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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 09, 2024 10:57PM

What a wonderful man president trump is. He is willing to go bail us for the people and our constitution. I’m so proud of him!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 09, 2024 11:31PM

Stormy how are your BOWELS? Am so tired of CROOKED JOE BIDENS WITCH HUNT. PRESIDENT TRUMP loves GOD, HIS FAMILY, HIS COUNTRY, our flag. Sitting on the groan throne looking at pictures of PRESIDENT TRUMP. I know he’s busy but I ordered his official Bible. He is a CHRISTIAN while CROOKED JOE BIDEN probably sets up new cases to steal another election. Him and BARACK OBAMA are attacking patriot, who’s willing to go to jail for the constitution. I pray for him and our nation, to vote him in again overwhelmingly. He’s a genius who will always do what’s best for this county!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Joe Biden Man ()
Date: May 10, 2024 08:06AM

Your guy has poop issues Brown

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Boiled onion. ()
Date: May 10, 2024 08:17AM

I am working a half day today. Going to hit up Zaxby's at 11 to get some wings and strips as well as ice cream! My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 10, 2024 06:19PM

Buffalo wings, French fries, beer. My bowels got this. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2024 11:13PM

Matilda and the rugrats were here. Am close to telling the 11 year old not to visit my house anymore, as he has a Biden Sticker on his backpack. I’m so angry and frustrated, that he’d dare to support the evil man who’s running election interference against President Donald Trump.

That turd annoys me now. My bowels are irritated. I will be praying with my President Trump Bible for answers.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 11, 2024 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been eating a lot of Royal Farm chicken lately. 5am guy eats lunch at 3am and 5am guy has limited choices for food at that time. 5am guy is sad that Dennys closed up because they used to be open 24 hours.
5am guy send best wishes to all!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2024 03:48PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> eating a lot of Royal Farm chicken lately. 5am guy
> eats lunch at 3am and 5am guy has limited choices
> for food at that time. 5am guy is sad that Dennys
> closed up because they used to be open 24 hours.
> 5am guy send best wishes to all!


Oh dear! Heavens no! I’ll pray to God, Jesus, and President Trump for your bowels. Hope something is left.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2024 10:46PM

Stormy Daniels is rigged. The last election was rigged. Court was rigged. President Trumps teleprompters are rigged. His time at NJ today was rigged.

As I sit here drinking coffee, and smoking a cigarette, stimulants are good at getting your bowels moving. These dilate your starfish, as also your colon will speed things up. If you could please pray for my bowels I’d appreciate it. Based on what the rectal mirror shows, there could be damage that I cannot walk away from. It could be Mitch McConnell the turtle rolling out. My hope is a #2 #2, but odds aren’t looking so good.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Deacon Peekin ()
Date: May 12, 2024 01:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Stormy Daniels is rigged. The last election was
> rigged. Court was rigged. President Trumps
> teleprompters are rigged. His time at NJ today was
> rigged.
>
> As I sit here drinking coffee, and smoking a
> cigarette, stimulants are good at getting your
> bowels moving. These dilate your starfish, as also
> your colon will speed things up. If you could
> please pray for my bowels I’d appreciate it.
> Based on what the rectal mirror shows, there could
> be damage that I cannot walk away from. It could
> be Mitch McConnell the turtle rolling out. My hope
> is a #2 #2, but odds aren’t looking so good.

I will say a prayer to saint Bonaventure , the patron saint of bowels and I will light a candle in the sanctuary for them as well. Bless you son.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2024 09:27PM

God bless you Deacon. I wasn’t aware of Saint Bonaventure. Does this Saint have bowel problems in Heaven, or does he heal colons? Appreciate your reverence, as I’m grateful to God, Jesus, and President Trump. Once he’s reelected my bowels will be healed as he always keeps his promises. He’s a wonderful patriot who cares about all of us.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2024 09:51PM

This is for discussing bowels, not drug junkie crap. That’s bad for your bowels and brains. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Don Diaper ()
Date: May 13, 2024 03:32PM

