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Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:17PM

A secret gay guy is someone who is not just 'in the closet', but will go out of his way to prove to the world that he's straight. Secret gay guys are usually either:

1. politicians/family men
or
2. really ripped, fit dudes who work out and have hot girlfriends

the politician/family man secret gay guy disguises his gayness by being devoutly religious (Christian), having a large family consisting of at least 4 children, and is most often a Republican. Mitt Romney is a good example of the politician secret gay guy. Gellman from Live with Regis and Kelly Lee is also a good example of the politician, or 'family man' secret gay guy.

the second category of secret gay guy disguises himself by getting lots of poon tang, staying in shape, and being overly gregarious and personable with both sexes. The 'cool' secret gay guy is often the life of the party, or the coolest dude in the room. Ironically, he is also most often the gayest guy in the room. Mario Lopez and Puff Diddy are examples of the 'cool' secret gay guy.

there is a third category of secret gay guy which can encompass both previous categories: the 'down-low' secret gay guy. These are African American Gentleman who not only get lots of poon tang, but actively express their disgust with gays on a regular basis, while keeping their own secret gay guy activity on the 'down-low', or 'DL'. In some ways, these are the secretest of the secret gay guys.

Here are some pictorial examples of the three categories of secret gay guy:

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Eesh is gay ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:19PM

Eesh is gay

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:22PM

Mr Misery = Secret Gay Guy

::jingle::
Secret Gay-gent man, secret Gay-gent man

Well if your lookin' for an undercover faggot,
Mr Misery is yo mayun!

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:36PM

Obama is gay

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:40PM

Well maybe, but fortunately he is no flamboyant queer
that puts his sexual buisiness out there like it is cool.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:40PM

I guess I must be a number two then.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:47PM

No sorry Johnny Walker, they haven't yet made a
category for retarded-homos like yourself.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:53PM

What category would someone be that writes their insults in all caps and talks about sweaty balls every time they lose an internet argument?

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What category would someone be that writes their
> insults in all caps and talks about sweaty balls
> every time they lose an internet argument?

Self-loathing gay guy.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:57PM

What kind of GAY GUY co-signs himself with
MULTIPLE sock accounts and screen names?

Probably the BIGGEST LOSER on the internet-GAY guy.


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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 05:59PM

A Mephisto-Misery-Tuttle-bloodyblisters
-eesh-Numbers-WashingTone-Locian LOSER-GAY GUY.


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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:00PM

Lol....you guys are a fucking trip

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:05PM

Speaking of secret gay guys...the bishop of one of those mega churches in Atlanta has been accused of forcing a couple of young male church members to have sex with him.

I've seen him on TBN, and sometimes he wears tight shirts to show off his muscles.


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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:10PM

What about those pink shirts on men? I hate pink shirts, they look douchey.




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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:11PM

@ about 2:12 he says 'GRAB THE NUTS OF IT'

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: ez e ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:17PM

no, not snoop!?!?

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:02PM

How about these?





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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 11:53PM

secret gay men are usually the ones hitting on every woman that crosses their path. going into detail what they would do to/on that woman and so forth. i've always thought that the men who have to compulsively comment on a woman's beauty tend to be more on the homosexual side.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 23, 2010 12:18AM

Yeah, I know what you mean bb. I had to drive in a truck
with a guy who commented obnoxiously about every woman we
passed, but yet I would watch him take looooong cold hard
chilling stares at little boys as we would pass them by
standing on corners waiting for the bus in the mornings.
He thought I was 100% focused on the roads at all times
I guess. Of course I tried writing it off at first as just
my imagination, and maybe he thought they had cool backpacks
or some shit. Mind you this was also a crazy inbred crack
fiend who had no problem demanding that I pull the truck off
to the side of the road so he could fuck a sheep. He fucked
the sheep as I watched in horror. He was fired not too long
after this incident for failing a drug test after crashing a
company vehicle.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 23, 2010 12:21AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Yeah, I know what you mean bb. I had to drive in
> a truck
> with a guy who commented obnoxiously about every
> woman we
> passed, but yet I would watch him take looooong
> cold hard
> chilling stares at little boys as we would pass
> them by
> standing on corners waiting for the bus in the
> mornings.
> He thought I was 100% focused on the roads at all
> times
> I guess. Of course I tried writing it off at
> first as just
> my imagination, and maybe he thought they had cool
> backpacks
> or some shit. Mind you this was also a crazy
> inbred crack
> feind who had no problem demanding that I pull the
> truck off
> to the side of the road so he could fuck a sheep.
> He fucked
> the sheep as I watched in horror. He was fired
> not too long
> after this incident for failing a drug test after
> crashing a
> company vehicle.
>
> .

