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Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 19, 2024 11:50PM

Why is it considered rude to discuss bowels at the dinner table? Are your elbows or knees an issue while sharing a family meal? Your angina pains from cardiovascular problems? Not at all, but God forbid you discuss your colon or starfish when asking for someone to pass the potatoes. An unfortunate truth at Rotary meetings.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: April 20, 2024 12:24AM

om assuming someone was offended by your scatological musings while trying to consume a meal and told you to stop and eye would have to agree with them

not proper dinnertime conversation

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Ms. Manners Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2024 12:46AM

Bowels are a fine topic for dinner table conversation. It is appropriate to offer compliments when a dinner guest produces a particularly nice deuce. Nevertheless loud cheering, whistling, or excessive applause at the table is considered rude when a fellow diner drops a nice deuce on a plate.

Exercise care when making comparisons with animals, as some Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) take offense at having their turds compared to rabbit pellets or elephant shits.


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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Chateau L'Oignon ()
Date: April 20, 2024 01:11AM

It would be extremely rude to NOT offer compliments. Bowels appreciation is tres important.


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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2024 08:38PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> om assuming someone was offended by your
> scatological musings while trying to consume a
> meal and told you to stop and eye would have to
> agree with them
>
> not proper dinnertime conversation


Perhaps you could be correct. Although if I meet President Trump, to be polite like he is I’ll first inquire about his bowels. Also wonder if his golden groan throne is comfortable.

I hope one day as a species we can evolve enough, to discuss our colons, as we dine on steak or pheasant, with vegetables on the side. All of us have hearts, lungs, and ligaments. These are acceptable, but God forbid if one brings up their IBS.

How are your bowels by the way? My apologies for not asking. My hope is one day the Bristol Stool Guide can be everywhere.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2024 10:38PM

I think my intestines are passing Burt Lancaster, with Lawrence Welk playing music in my bowels. Also it is possible a 1950’s record player will be going through what’s left if my starfish.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Matilda Onion. ()
Date: April 21, 2024 12:24AM

Chateau L'Oignon Wrote:
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> It would be extremely rude to NOT offer
> compliments. Bowels appreciation is tres
> important.

That dish looks amazing and it probably smells divine!




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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: April 21, 2024 01:36AM

I am going to give up my healthy diet and go to Tippys Taco tomorrow. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 21, 2024 08:44AM

Today it’s little Caesars time. Take that bowels

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Maui Onion ()
Date: April 21, 2024 09:56AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Why is it considered rude to discuss bowels at the
> dinner table?


Please accept our apologies Brown. It wasn't bowels, but the context of the story that inspired the statement about being "rude".

The back story is that on Friday during dinner with several of the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's), Brown Onion made a comment about the taste of my bowels, which he intended as a compliment. Pearl Onion was at the table and remarked "that was rude", jealous that another man had been tonguing her boyfriend's asshole without her knowledge. Pearl was gloomy the rest of the meal; she asked me to drive her home and sadly we missed the scat play session.

In fact it was just a misunderstanding because Pearl Onion thought the ass-eating session had taken place that same day when in fact it was weeks ago. Pearl Onion has apologized and she has been saving her poops all weekend to spread over Brown Onion's naked body as we work a Louisville Slugger up Brown's colon. She has other anal delights planned as well...

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: April 21, 2024 12:07PM

thats one thing eye like about you Mr. Onion

you don't stand on whut eye would deem erroneous points or overly offensive comments...you are willing to question if you are wrong....a true scientific mind has to always do that...

being brought up in the culture of the USA, thanks largely to television, om desensitized, so eye could certainly talk about bowel health during a meal...eye don't eat shit, metaphorically or otherwise, so eye know the food om munching on isn't shit....eye think a lot of people eat shitty food, so they can't talk about bowel health when they eat....

eye used to get grossed out when eye ate...when eye was little eye didn't like sphaghetti, especially after eye ceen the boy eat that worm at that playground at Mason District park when eye was little, because it looked like worms..

but after eye became vegan, eye could eat a meal and talk about blood and guts and whutever cuz eye ain't eatin' no blood and cuts....mmm kuy?


but people are at different ages and stages....eating a meal with people is like going across a river on a barge, we want to help everyone get to the other side without barfing

but peace to the good brother Donald J Trump...one of the greatest patriots to the Continent of the Americas, right up there with Fidel Castro and Che Guevara

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: April 21, 2024 12:23PM

Thanks for the explanation Brother Maui. Nothing sounded rude to me, and I know Brown is not a rude person. So I wondered what had offended little Pearl and was sorry you two left early. I'm glad it was just a misunderstanding. Brown Onion (and I) will be waiting "ass up" for your visit tonight.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: April 21, 2024 12:28PM

P.S. Brown Onion says aluminum bats are too cold so make sure to bring the Louisville Slugger that he enjoys so much. Wood splinters in the sphincter can usually be plucked out with teeth and a little sucking.