Racist xenophobic Brown Onion: Trump lost in 2020 to President Joe Biden. He’s not crooked but your guy with the drug problem and diaper issues is. Trump is going to get trounced again, whether he’s in jail or not. Bankrupt, sleazy, con artist. I’m also banging Melania.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 13, 2024 04:49PM

Pepperoni pizza, wings, coke. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 13, 2024 05:05PM

Brown Onion and I play a game, where I throw lawn darts in his asshole. Whenever I get one in that’s “the starfish has been caught.” He loves this or lining up his ass for a bowling ball. Strike! Spares are when I miss his hole but get his butt cheeks. He also loves to write “Brown onion was here” in on bathroom walls with his poop. He’s got some strange fetishes. Don’t smell his fingers.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 04:53PM

I see the superior bowel people, with their smug attitudes are represented.

What if your colon made its appearance known daily, or your starfish was plundered by dropping off cinder blocks? Would you be so happy? I doubt it. Shame on you as God will punish you for this mocking behavior of the bowel trodden holy servants who help others.

Today was a successful day. I took my Buick out and ran over some worthless people. Also I managed to drink a half gallon of castor oil. This is going to be a #2 2 God willing. Also President Trumps campaign office, promised that bowel issues would be addressed.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Finger ()
Date: May 14, 2024 05:31PM

What did Don do for your bowels his last time around? Nothing.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 06:11PM

Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle but they LIED.

Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but my that does not make up for the violent buggering I endured and am still suffering from. Next time I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a rough hewn wooden fence post.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Welcome Wagon Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 06:56PM

Violated Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am
> barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in
> Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered
> and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle
> but they LIED.
>
> Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but
> my that does not make up for the violent buggering
> I endured and am still suffering from. Next time
> I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a
> rough hewn wooden fence post.


Welcome to the Bowels Brotherhood. Don't worry the bleeding should stop on its own within a few hours. If rhe pain persists, I'm sure old Mr. Brown Onion will give your sphincter a nice soothing tongue bath. Ask him to put ice cubes in his mouth while he eats your ass. It feels niiiice!

You're lucky it wasn't one of the Red Onion alumni that broke you in. Those guys are rough; they can literally tear you a new asshole, as TJ Sadler can attest.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Sadler Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 07:46PM

TJ Sadler is on the receiving end in jail because he is young and still a new guy in the penal system.. By now Thomas has become accustomed to being buggered by naked hairy men, and no longer even imagines that Megan, Monique, or Sylvanna is pegging him while he gets railed.

When (or if) TJ is eventually released, he will have a taste for "man asses" and he will become one of the bowels brothers scat fetishists. Brown Onion's mouth is watering at that thought.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: popsicle ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:07PM

Violated Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am
> barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in
> Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered
> and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle
> but they LIED.
>
> Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but
> my that does not make up for the violent buggering
> I endured and am still suffering from. Next time
> I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a
> rough hewn wooden fence post.


Go to the store and get yourself a case of freezer pops. An icy cold popsicle inserted up your anus is duaranteed to soothe a wrecked rectum. Brown Onion himself prefers grape. The chocolate fudge popsicles are nice too.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:14PM

Complaining about President Trump continues. President Kennedy who would be a republican said, and I remember this well, “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. President Trump embodies these values as he could be going to jail for us and the Constitution. He is the American Nelson Mandela. He’s a great patriot who loves his country, citizens, and flags. He’s incredibly intelligent.

Right now have a lot of smug superior bowel people here. Yet I have no doubt the good lord will show them the error of their ways. When they pass cinder blocks or a basketball, they must pray repentance!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Hey Brown Rapist ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Right now have a lot of smug superior bowel people
> here. Yet I have no doubt the good lord will show
> them the error of their ways. When they pass
> cinder blocks or a basketball, they must pray
> repentance!


Neither Trump nor Gerry Connolly like rapists or pedophiles. All your politician bowels buddies are gonna drop you like a hot potato for fucking that kids ass up like that.