for some odd reason i believe this story.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 23, 2010 12:24AM

All in a days work my friend.


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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 23, 2010 01:02AM

Troll, why are the margins on all your posts fucked up?


You write
like this
on every
single post.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 23, 2010 01:09AM

Because
I
bees
like
dat
yo.
nahm
sayin
home
skillet
?

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 23, 2010 02:40AM

James Bond = the ultimate secret gay guy.

Jerry Seinfeld, also a secret gay guy. A new girlfriend every week, Jerry? You're not fooling anyone.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Yessireemaam ()
Date: September 23, 2010 02:56AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> secret gay men are usually the ones hitting on
> every woman that crosses their path. going into
> detail what they would do to/on that woman and so
> forth. i've always thought that the men who have
> to compulsively comment on a woman's beauty tend
> to be more on the homosexual side.


i.e. eesh

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 23, 2010 02:58AM

Yessireemaam Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > secret gay men are usually the ones hitting on
> > every woman that crosses their path. going into
> > detail what they would do to/on that woman and
> so
> > forth. i've always thought that the men who
> have
> > to compulsively comment on a woman's beauty
> tend
> > to be more on the homosexual side.
>
>
> i.e. eesh

i.e. anyone one affiliated with said above, not limited to one person.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 23, 2010 03:13AM

Yessireemaam Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > secret gay men are usually the ones hitting on
> > every woman that crosses their path. going into
> > detail what they would do to/on that woman and
> so
> > forth. i've always thought that the men who
> have
> > to compulsively comment on a woman's beauty
> tend
> > to be more on the homosexual side.
>
>
> i.e. eesh




You're just jealous I'm banging all the hot bitches at nightclubs.



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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 23, 2010 07:12AM

Interesting:


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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: September 24, 2010 10:49PM

hoocoodanode Wrote:
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> Speaking of secret gay guys...the bishop of one of
> those mega churches in Atlanta has been accused of
> forcing a couple of young male church members to
> have sex with him.
>
> I've seen him on TBN, and sometimes he wears tight
> shirts to show off his muscles.
>
>

Yeah, I'm quoting myself. Now there are four young fellas claiming to have had relations with the bishop.

In this video, Pastor Ted Haggard (the formerly secret gay guy) is taking up for the bishop while a not so secret gay guy, a minister, says the bishop should "walk in truth." Hallelewyer!!!

P.S. Peep the pictures of the bishop in the skin tight clothes.


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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 24, 2010 10:50PM

Is Anderson Cooper being interviewed in that screen grab?

It all makes total sense now!

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 25, 2010 01:45AM

he is the silver fox.
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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:31AM

Secret gay guys are worse than flamboyant queers with entitlement issues,
because they propogate the AIDS virus among heterosexual women.

Secret gay guys can go to HELL.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Thigh Master ()
Date: September 25, 2010 10:21AM

there is a fourth category of secret gay guy whose gayness is only secret to himself but everyone else already knows is gay. he works at dead end jobs, lives in his parents' basement, goes out weekends with his loser buddies, and occassionally hits on girls to satisfy to himself that he must be straight. to make himself feel better, he makes up these lists and especially directs his anomosity at category #2 by lumping in successful straights who have work in the public arena.

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Re: Secret Gay Guys
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 25, 2010 11:55AM

Obviously the anon user 'Thigh Master' (that just sounds so secretly gay)
is our #4. Secret GAY guy.

Secret gay guys, the likes of YOU 'Thigh Master', -need to GO TO HELL too.

SECRET GAY GUYS = SCUM OF THE EARTH
[Just ask little Chinese and Mexican boys]


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