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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Splintered ()
Date: April 21, 2024 01:02PM

Splinters in the asshole are no laughing matter. A couple years ago my buddy got a small wooden ball stuck up inside his poop chute and he couldn't get it out himself. He said there were 2 balls originally and the other one came out right away. After being in distress for almost a day he finally called me. I was on a date at the time but cut it short to come over and help out "bowels in need of assistance."

I could feel the ball with my finger but couldn't grab hold. It felt dry and sticky in there. I got a turkey baster and shot him full of olive oil, then reached in with salad tongs but still couldn't get a grip. Then he remembered he had some mechanical fingers in the garage which I got while he waited patiently, colon still filled with oil. It took a few minutes of poking around but with the mechanical fingers extended I finally got ahold of the wooden ball and pulled it out successfully.

The celebration was short lived when I saw that he had gotten a wood splinter deeply embedded on the inner surface of his starfish. Luckily I had seen a magnifying light in his garage workshop so we adjourned out to the garage with him wearing a towel for the short trip outside. I got him on the workbench and used the lighted magnifier and tweezers to work on the splinter. It was so deep I had to make a small slice with an X-Acto knife to get the end of the splinter out.

Even though I sterilized the X-Acto blade with flame from a torch he ended up getting an infection but that too cleared up in a week or so.

So the moral is even though it all worked out in the "end" be careful with sticking wood up your ass.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: April 21, 2024 01:52PM

Glad you were able to help your bowels buddy get that splinter and wooden ball out.

Dad and the obese neighbor always used plungers and broom handles on each other's assholes and have joked about getting splinters. They still use wooden objects but quit using broom handles when my dad got concerned about getting cancer from lead-based paint flaking off inside his intestine.

At the hospital where I work I have observed polyp surgeries. Polyps are mushroom-like growths on the inner surface of the colon and they can turn cancerous. I think that regularly shoving a hollow metal pipe or PVC tube with a sharp beveled edge into the rectum would be an effective way to shear off any polyps and prevent colon cancer. Dad said I should write up the idea and submit it to a medical journal. He and the obese neighbor have volunteered to be study subjects.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Pearl Onion ()
Date: April 21, 2024 05:34PM

Maui Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is it considered rude to discuss bowels at
> the
> > dinner table?
>
>
> Please accept our apologies Brown. It wasn't
> bowels, but the context of the story that inspired
> the statement about being "rude".
>
> The back story is that on Friday during dinner
> with several of the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's),
> Brown Onion made a comment about the taste of my
> bowels, which he intended as a compliment. Pearl
> Onion was at the table and remarked "that was
> rude", jealous that another man had been tonguing
> her boyfriend's asshole without her knowledge.
> Pearl was gloomy the rest of the meal; she asked
> me to drive her home and sadly we missed the scat
> play session.
>
> In fact it was just a misunderstanding because
> Pearl Onion thought the ass-eating session had
> taken place that same day when in fact it was
> weeks ago. Pearl Onion has apologized and she has
> been saving her poops all weekend to spread over
> Brown Onion's naked body as we work a Louisville
> Slugger up Brown's colon. She has other anal
> delights planned as well...


Brother Brown Onion I am terribly sorry for accusing you of being rude. It was me that was rude and I shouldn't have assumed you were eating my boyfriend's butthole behind my back. And actually now that I have thought about it, you have my permission to eat him out any time whether I'm there or not.

We really appreciate you opening your little "sweet spot" house and hosting all the Brothers and Sisters in Bowels for play sessions. Personally although I love smearing poop on naked bodies and sliding around in shit it's not something I can do at home. If my mom were to drop in, all that shit all over the floors and in the bed and sheets, etc. would be hard to explain. So we will be over tonight about 7:30 and since Maui and I are both shitting out really dark colored turds we will bring red wine. I'll bring my bag of poop from yesterday and maybe stop by the dog park to pick up some snacks.

See you soon.

Love, "Perl Onion"

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 21, 2024 09:15PM

Tonight Taco Bell is going to happen. Take that bowels. I believe BO said your guts send signals to your brain what to eat. This one is brain, as going to make my bowels explode like one of the space shuttles.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Bowels Bukakke ()
Date: April 21, 2024 09:30PM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Tonight Taco Bell is going to happen. Take that
> bowels. I believe BO said your guts send signals
> to your brain what to eat. This one is brain, as
> going to make my bowels explode like one of the
> space shuttles.


The Bowels Brothers must be excited about that prospect. No doubt they are all naked, vying for position in the line of fire, mouths open wide to catch the juicy molten shitstream.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Romance Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2024 04:52AM

Bend over

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2024 08:58AM

I see we have a lot of LEFTIST ANTI American CROOKED JOE BIDEN Supporters here. These jerks burn our flags, and don’t love our country. Myself and my bowels know they are NEVER TRUMPERS. Today’s SCAM WITCH HUNT is unacceptable. My bowels are irritated and the amount of swollen rectal tissue is caused by this nonsense. It’s a WITCH HUNT. PRESIDENT TRUMP is INNOCENT!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Bugger's muddle ()
Date: April 22, 2024 10:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Today’s SCAM WITCH HUNT is unacceptable. My
> bowels are irritated and the amount of swollen
> rectal tissue is caused by this nonsense.