You better repent if you ever want Gerry Connolly or Pres. Trump in your bowels ever again.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Judge Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:26PM

Brown Onion should apologize to that kid.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Bleeding Anus ()
Date: May 14, 2024 11:52PM

Brown Onion better watch out my dad is pissed. My mom found my bloody underpants and made me tell her what Brown Onion and his gay lover did. I told her it started out consensual but she said that with me being 13 and him a grown ass man, that makes him a pedophile. Plus she said anal sex shouldn't make your butthole bleed like that and he must have done it wrong. She told my dad and he got super angry.

First Dad said he was going to open up Brown Onion with the gasoline auger drill we use to dig fence post holes, but he changed his mind and says that was too kind. So he is hooking up the horse trailer now and going to bring our big stallion over to Brown Onion's house and make him take the whole horse dick. That stallion's dick is like 3 feet long and will penetrate Brown Onion's guts.

On the plus side for Brown Onion my dad is not charging the stud fee which is usually like $12,000.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 15, 2024 10:12AM

Donuts, Lays potato chips, Coke soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Eat Fruits ()
Date: May 15, 2024 10:30AM

Maybe if you all ate appropriately?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 11:03AM

CROOKED JOE BIDEN is STUPIDLY DESPERATE. He’s agreed to debate President Donald Trump. I hope the president declines this, as there’s no need to waste time with this ice cream loving village idiot.

Yet as it’s his choice, on the TRUMP TRAIN to another resounding victory.

I hope all pray for PRESIDENT TRUMP, bowels of those who have IBS. Today have a doctors appointment, and not looking forward to this assembly line of cruel demeaning people.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Quit buggering kids ()
Date: May 15, 2024 11:05AM

Stop fucking underage boys in the ass

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 11:48AM

Quit buggering kids Wrote:
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> Stop fucking underage boys in the ass


I see CROOKED JOE BIDENS LYING GAS LIGHTING UNHINGED CHILD ABUSER PEDO CLOWNS ATTACK me and PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. The swamp is active. And this one isn’t my colons delivery system either. Leave your NONSENSE out of our discussion of bowel problems you SICK DOG. TRUMP will be REELECTED. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fuck off Pedo ()
Date: May 15, 2024 12:35PM

Donald Trump don't like pedophiles

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 12:40PM

Brown Onion dodged getting ass raped by our stallion last night. My dad had the horse trailer hooked up and was in the stable when mom finally convinced him that the horse could get injured while fucking my rapist. Dad is still set on revenge though. He was adjusting the carb on the gas powered auger drill this morning.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Toasted Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 01:14PM

Is this that kid who volunteers for Trump? He talks a big game but he doesn't look even close to 18. I hear his mom is a freak though.

I saw him and a girl playing with horse shit at the Gold Cup so he is a future Brother in Bowels, -- provided Brown Onion didn't permanently damage his starfish.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: important question for Brown ()
Date: May 15, 2024 01:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Matilda and the rugrats were here. Am close to
> telling the 11 year old not to visit my house
> anymore

How are his bowels? How does an 11 year old asshole taste?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 16, 2024 08:19PM

Pizza wings soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2024 09:39PM

So tired of the smug demented CROOKED JOE BIDEN PEDO fans here. PRESIDENT TRUMP is a CHRISTIAN, CROOKED JOE BIDEN could be the ANTICHRIST.

My bowels are on their last leg tonight. Is it too late for castor oil? Maybe WD40 works in a pinch?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Pot meet kettle ()
Date: May 16, 2024 09:45PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So tired of the smug demented CROOKED JOE BIDEN
> PEDO fans here.


You ass raped a 13 year old and an 11 year old. That makes you a pedophile.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: d94h9 ()
Date: May 16, 2024 09:52PM

Whoa!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: politicians ()
Date: May 16, 2024 11:19PM

Whats so special about getting buttfucked by Gerry Connolly and Donald Trump?

Isn't Joe Biden popular among the bowels buddies for his soiled diapers? Lots of nice fresh squishy presidential poo to play with?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 17, 2024 04:21AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight. 5am guy will be done working in about 3 hours. 5am guy will get the next two nights off but 5am guy has to work 8 straight nights after that so that others can have the holiday weekend off. 5am guys employer does this to 5am guy because 5am guy has no family and no life. This causes 5am guy to have digestive problems. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone here.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Purple Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 12:16PM

politicians Wrote:
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> Whats so special about getting buttfucked by Gerry
> Connolly and Donald Trump?
>
> Isn't Joe Biden popular among the bowels buddies
> for his soiled diapers? Lots of nice fresh squishy
> presidential poo to play with?


