I'm a Federal Corrections Officer at FCI Sandstone, a low-security facility in Minnesota. This is a small backwater town so we get a lot of entertainment out of hearing the inmates recount their tales of prior crimes and misadventures. We actually have one of your cohorts housed here, a big fellow named Christopher James Tator who you call "Tator Tots." Chris is serving about fifteen years for kiddie porn due to prior child sex convictions. His stories are a total hoot to listen to. He even suggested we come here to his home website to read up and verify his backstory. We enjoy hearing about how he lived with the other pedophile, William Moreno, and shared the affections of the little dyke who busted his head open, after he had stalked her and accused her of stealing his laptop and clothes, how they went on midnight stalking missions to intimidate the guy they accused of stalking, how he lost a million dollar lawsuit, and how the lawyers went bankrupt. There's enough material there for a multi-year Netflix series.
We even have a small amount of sympathy for Tator serving a long sentence when his accomplice was attacking both his parents, violating protective orders, harassing witnesses, stealing credit data, and committing numerous other crimes but only did a week or so in jail. Anyhow, Chris says "hi" and sends his regards.
