in the theater, so long as I'm not going to be crushed in the process.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:07PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> Anyway, I usually sit in a side row, isle seat
> since I’m not very big and I hate having some
> humongous fat head blocking my view.





Whatever Alias. The movie theater probably charges you for two seats.
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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:33PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Lol, I wouldn't have minded being a guy with a
> lady falling on me in the theater, so long as I'm
> not going to be crushed in the process.

eesh's ridiculous picture aside, I don't weigh very much so I doubt the man was crushed by my inadvertent lap sitting.

He seemed genuinely concerned for my well being and assured me that despite my inadvertent hit to his head, he was fine.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:35PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> eesh's ridiculous picture aside, I don't weigh
> very much so I doubt the man was crushed by my
> inadvertent lap sitting.



I suspected you of being a stripper. Now I know.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: enuf already ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > eesh's ridiculous picture aside, I don't weigh
> > very much so I doubt the man was crushed by my
> > inadvertent lap sitting.
>
>
>
> I suspected you of being a stripper. Now I know.


Get a room you guys.

Or have PM sex

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias & Eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:49PM

We're all tired of your foreplay

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:55PM

To enuf:


We're all tired of your dirty in the gutter muddy with internet porn never seeing the sun decrepit sexually explicit perverted brain.

There!

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Too funny ()
Date: September 22, 2010 11:02PM

Alias Wrote:
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> To enuf:
>
>
> We're all tired of your dirty in the gutter muddy
> with internet porn never seeing the sun decrepit
> sexually explicit perverted brain.
>
> There!


Oh my! I'm sorry I upset you

Carry on with your fantasy.....You were with Eesh...in a movie theater...

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 11:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The more important question is do you give people
> the crotch or the ass when you get up from your
> seat in a crowded movie theater?


movie theaters - ass, airplanes - depending on male or female/hot or not. male - ass. hot female - crotch. ugly female - ass. follow this formula for anything and thats what i would do.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: September 22, 2010 11:52PM

OMG, I once fell right on top of my dentist.

My mouth was numb so I didn’t know what was going on but my dentist says that when he leaned down to tie his shoes, I leaped out of the chair and attacked him.... which I find hard to believe.

I think I was so numb that I slipped out of the chair and he just happened to be in the way.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2010 04:35PM

Too funny Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To enuf:
> >
> >
> > We're all tired of your dirty in the gutter
> muddy
> > with internet porn never seeing the sun
> decrepit
> > sexually explicit perverted brain.
> >
> > There!
>
>
> Oh my! I'm sorry I upset you
>
> Carry on with your fantasy.....You were with
> Eesh...in a movie theater...

Your dirty in the gutter muddy with internet porn never seeing the sun decrepit sexually explicit perverted brain cant read!

I was not in a fantasy movie theatre with eesh. And, his name begins with lower case e.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: enuf already ()
Date: September 23, 2010 04:45PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Too funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To enuf:
> > >
> > >
> > > We're all tired of your dirty in the gutter
> > muddy
> > > with internet porn never seeing the sun
> > decrepit
> > > sexually explicit perverted brain.
> > >
> > > There!
> >
> >
> > Oh my! I'm sorry I upset you
> >
> > Carry on with your fantasy.....You were with
> > Eesh...in a movie theater...
>
> Your dirty in the gutter muddy with internet porn
> never seeing the sun decrepit sexually explicit
> perverted brain cant read!
>
> I was not in a fantasy movie theatre with eesh.
> And, his name begins with lower case e.


Sorry, I don't know those intimate litle things about him..;).

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 23, 2010 04:46PM

Hmmm.... Sally... Do I need to be suspicious of your weekly "check ups"?

Sally Wrote:
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> OMG, I once fell right on top of my dentist.
>
> My mouth was numb so I didn’t know what was
> going on but my dentist says that when he leaned
> down to tie his shoes, I leaped out of the chair
> and attacked him.... which I find hard to believe.
>
>
> I think I was so numb that I slipped out of the
> chair and he just happened to be in the way.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2010 10:18PM

enuf already Wrote:
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> Sorry, I don't know those intimate litle things
> about him..;).

well, now you know.

did you know he likes to.... (whispering in enuf's ear)

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: chachabob ()
Date: September 26, 2010 05:03PM

Isn't that still ilegal in Virginia?

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: enuf already ()
Date: September 26, 2010 05:10PM

Alias Wrote:
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> enuf already Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Sorry, I don't know those intimate litle things
> > about him..;).
>
> well, now you know.
>
> did you know he likes to.... (whispering in enuf's
> ear)


That doesn't surprise me in the least Alias.

I can handle that.

Pass him to me when you get tired of him

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 26, 2010 07:26PM

enuf already Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > enuf already Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> > > Sorry, I don't know those intimate litle
> things about him..;).

> > well, now you know.
> > did you know he likes to.... (whispering in
> enuf's ear)

> That doesn't surprise me in the least Alias.
> I can handle that.
> Pass him to me when you get tired of him


Certainly, but I neglected to tell you that.... (NSFW whispering into enuf's ear)

--- enuf's eyes widen.


chachabob Wrote:
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> Isn't that still ilegal in Virginia?

Yes, as well as in 36 other states, 80 countries and Alabama.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: enuf already ()
Date: September 26, 2010 07:37PM

I can handle that too

You ain't no bitch honey!

Eesh is mine!

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 26, 2010 07:39PM

enuf already Wrote:
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> I can handle that too
>
> You ain't no bitch honey!
>
> Eesh is mine!




wut

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: enuf already ()
Date: September 26, 2010 07:42PM

It's either Alias or me eesh

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 26, 2010 07:46PM

enuf already Wrote:
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> It's either Alias or me eesh




I'll choose Alias.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: enuf already ()
Date: September 26, 2010 08:31PM

Fine

suffer the consequences

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: chachabob ()
Date: September 26, 2010 09:04PM

Alias Wrote:
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> enuf already Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > > enuf already Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
>
> > > > Sorry, I don't know those intimate litle
> > things about him..;).
>
> > > well, now you know.
> > > did you know he likes to.... (whispering in
> > enuf's ear)
>
> > That doesn't surprise me in the least Alias.
> > I can handle that.
> > Pass him to me when you get tired of him
>
>
> Certainly, but I neglected to tell you that....
> (NSFW whispering into enuf's ear)
>
> --- enuf's eyes widen.
>
>
> chachabob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Isn't that still ilegal in Virginia?
>
> Yes, as well as in 36 other states, 80 countries
> and Alabama.

Then I am in BIG trouble. Time to wipe my hard drive clean.

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 27, 2010 01:38AM

enuf already Wrote:
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> Fine
> suffer the consequences

Sorry, enuf, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Go hit on ThePackLeader. He seems like a nice guy.


chachabob Wrote:
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> Then I am in BIG trouble. Time to wipe my hard
> drive clean.

Sounds like that might take a while, bob. Have you ever thought about stamp collecting?

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: chachabob ()
Date: September 27, 2010 06:34AM

Alias Wrote:

> chachabob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Then I am in BIG trouble. Time to wipe my hard
> > drive clean.
>
> Sounds like that might take a while, bob. Have
> you ever thought about stamp collecting?

Stamp collecting??? Definitely not as messy..but not as much fun..let me think about it

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Re: in order to win you gotta bend in????
Posted by: best advice? ()
Date: September 27, 2010 10:56AM


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