The only one getting buttfucked by Gerry Connolly and Donald Trump is Brown Onion. Us other onions just fuck each other.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: May 17, 2024 06:32PM

See how BO and others don’t talk or acknowledge incontinence?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 08:19PM

Mr Brown Undies, do you support CROOKED JOE BIDEN or President Trump.

Today I sit in my living room recliner, with my official Trump Bible. I do wish the recliner arm to lean back instead would open up a groan throne to the sewer lines. I do wonder if what leaves our bowels, where does it go, and at what speed to the Water Authority Place. Does anyone know?

I also wonder if this building that handles shit, could be named the CROOKED JOE BIDEN Center.

When we have something other than the optimal #2 #2, does this slow the pipes down? Tis a shame that someone has to deal with our shit.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 10:58PM

I sit on the groan throne later. The rectal mirror is disturbing. There’s a storm coming. Will have the midwives start, and have a belt to bite down on, as they do what they must with my breathing exercises.

They say it’s impossible to have a television near the groan throne. I want to watch Sean Hannity’s show. Does anyone hear install televisions in bathrooms here? I’ll buy the television, and pay someone a few dirty dollars worth for this.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 11:43PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> They say it’s impossible to have a television
> near the groan throne. I want to watch Sean
> Hannity’s show. Does anyone hear install
> televisions in bathrooms here? I’ll buy the
> television, and pay someone a few dirty dollars
> worth for this.

You are going to jail soon I hear they have televisions there. My dad talked to the prosecutor today and he knows you rape little boys. He knows that other kid is 2 years younger than me, only ELEVEN years old you are a sick fuck.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2024 09:25AM

Slander and libel are in the civil suits. Be wary of accusing my bowels or I of committing any crime. You best cease and desist, or I will see to it you pay for character defamation. No doubt you’re an angry CROOKED JOE BIDEN traitor, but keep this up and you leave my bowels and I no choice. Child sex abuse is disgusting. I may not like how the rugrats treat Matilda or I, but you will pay financially if you keep this up.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Pastures Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2024 12:02PM

A leader speaks people cry. Brown Onion is speaking a truth. He is a leader of people who do have IBS and other conditions. I have Crohns and it is painful. His education, his helping people, and speaking hard truths is something I appreciate. He has demystified something we still can’t generally talk about. I hope to be more vocal, yet am not ready to go to churches and other places. Is Brown Onions humor not always polite or funny? Sure but if our president, former president, and others can use vulgarities so can we.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Biden Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2024 11:20PM

Trump falls asleep in court. Looks like the stimulants have made him repeatedly shit himself. He’s a racist shit.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Admit it... . ()
Date: May 18, 2024 11:32PM

Biden Fan Wrote:
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> Trump falls asleep in court. Looks like the
> stimulants have made him repeatedly shit himself.
> He’s a racist shit.


You want to play with his diaper and fuck him up his ass

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 19, 2024 12:21AM

Wings and beer. My bowels got this!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Freaky Fucker Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 12:29AM

Turds and cum. My stomach loves it.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 12:36AM

BO owns space un your brain. Your comments prove if

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 07:44PM

I think my IBS is worse to the commie left media. They were horrible to American GI’s in Nam. Perhaps tonight I’ll crap out Hanoi Jane.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Pegged by a commie ()
Date: May 19, 2024 07:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my IBS is worse to the commie left media.
> They were horrible to American GI’s in Nam.
> Perhaps tonight I’ll crap out Hanoi Jane.

Brown Onion is getting pegged by commie actress Jane Fonda. That must mean he is still on the run from the cops for his child molestation charges.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 19, 2024 08:04PM

Violated Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am
> barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in
> Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered
> and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle
> but they LIED.
>
> Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but
> my that does not make up for the violent buggering
> I endured and am still suffering from. Next time
> I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a
> rough hewn wooden fence post.