Sounds like you need to ask your gay lover and the other Brothers in Bowels for more tongue action. The gentle caress of a moist tongue are guaranteed to sooth an irritated rectum. Also, try to choose bowels buddy partners with smaller cocks until your rectum has fully recovered. Use plenty of lube and ask him to slide it in slowly rather than with a single thrust. Any time you feel friction or burning, call a timeout and add additional lube to his cock and work a generous amount of lube into your sphincter itself before resuming.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Hey BO ummm ()
Date: April 22, 2024 04:13PM

BO are you going to lose it when Trump loses to Biden?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Diagnosis for B.O. ()
Date: April 22, 2024 04:28PM

The reason your rectum is irritated is from shoving all those Cadbury cream eggs up in there. Getting fucked or pegged is fairly harmless but letting raw milk chocolate ferment up in the depths of your bowels is gonna breed different kinds of bacteria and throw off your intestines chemistry.

And watch out for splinters in your ass, although baseball bats are usually smooth.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2024 09:22PM

I watched Hee Haw today. The rugrats had to bother me this afternoon. This is my time to sit on the recliner with prunes, psyllium husk, and castor oil in my tea. Yet they had to act ridiculous, and the sanctimonious asshole parents left them with me. Then when my adult children show up, they question my abilities, and I don’t think it is appropriate for them to complain about my posters of President Trump or the Bristol Stool Guide.

I paid for this house, the roof, and the groceries. All day they are on their telephone’s ignoring their children. It is my responsibility to teach them patriotism, love of country, God, freedom, and Trump. Now my bowels are irritated. It is true that how you feel can affect your colon, and I already know tonight’s rectal mirror forecast is goulash.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brother Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2024 10:57PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I watched Hee Haw today. The rugrats had to bother
> me this afternoon. This is my time to sit on the
> recliner with prunes, psyllium husk, and castor
> oil in my tea. Yet they had to act ridiculous, and
> the sanctimonious asshole parents left them with
> me. Then when my adult children show up, they
> question my abilities, and I don’t think it is
> appropriate for them to complain about my posters
> of President Trump or the Bristol Stool Guide.
>
> I paid for this house, the roof, and the
> groceries. All day they are on their telephone’s
> ignoring their children. It is my responsibility
> to teach them patriotism, love of country, God,
> freedom, and Trump. Now my bowels are irritated.
> It is true that how you feel can affect your
> colon, and I already know tonight’s rectal
> mirror forecast is goulash.


Your brothers in bowel will join you for scat fun! You know we have your back in more ways than one!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Jerry Brown ()
Date: April 23, 2024 09:33AM

Brown Onion do you think California Governor Jerry Brown because his name has ass problems

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion Easter Games ()
Date: April 23, 2024 12:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I watched Hee Haw today. The rugrats had to bother
> me this afternoon.

Brown Onion did you play that game again where you put on a chicken costume and cram Easter eggs up your butt, then pretend to lay eggs as you spit them out your ass to the kids holding out their Easter baskets? Which do you prefer using, real hardboiled eggs, Cadbury cream eggs, or hollow plastic eggs filled with jellybeans?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 23, 2024 10:21PM

Just finished newsmax and am pleased. President Trump God as my witness has already won. He is so smart and a patriotic man, who one day will be associated with Washington, Jefferson, and Reagan. A American hero who’s exposed corruption, tells the truth, and his legal team too deserves credit. They are absolutely crushing liberal NY prosecutors who even with Soros money, are no match for the smartest businessman and president this nation has ever seen. My bowels are relatively calm.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: UncleSpam-persistent bumper ()
Date: April 23, 2024 10:23PM

Uncle Sam savors the dicks he eats

eating-ricky-berwick.gif

He's chockfulla shit


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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 24, 2024 02:46PM

I recommend castor oil for brothers in bowel. Citrus magnesium and other laxatives, only cause problems to the Bristol Stool Guide. Watching Gunsmoke this afternoon. The rectal mirror shows horror soon. I wish my recliner could function as a groan throne. For now as useless as Mitch The Turtle McConnell.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Gray hair Onion ()
Date: April 24, 2024 03:17PM

Brown Onion is eating my ass out right now. I squeezed out 2 large turds and a few pellets. He Wolfe one of them down with olive oil, and says he' saving the other one for dinner.

Brown Onion is only so -so at sucking dick. Gerry has no competition there.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 24, 2024 07:28PM

Dominos pizza, wings, sodas. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Shit Eating Grin ()
Date: April 24, 2024 07:51PM

3 large loaf turds, an 8 inch snake turd, 10 peanut type floaters, a bag of chips, large vanilla milkshake, a kiwi, and 3 Miller lites. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 24, 2024 09:31PM

President Trump will win reelection easily. Just bet $50,000 on his victory, and I’ll be winning too. Thank God for a Christian like President Trump.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mike Doo Cock Us ()
Date: April 25, 2024 01:11PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> President Trump will win reelection easily. Just
> bet $50,000 on his victory, and I’ll be winning
> too. Thank God for a Christian like President
> Trump.


