A secret gay guy is someone who is not just 'in the closet', but will go out of his way to prove to the world that he's straight. Secret gay guys are usually either:
1. politicians/family men
or
2. really ripped, fit dudes who work out and have hot girlfriends
the politician/family man secret gay guy disguises his gayness by being devoutly religious (Christian), having a large family consisting of at least 4 children, and is most often a Republican. Mitt Romney is a good example of the politician secret gay guy. Gellman from Live with Regis and Kelly Lee is also a good example of the politician, or 'family man' secret gay guy.
the second category of secret gay guy disguises himself by getting lots of poon tang, staying in shape, and being overly gregarious and personable with both sexes. The 'cool' secret gay guy is often the life of the party, or the coolest dude in the room. Ironically, he is also most often the gayest guy in the room. Mario Lopez and Puff Diddy are examples of the 'cool' secret gay guy.
there is a third category of secret gay guy which can encompass both previous categories: the 'down-low' secret gay guy. These are African American Gentleman who not only get lots of poon tang, but actively express their disgust with gays on a regular basis, while keeping their own secret gay guy activity on the 'down-low', or 'DL'. In some ways, these are the secretest of the secret gay guys.
Here are some pictorial examples of the three categories of secret gay guy:
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