That was all my lover Brown Onion. I did not rape that kid; I was busy fluffing Gerry Connolly and getting him ready to enter Brown Onion's own asshole.

When heard a scream I turned around and saw the kid running away from Brown. The kid had his pants around his ankles and blood was running down his cheeks and legs.

It made for a chaotic evening.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 08:15PM

Mr Brown Onion doesn’t deserve this dissing. He helped me, when I had problems with my dad and the obese neighbor. Their grilling of unhealthy foods, and Brown’s encouragement, helped me to become a nurse. I’m out of college now, working as a nurse, and I don’t like that you’re giving my mentor a hard time.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 19, 2024 08:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best
> guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through
> my starfish.

Gerry Connolly heard the that 13-year-old kid kid scream when Brown Onion ripped his asshole open.

Gerry was already rock hard and didn't bat an eye as he spun around and plunged his Democrat Dong into Brown Onion's sphincter. Gerry was balls-deep and pounding away mercilessly when the kid fled out the door and shouted something about calling the cops. Gerry did about 10 more strokes before he exploded inside Brown Onion. In the wink of an eye, Gerry wiped his cock on Brown's discarded panties, pulled up his trousers, and followed the kid out the door.

We haven't seen either Gerry or the kid since. The kid's parents have called the Sweet Spot land line but Brown didn't answer.

This will likely blow over in a few weeks.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 19, 2024 08:43PM

Whopper with cheese, fries, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: nothing to see here ()
Date: May 19, 2024 08:44PM

important question for Brown Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Matilda and the rugrats were here. Am close to
> > telling the 11 year old not to visit my house
> > anymore
>
> How are his bowels? How does an 11 year old
> asshole taste?


Molesting an 11-year-old after raping a 13-year-old is what makes a serial offender. However because Brown Onion and his gay lover are tight with Connolly and the Democrat pedos, nothing will happen.

The Brothers in Bowels were ringleader of the Comet Pizza pedo gang and they got away with that as well.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: ABC Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 09:13PM

A vast right wing conspiracy doesn’t sound stupid or nuts anymore. BO and others here. Hillary was correct. Deplorables.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Maui Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 12:39AM

No coincidence that Gerry Connolly was up in Brown Onion's starfish the same night the 13 yr old kid showed up at Brown Onion's residence. It was probably Rep. Connolly that lured the kid over. Connolly got Mr. Brown worked up into a state of blind lust knowing full well what would happen.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing ()
Date: May 20, 2024 01:01AM

Greener Onion Wrote:
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> I’m out of college now, working as a
> nurse, and I don’t like that you’re giving my
> mentor a hard time.

I'm Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon and assorted night classes at the Knoxville, Tennessee School of Faith Healing.

You seem like a lovely little nurse and I bet you have a sweet little starfish. How would you like to come work for me? I've got some stirrups in my exam room just waiting for your heels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 04:00PM

I guarantee you President Trump is completely acquitted at this CROOKED JOE BIDEN trial in NY. My bowels say legal expense. President Trump is an honest businessman and patriot!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 20, 2024 05:40PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I guarantee you President Trump is completely
> acquitted at this CROOKED JOE BIDEN trial in NY.
> My bowels say legal expense. President Trump is an
> honest businessman and patriot!

Hey Brown, aren't you going to host a political fundraiser for Donald Trump and Gerry Connolly, and invite all the Brothers in Bowels? I'm willing to help with the arrangements, so let's decide on a date. Remember that driver of the septic pumping truck offered to deliver a full load for free, but he needs to put the sweet spot on the route.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: May 20, 2024 07:15PM

I miss Mr bravo as he was funny and made incontinence better.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Legal Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 08:17PM

It's a great that Brown Onion wants to host a fundraiser for President Trump and Rep. Connolly's reelection campaigns. But in light of the child rape allegations he would be wise to hold off for a few weeks. In fact because Brown Onion publicly admitted to having relations with the 11-year-old, he might be better advised to lay low or leave the country until after the election.