You’ll be bankrupt, just like Trump! What a fool you are!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dusty Cuckchucker ()
Date: April 25, 2024 01:29PM

I bowel to the honorable onion

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: April 25, 2024 01:54PM

Many of the BiB's are Biden voters. Joe Biden himself wears adult diapers which Brown Onion and all the Bowels Brothers find exciting, licking their lips whenever old Joementia shits himself in public.

Brown Onion will be well taken care of no matter who wins the election. Brown's welcoming bowels provide a pleasant playground for all the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's), regardless of political views, race, sex, gender, or even species.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 25, 2024 06:12PM

Texas Roadhouse. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Wild Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2024 06:26PM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Texas Roadhouse. Take that bowels.

On Thursday nights Brown Onion sets up in the Texas Roadhouse bathroom and licks customers asses clean. He gives blowjobs too if he's in a good mood.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2024 07:35PM

Mitch McConnell the turtle is in my rectal mirror. Head goes in and out. Bill Barr’s bowels are backed up. To turn on President Trump is proof this is all a WITCH HUNT. A HOAX.

CROOKED JOE BIDEN is mocking Americans and their bowels, with the DEEP STATE SWAMP that is powerful. SLEEPY JOE stole the rigged election.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Reza ()
Date: April 25, 2024 07:47PM

So fucking dumb

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Ass redness ()
Date: April 25, 2024 07:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mitch McConnell the turtle is in my rectal mirror.
> Head goes in and out. Bill Barr’s bowels are
> backed up. To turn on President Trump is proof
> this is all a WITCH HUNT. A HOAX.
>
> How are your bowels?


Hey Mr. Brown Onion what time are gonna be at the Texas Roadhouse? My sphincter is sore and could use a nice tongue lashing. I got a colon full of hot tamale shit you can eat or rub on yourself too.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2024 09:58PM

Attorney General Bill Barr’s bowels weakened, causing him to be fired by President Trump. Mr Barr’s groan throne must be huge with an industrial grade plunger. Mitch McConnell’s turtle head might be making a rectal mirror appointment. The smelly turtle.

President Trumo has been vindicated by the Supreme Court today, and the NY WITCH HUNT continues to interfere with his reading of the Bible on the golden groan throne.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Wrecktum ()
Date: April 25, 2024 10:05PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mr. Barr’s groan throne must be huge with an
> industrial grade plunger. Mitch McConnell’s
> turtle head might be making a rectal mirror


Hey Mr. Brown did you ever get those splinters out of your rectum? You shouldn't stick wood objects such as plungers or baseball bats up your ass.


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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 26, 2024 10:05AM

Today President Trump should be on the campaign trail. Thanks to the WITCH HUNT by CROOKED JOE Biden he’s in a kangaroo court. My bowels are irritated, but Trump will win reelection easy. Going to be happy and wealthy.

President Trumps bowels are gold plated!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Trumps bowels ()
Date: April 26, 2024 11:29AM

Ironic he wears diapers

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: April 26, 2024 01:31PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are talking abou mustache rides. Is that at Kings Dominion? Am sure they are grilling tonight.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: God is Great ()
Date: April 26, 2024 01:49PM

This area is unholy. There is a lot of unnatural behaviors here. I think the person or corporation in charge should take this down. Ones bathroom habits or problems, if I’m to be a little bold, are a private matter and should be treated as such. It’s not following the scriptures, or heeding guidance from the holy Bible.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 26, 2024 03:29PM

Dominos wings. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 26, 2024 06:54PM

Nothing against George Washington, but his stature is diminished by President Trump. President Trump represents strength, courage, perseverance, and is a patriot. I thank God for blessing our nation with this passionate and kind man, who cares for each and everyone of us.

I pray tonight, the castor oil will move my internal plumbing. My bowels hurt. The colon and starfish are experiencing Antietam. I’m not sure who will win this battle, but four score and seven years ago, my bowels were in great shape during Nam. Your bowels will betray you. Enjoy them while they are working well as a young person.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Honor and Dooty ()
Date: April 26, 2024 07:42PM

You are a draft dodger

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2024 09:22AM

Honor and Dooty Wrote:
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> You are a draft dodger


Three tours in Vietnam, while you probably crapped your diapers with coloring books. How dare you insult our generation or President Trump? Unless you fought for this country your opinion is worth less than my rectal mirror.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Slam Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2024 09:51AM

You need to train your bowels. Today two grand slams after one yesterday. Three tomorrow. If you cycle your bowels like a lawn mower machine, good to go.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2024 01:38PM

