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I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: this or that ()
Date: May 14, 2024 06:53PM

Like to hear from COs or former COs or Military COs. Guys who were in the "trenches"

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Red Onion inmate ()
Date: May 14, 2024 07:20PM

CO hands down.
Inmates & COs become close buds and always help each other.
You will love it.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Lucky You ()
Date: May 14, 2024 07:32PM

You will be able to observe all the inmates naked and assess their cocks and asses. Make sure to sign up for the body cavity search detail. You will get to probe up inside their bowels and note their reactions. The ones that sprout wood, then moan and work their asscheeks down over your hand and suck your arm in are the prize.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up! ()
Date: May 14, 2024 07:35PM

Me and my niggers visit the jail frequently to ass rape Trumpers. If you are going to be a CO, you need to get on my payroll.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Sheriff CO isn't respected ()
Date: May 14, 2024 07:56PM

The short-stay inmates will give you shit endlessly and try to fuck you over. State's the way to go.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Hanging Cow ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:16PM

Thomas TJ Sadler is in the Fairfax County jail. Get a job there and take some pics of his dick an post them here. Post his flabby belly and missing teeth too. It's only fair considering how he harassed Katie and posted her pics.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: State CO ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:20PM

I'm a fed CO. I love my gig because I have a gun & a badge. Plus: the images are always bribing me for one thing or another.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Be a hitman or a hunter! ()
Date: May 14, 2024 09:31PM

There's always a market for either.
The pay's decent for a hitman or a humtet
You're already certified for firearms good for hunting or hitman.

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Registered Democrat For Life ()
Date: May 14, 2024 10:01PM

OUTSIDE LOOKING IN AT YOU OP

Either way you want to go

We gun haters already know

You'll take the job for 50 cents an hour

To carry a gun for the feeling of power

Trumper !

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: What a dickadoo ()
Date: May 14, 2024 10:20PM

Fakir

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: FCI Sandstone ()
Date: May 14, 2024 11:18PM

I'm a Federal Corrections Officer at FCI Sandstone, a low-security facility in Minnesota. This is a small backwater town so we get a lot of entertainment out of hearing the inmates recount their tales of prior crimes and misadventures. We actually have one of your cohorts housed here, a big fellow named Christopher James Tator who you call "Tator Tots." Chris is serving about fifteen years for kiddie porn due to prior child sex convictions. His stories are a total hoot to listen to. He even suggested we come here to his home website to read up and verify his backstory. We enjoy hearing about how he lived with the other pedophile, William Moreno, and shared the affections of the little dyke who busted his head open, after he had stalked her and accused her of stealing his laptop and clothes, how they went on midnight stalking missions to intimidate the guy they accused of stalking, how he lost a million dollar lawsuit, and how the lawyers went bankrupt. There's enough material there for a multi-year Netflix series.

We even have a small amount of sympathy for Tator serving a long sentence when his accomplice was attacking both his parents, violating protective orders, harassing witnesses, stealing credit data, and committing numerous other crimes but only did a week or so in jail. Anyhow, Chris says "hi" and sends his regards.


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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Axe to grind? ()
Date: May 14, 2024 11:24PM

So, State or County? Or Fed?

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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Posted by: Dirty Jobs ()
Date: May 14, 2024 11:29PM

Part of the job of corrections officers is to conduct Penile Plethysmography on inmates (typically required for pedophiles such as Christopher James Tator). Technically this is an objective measure of male sexual arousal in response to the presentation of a series of erotic and neutral stimuli. Essentially we hook their dicks up to a lie detector type machine and show them kiddie porn. If they sprout wood they fail.

Some of the officers really enjoy all the close contact with random penis, and some not so much.


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Re: I'm thinking of becoming a Correctional Officer: but with the Sheriff's Dept. Is that less stressful than State CO?
Date: May 15, 2024 08:38AM

BOMBSHELLS!!!
I love that kind of activity!!

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