Thailand is bowel-friendly and nice this time of year. They are more tolerant of anal perversions there as well.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 09:09PM

As a nurse, Mr Brown Onion was helpful to me, getting into this career field. He always encouraged me despite an impolite dad, and I don’t like the false accusations against such a good man. I think you all belong in the hospital psych ward.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Realistic Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 09:19PM

Greener Onion Wrote:
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> As a nurse, Mr Brown Onion was helpful to me,
> getting into this career field. He always
> encouraged me despite an impolite dad, and I
> don’t like the false accusations against such a
> good man. I think you all belong in the hospital
> psych ward.


If you take advice from a guy who wants his recliner to be a toilet, you might want to check in there

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 10:14PM

My bowels hurt. I know the rectal mirror shows. If you’ve seen the movie Armageddon, “this is the anomaly.” Or The Towering Inferno, the look of that firefighter with his eyes stunned, that is what might be happening soon to my poor starfish. Colon bowling and perhaps the midwives will have to do a Caesarean, as I just don’t know how castor oil will work.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing ()
Date: May 20, 2024 11:24PM

Greener Onion Wrote:
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> As a nurse, Mr Brown Onion was helpful to me,
> getting into this career field. He always
> encouraged me despite an impolite dad, and I
> don’t like the false accusations against such a
> good man. I think you all belong in the hospital
> psych ward.

Hello there Miss Greener Onion,

I am quite intrigued would like to get to know you and your sweet little bowels. As a virile and accomplished medical doctor, I love, love, love, LOVE young nurses. My specialty is proctology and the sphincter is my favorite part of a woman. I am always looking to hire an attractive nurse with willing eager bowels.

I have 10:00 am Wednesday available. Come to my office and let me give you a free rectal exam and job interview. Lounge back on my exam table, rest your heels in the padded stirrups, and allow the Doctor to peer deep into your bowels. You will cum harder than you ever have cum before as I eat out your asshole and work magic with my tongue. As you beg for my cock, I will slide it in your starfish and hit the bullseye on your anal G-spot. You will orgasm again when my cock explodes and the jizz blasts out the nooks and crannies of your colon like a pressure washer. Then we can play with what comes out.

When you work for me, we can block off an exam room every day for buttsex and scat play. Sounds good doesn't it. See you Wednesday.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2024 03:26PM

Leave greener onion alone. He’s a nice young man who has done well. Im proud of him. Let’s be normal. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing ()
Date: May 21, 2024 07:50PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Leave greener onion alone. He’s a nice young man
> who has done well. Im proud of him. Let’s be
> normal. How are your bowels?

Egad, a man? Are you certain? How big is his/her dick? Perhaps she just had an exceptionally large clit? In a pile of naked bodies wallowing in feces, how do you know whose private parts you were observing?

Seriously, although I would prefer a female, if she/he is a male nurse he is certainly gay. Therefore I could use the services of his tongue to massage my own prostrate.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Bulldyke ()
Date: May 21, 2024 08:01PM

Nurses are usually female. Maybe she is a butch.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2024 09:44PM

Nurses are men and women you nitwits. A bunch of mental midgets. The IQ and lack of respect for greener and those of us with IBS is abysmal. Your immaturity and disregard is appalling.

Be grateful that your rectal mirror and midwives aren’t discussing goulash. The straps will be in my mouth as I eject at least large bricks. My concern is SUV’s. Billy Bob Thornton and his friends at NASA will probably be online, discussing the anomalies over the World Wide Web with the president.

“What do we do?” “Pray.” Tonight I do so under God, Jesus, and President Donald J Trump.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Skywatch Weather ()
Date: May 21, 2024 09:48PM

Nice looking moon tonight.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2024 09:49PM

Brown onion is an idiot. I am a woman; a biological female. I was born female and I identify as female.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 21, 2024 10:00PM

Fried chicken, Oreo cookies, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Roger Penn ()
Date: May 22, 2024 02:10PM

Aging isn’t fun always.

I remember as a young man. Carefree.

Not sure I concur with vulgarities here, but do identify with some comments, as IBS is a struggle. Finally did find a compassionate doctor.