Bill Barr will be President Trumps Attorney General next term. I’m thrilled by his endorsement! The turtle out of his ass Mitch McConnell has come around, and Trump wins by a landslide!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mister Poop ()
Date: April 27, 2024 02:51PM

Maybe watching your weight and drinking coffee should suffice.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Redskins fan 79 ()
Date: April 27, 2024 03:47PM

When Jayden Daniels and other players are drafted, are their bowels checked out

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion Colleague ()
Date: April 27, 2024 04:25PM

Tonight I’m going to the KFC Taco Bell in Annandale. Going to order everything. Then I’ll place a dollar store tablecloth on the table which I’ll take a shit on. Brown Onion and others like it when I do this, or when finger painting the walls of the restaurant with my poop. All are invited as last times event led to a lot of masturbation and defecating in public. So hot!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Jenkem ()
Date: April 27, 2024 04:46PM

Does Brown or anyone here sell Jenkum on the side? I’m wondering if these people bottle their craps or farts. Only Fans Maybe?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 28, 2024 02:18PM

My bowels caused me problems this morning, and I didn’t want to fill up the church’s groan throne. Thankfully President Trumps official God Bless the USA Bible with fellow patriot Lee Greenwood. Perusing the constitution, national anthem, and scriptures made it a holy Sunday indeed. I love God, Jesus, the Holy Ghost and President Trump winning will make my bowels complete. He will easily.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 28, 2024 04:39PM

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 28, 2024 09:58PM

Baby Jesus,
I pray to you tonight. It was my mistake to drive my Buick through the temptation of McDonald’s. That quarter pounder might allow me to give birth to OJ. If you could forgive me, I’d be grateful with a #2 #2.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: April 28, 2024 10:19PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels caused me problems this morning, and I
> didn’t want to fill up the church’s groan
> throne.

That Baptist church in Oakton where you desecrated the baptism pool has your picture on the bulletin board with instructions to call the police if are seen on the property.

Their security cameras got video of Brown Onion naked and getting buggered by the former youth pastor then emptying his bowels in the baptismal pool.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 29, 2024 07:59AM

Tom’s Diner in Manassas today. Pancakes, bacon, hash browns. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Honorary Dr ()
Date: April 29, 2024 11:38AM

Looks like a shrink plus vegetables and fruits could provide some relief. Wondering if these posts are from Woodburn? Absolutely insane.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 29, 2024 09:57PM

Look at this asshole doctor want to be. Probably on the World Wide Web using that google. It’s not always just as simple as eat fruits and vegetables. I eat healthy and suffer from IBS. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Jack Elam ()
Date: April 29, 2024 10:18PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Look at this asshole doctor want to be. Probably
> on the World Wide Web using that google. It’s
> not always just as simple as eat fruits and
> vegetables. I eat healthy and suffer from IBS. How
> are your bowels?


Now, now Mr. Brown what did we tell you when we removed that cuckoo clock from your colon. Your bowels are irritated because you and your gay lovers keep shoving wood objects up your ass that leave splinters.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 30, 2024 05:36PM

I see CROOKED JOE BIDENS spies are on this World Wide Web site today. No one has defended Governor Kristi Noem. Attack attack attack without facts is what the CROOKED JOE BIDEN fans do.

Maybe she had bowel problems at the time. Have you ever thought of that you delusional leftist twerps?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: hey Mr. Brown ()
Date: April 30, 2024 06:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I see CROOKED JOE BIDENS starfish and want to
> suck out his big brown stools. Shitting without
> an open mouth waiting is what the CROOKED
> JOE BIDEN fans do.
>
> Maybe he had bowel problems at the time. Have you
> ever thought of that you delusional leftist
> twerps?

If you slip the secret service a few dollars they might save Joe's feces-filled adult diapers for you to enjoy and savor. Please remember to share with your fellow Brothers in Bowels (BiB's).

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 30, 2024 06:53PM

Tonight oysters, deviled eggs, cheesecake. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Charlie Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2024 12:44PM

There’s a food group fruits and vegetables.

That should fix the problem!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Charlie Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2024 12:56PM

Bananas,, cucumbers, carrots, and eggplants to be specific. All feel great in the bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2024 08:49PM

I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through my starfish. The groan throne will be even messier. The plumber will expect a few more dirty dollars. My hope is I don’t see the green Irish tie as it’s probably brown due to bilirubin.

President Trump continues to captivate this great country. He mostly reminds me of JFK, who famously said “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” I worship Jesus, God, and the modern day disciple Donald J Trump. I bought more stock from Truth Social, because he is a wonderful and gifted man of business.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Drop a REALLY BIG LOAD on Israel ()
Date: May 01, 2024 08:52PM

Vaporise them

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: fucked by Gerry Connolly ()
Date: May 01, 2024 11:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best
> guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through
> my starfish.


Gerry Connolly has a fat dick but he has E.D. Make sure he takes an extra Viagra or you will be disappointed.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 02, 2024 11:53AM

Filet O Fish, French Fries, Coke. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Gerry Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2024 12:15PM

In congress we take turns with Brown Onion in the basement bathrooms. We plow his bowels and make him like a chocolate eclair. Well used bowels get it

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Who Buggers Better? ()
Date: May 02, 2024 12:47PM

Brown Onion's recent anal experience with Gerry Connolly brings up an interesting question. Which political party performs better in your bowels? Phrased differently, which party is better at fucking you up the ass?

Perhaps Brown Onion and the BiB's can weigh in regarding whether Democrats or Republicans are better at buggering.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2024 02:39PM

Our Lord who art in Heaven. People please stop saying to put items or other unnatural acts in a persons rectum. Your rectum, bowels, and colon are sacred. He gave his life for you and that includes your bowels.

There are human and earth frustrations. These are the crosses we must bare. We are challenged by our bowels, and must pray, eat as well as possible, and also pray every single day.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mike Rowe Peen ()
Date: May 02, 2024 03:41PM

Wish to break bread with you.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion's Bowels ()
Date: May 02, 2024 03:47PM

Getting buggered up the ass by fat old Democrat politicians isn't safe. At least make him wear a condom.

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Brown Onion
I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through my starfish.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/4141745/4145844.html#msg-4145844

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Congressional Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2024 05:05PM

Gerry Onion Wrote:
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> In congress we take turns with Brown Onion in the
> basement bathrooms. We plow his bowels and make
> him like a chocolate eclair. Well used bowels get
> it

The Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) on the Hill can confirm that Brown Onion is a popular play partner on the House side. Brown's eager bowels are bipartisan; his starfish gaping open for Democrats and Republicans alike.

Senate BiB's have been frustrated by the recent closure of the once-popular room 216 in the Hart Building. Ever since Aidan Maese-Czeropski, a staffer for Sen. Ben Cardin, had his fudge packed on video, the BiB's have been without safe play space of their own. It's a long walk over to the House offices, but Senators and staff attest that railing Brown Onion makes it worth the trip.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2024 11:26PM

This is about bowels folks. This would include ideally your intestines, digestive system/stomach, colon, starfish, groan thrones, rectal mirrors, and other medicinal products like castor oil or epsoms baths. Fizzy up what’s left of your starfish, and hope the miles of plumbing is intact.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: The more you know ()
Date: May 03, 2024 12:50AM

Brown Onion's Bowels Wrote:
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> Getting buggered up the ass by fat old Democrat
> politicians isn't safe. At least make him wear a
> condom.
>
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Brown Onion
I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through my starfish.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/4141745/4145844.html#msg-4145844


How small is Gerry Connolly's cock?
How often does Gerry Connolly engage in buttfucking sessions with Brown Onion and Ben Cardin's staffer?

Now we know why Gerry Connolly is so useless.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2024 12:01AM

Another winning day for President Trump in the RIGGED trial. CROOKED JOE BIDENS dream of a conviction is doubtful. My bowels and I believe he will be acquitted in a hour max once this goes to the jury!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 04, 2024 12:39AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Another winning day for President Trump in the
> RIGGED trial. CROOKED JOE BIDENS dream of a
> conviction is doubtful. My bowels and I believe he
> will be acquitted in a hour max once this goes to
> the jury!


My gay lover Brown is hoping that Trump will follow the lead of Gerry Connolly and fuck him up the ass. Trump is adept at that, but may not want the sloppy seconds of a Democrat.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2024 05:12PM

Midwives are here! This is going to be a groan throne event of biblical proportions. Please read the good book and follow its examples.

My hope is anyone here can leave a church or house of worship to discuss one’s bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 04, 2024 07:11PM

Kentucky Derby day. Can eat whatever I want

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Rko meets ()
Date: May 05, 2024 01:20AM

Eat well problem solved

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2024 07:32PM

I see someone nominated me for the Fairfax Underground Award for Community Service. This is quite the honor. Whether in churches or other places in this county, I believe my Bristol Stool Guides have been well received. Also we have encouraged the open and frank discussions of IBS, Crohns, Colons, Intestines, starfish. Bowels really. Fairfax is a bowel aware county and it’s my hope to present the county board with an award in recognition of their making this possible. There are too many leftist communists here but for bowels and these important discussions well done!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 05, 2024 08:26PM

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Brown Onion
I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through my starfish.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/4141745/4145844.html#msg-4145844

Note that Brown Onion is proud to welcome Gerry Connolly, who is a Democrat, into his bowels.

In honor of his anal activities, Brown Onion is being honored for opening his bowels to bipartisan buggery. Whilst many of his fellow Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) are partisan Libtards or Trumptards, Brown Onion offers his starfish and throws his tongue into stools regardless of his partners' political affiliation.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Gerry Onion Connolly ()
Date: May 06, 2024 03:07PM

I constantly bamboozle the bowels of Brown Onion. He literally opens his front door, and after my free taxpayer meals, I deliver the goods inside of him. I’m his representative!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 06, 2024 08:42PM

Ladies and gentlemen, please lend me your rears. Actually I mean let’s swap out our bowels for an upgrade.