My hope is people will be more willing to talk about this.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 23, 2024 08:52AM

IHOP pancakes, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Vidalia Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2024 09:12AM

Greener Onion is definitely female. She and I are Sisters in Bowels (SiB's) and I know her very well, including in the Biblical sense. We have both shit on Brown Onion at scat parties but neither of us have ever fucked him.

The reason Brown Onion is claiming Greener has a dick is because he is gay and will never fuck either of us.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Slammy Dennys ()
Date: May 23, 2024 01:22PM

Today going to show bowels who their boss is at Dennys. What should I order?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2024 07:45PM

So many ideas about President cognitive tests, drug tests, but nothing about bowels?

Our nation needs this. President Donald Trump has the bowels for the job, unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN. Joes bowels are probably worse than mine.

I wish presidential debate moderators would start with, “let’s discuss your bowels.”

President Trumps blessed by God bowels get the appropriate golden groan throne on his awesome and amazing airplane. I wonder if ever at 35,000 feet he thinks, “that’s a high ass shit.”

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Stable Genius ()
Date: May 23, 2024 08:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So many ideas about President cognitive tests,
> drug tests, but nothing about bowels?
>
> Our nation needs this. President Donald Trump has
> the bowels for the job, unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
> Joes bowels are probably worse than mine.
>
> I wish presidential debate moderators would start
> with, “let’s discuss your bowels.”
>
> President Trumps blessed by God bowels get the
> appropriate golden groan throne on his awesome and
> amazing airplane. I wonder if ever at 35,000 feet
> he thinks, “that’s a high ass shit.”

Figures you enjoy the disgusting and disgraceful ex president. These stupid comments of yours aren’t funny nor are they smart. A treasonous former pathological liar, and you want to discuss defecation at altitude. You’re insane!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Roger Penn ()
Date: May 24, 2024 07:16AM

IBS is a tough condition.

What helped me was a wonderful doctor, plus some over the counter options.

Metamucil fiber bars with a cup of coffee. Fruits and vegetables. Also I cannot say this enough.

Walking and water. These two will be helpful to everyone.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 07:23AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So many ideas about President cognitive tests,
> drug tests, but nothing about bowels?
>
> Our nation needs this. President Donald Trump has
> the bowels for the job, unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
> Joes bowels are probably worse than mine.
>
> I wish presidential debate moderators would start
> with, “let’s discuss your bowels.”
>
> President Trumps blessed by God bowels get the
> appropriate golden groan throne on his awesome and
> amazing airplane. I wonder if ever at 35,000 feet
> he thinks, “that’s a high ass shit.”


My dad says the cops are looking for you. He says when they find you and put you in jail your the other inmates are going destroy your bowels because they don't like pedophiles.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 24, 2024 08:41AM

French toast, ham, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Angry Mother ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:08AM

My son was also approached and solicited by Brown Onion. Mr. Brown Onion gave my son, who is 14, a box of Depends undergarments and asked him to wear and poop in them, and he would pay $20 for each shit filled undergarment.

My son came home distressed and also reported that during the encounter Brown Onion had touched him on the buttocks inappriately.

I have contacted the Vienna Police Department as regarding the pedophile feces fetishist Brown Onion.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:21AM

You need to grow up. Mr Brown Onion encouraged my college and medical work. He inspired me. I lived with a not so nice father, and his obese neighbor friend. I’m fine with they got married, but mom and grandma were devastated. Mr Brown Onion got me to go into nursing. Originally I was to work gastroenterology. I didn’t like it but now work in the cardiac unit. Mr Brown Onion is a good member of the community.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:32AM

During my undergraduate days several friends and I used to wear adult diapers and sell them to Brown Onion. We were all over 18 and we never let Brown Onion actually touch us.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:41AM

Mr. Brown Onion is a big supporter of our "shitshows" on OnlyFans. At the shit fetish parties Mr. Brown Onion is usually polite and not overly aggressive. He is happy to lie on his back under a bottomless chair and take a deuce or stream of liquid poop on his face. Occasionally Mr. Brown Onion will ask to clean your starfish with his tongue, but he isn't pushy about it.

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