Have a new neighbor, introduced myself, and brought over Bristol Stool Guides. He and I discussed our bowels. It’s refreshing to meet someone not squeamish over their colons, intestines, or starfish.

At the same time I’m angry people are mocking Jesus’s choice President Trump. Some animal wrote Donald Von Shittzenpants in front of his properties with chalk. I want them locked up for this atrocious crime and attack on President Trump and his caring family. This trial is RIGGED!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Welcome to our bowels! ()
Date: May 06, 2024 11:33PM

On behalf of the Brothers in Bowels, good evening to Hon. Gerry Connolly and welcome to our bowels! We hope you have enjoyed your foray into Brown Onion's starfish. If you ask him nicely, Brown Onion is quite skilled at analingus and his tongue can reach deep into your colon. Our brotherhood is open to all, regardless of political affiliation. We enjoy all forms of scat play, and we are known for our "shit eating grin".

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2024 06:59AM

You all are absolutely insane:

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2024 01:09PM

Is this the USA? A pornographer against the PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY! CROOKED JOE BIDEN has brought a new low against our HONEST PATRIOT!!! Am going to have to take an epsom salt bath as my bowels are flared up and irritated. This is all a WITCH HUNT RIGGED!!!!!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Donald Von Shitzenpants ()
Date: May 07, 2024 01:44PM

Bet his diaper is even more full today. Stormy Daniels took him down.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Gerry Onion Connolly ()
Date: May 07, 2024 02:57PM

I can eat cheese whiz all day Brown Onion. You have to take enemas so I can bombard your bowels. It’s a tax payer service I’m happy to do as after all you like it and it cleans you out!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 07, 2024 08:32PM

Fried chicken and soda tonight. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Crap ()
Date: May 08, 2024 09:18PM

Eat well and exercise. Drink water. Take fiber. Problem solved !

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 09, 2024 03:34PM

Roy Rogers Roast beef sandwiches. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 09, 2024 10:57PM

What a wonderful man president trump is. He is willing to go bail us for the people and our constitution. I’m so proud of him!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 09, 2024 11:31PM

Stormy how are your BOWELS? Am so tired of CROOKED JOE BIDENS WITCH HUNT. PRESIDENT TRUMP loves GOD, HIS FAMILY, HIS COUNTRY, our flag. Sitting on the groan throne looking at pictures of PRESIDENT TRUMP. I know he’s busy but I ordered his official Bible. He is a CHRISTIAN while CROOKED JOE BIDEN probably sets up new cases to steal another election. Him and BARACK OBAMA are attacking patriot, who’s willing to go to jail for the constitution. I pray for him and our nation, to vote him in again overwhelmingly. He’s a genius who will always do what’s best for this county!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Joe Biden Man ()
Date: May 10, 2024 08:06AM

Your guy has poop issues Brown

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Boiled onion. ()
Date: May 10, 2024 08:17AM

I am working a half day today. Going to hit up Zaxby's at 11 to get some wings and strips as well as ice cream! My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 10, 2024 06:19PM

Buffalo wings, French fries, beer. My bowels got this. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2024 11:13PM

Matilda and the rugrats were here. Am close to telling the 11 year old not to visit my house anymore, as he has a Biden Sticker on his backpack. I’m so angry and frustrated, that he’d dare to support the evil man who’s running election interference against President Donald Trump.

That turd annoys me now. My bowels are irritated. I will be praying with my President Trump Bible for answers.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 11, 2024 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been eating a lot of Royal Farm chicken lately. 5am guy eats lunch at 3am and 5am guy has limited choices for food at that time. 5am guy is sad that Dennys closed up because they used to be open 24 hours.
5am guy send best wishes to all!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2024 03:48PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> eating a lot of Royal Farm chicken lately. 5am guy
> eats lunch at 3am and 5am guy has limited choices
> for food at that time. 5am guy is sad that Dennys
> closed up because they used to be open 24 hours.
> 5am guy send best wishes to all!


Oh dear! Heavens no! I’ll pray to God, Jesus, and President Trump for your bowels. Hope something is left.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2024 10:46PM

Stormy Daniels is rigged. The last election was rigged. Court was rigged. President Trumps teleprompters are rigged. His time at NJ today was rigged.

As I sit here drinking coffee, and smoking a cigarette, stimulants are good at getting your bowels moving. These dilate your starfish, as also your colon will speed things up. If you could please pray for my bowels I’d appreciate it. Based on what the rectal mirror shows, there could be damage that I cannot walk away from. It could be Mitch McConnell the turtle rolling out. My hope is a #2 #2, but odds aren’t looking so good.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Deacon Peekin ()
Date: May 12, 2024 01:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Stormy Daniels is rigged. The last election was
> rigged. Court was rigged. President Trumps
> teleprompters are rigged. His time at NJ today was
> rigged.
>
> As I sit here drinking coffee, and smoking a
> cigarette, stimulants are good at getting your
> bowels moving. These dilate your starfish, as also
> your colon will speed things up. If you could
> please pray for my bowels I’d appreciate it.
> Based on what the rectal mirror shows, there could
> be damage that I cannot walk away from. It could
> be Mitch McConnell the turtle rolling out. My hope
> is a #2 #2, but odds aren’t looking so good.

I will say a prayer to saint Bonaventure , the patron saint of bowels and I will light a candle in the sanctuary for them as well. Bless you son.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2024 09:27PM

God bless you Deacon. I wasn’t aware of Saint Bonaventure. Does this Saint have bowel problems in Heaven, or does he heal colons? Appreciate your reverence, as I’m grateful to God, Jesus, and President Trump. Once he’s reelected my bowels will be healed as he always keeps his promises. He’s a wonderful patriot who cares about all of us.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2024 09:51PM

This is for discussing bowels, not drug junkie crap. That’s bad for your bowels and brains. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Don Diaper ()
Date: May 13, 2024 03:32PM

Racist xenophobic Brown Onion: Trump lost in 2020 to President Joe Biden. He’s not crooked but your guy with the drug problem and diaper issues is. Trump is going to get trounced again, whether he’s in jail or not. Bankrupt, sleazy, con artist. I’m also banging Melania.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 13, 2024 04:49PM

Pepperoni pizza, wings, coke. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 13, 2024 05:05PM

Brown Onion and I play a game, where I throw lawn darts in his asshole. Whenever I get one in that’s “the starfish has been caught.” He loves this or lining up his ass for a bowling ball. Strike! Spares are when I miss his hole but get his butt cheeks. He also loves to write “Brown onion was here” in on bathroom walls with his poop. He’s got some strange fetishes. Don’t smell his fingers.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 04:53PM

I see the superior bowel people, with their smug attitudes are represented.

What if your colon made its appearance known daily, or your starfish was plundered by dropping off cinder blocks? Would you be so happy? I doubt it. Shame on you as God will punish you for this mocking behavior of the bowel trodden holy servants who help others.

Today was a successful day. I took my Buick out and ran over some worthless people. Also I managed to drink a half gallon of castor oil. This is going to be a #2 2 God willing. Also President Trumps campaign office, promised that bowel issues would be addressed.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Finger ()
Date: May 14, 2024 05:31PM

What did Don do for your bowels his last time around? Nothing.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 06:11PM

Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle but they LIED.

Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but my that does not make up for the violent buggering I endured and am still suffering from. Next time I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a rough hewn wooden fence post.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Welcome Wagon Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 06:56PM

Violated Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am
> barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in
> Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered
> and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle
> but they LIED.
>
> Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but
> my that does not make up for the violent buggering
> I endured and am still suffering from. Next time
> I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a
> rough hewn wooden fence post.


Welcome to the Bowels Brotherhood. Don't worry the bleeding should stop on its own within a few hours. If rhe pain persists, I'm sure old Mr. Brown Onion will give your sphincter a nice soothing tongue bath. Ask him to put ice cubes in his mouth while he eats your ass. It feels niiiice!

You're lucky it wasn't one of the Red Onion alumni that broke you in. Those guys are rough; they can literally tear you a new asshole, as TJ Sadler can attest.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Sadler Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 07:46PM

TJ Sadler is on the receiving end in jail because he is young and still a new guy in the penal system.. By now Thomas has become accustomed to being buggered by naked hairy men, and no longer even imagines that Megan, Monique, or Sylvanna is pegging him while he gets railed.

When (or if) TJ is eventually released, he will have a taste for "man asses" and he will become one of the bowels brothers scat fetishists. Brown Onion's mouth is watering at that thought.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: popsicle ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:07PM

Violated Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am
> barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in
> Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered
> and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle
> but they LIED.
>
> Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but
> my that does not make up for the violent buggering
> I endured and am still suffering from. Next time
> I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a
> rough hewn wooden fence post.


Go to the store and get yourself a case of freezer pops. An icy cold popsicle inserted up your anus is duaranteed to soothe a wrecked rectum. Brown Onion himself prefers grape. The chocolate fudge popsicles are nice too.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:14PM

Complaining about President Trump continues. President Kennedy who would be a republican said, and I remember this well, “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. President Trump embodies these values as he could be going to jail for us and the Constitution. He is the American Nelson Mandela. He’s a great patriot who loves his country, citizens, and flags. He’s incredibly intelligent.

Right now have a lot of smug superior bowel people here. Yet I have no doubt the good lord will show them the error of their ways. When they pass cinder blocks or a basketball, they must pray repentance!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Hey Brown Rapist ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Right now have a lot of smug superior bowel people
> here. Yet I have no doubt the good lord will show
> them the error of their ways. When they pass
> cinder blocks or a basketball, they must pray
> repentance!


Neither Trump nor Gerry Connolly like rapists or pedophiles. All your politician bowels buddies are gonna drop you like a hot potato for fucking that kids ass up like that.

You better repent if you ever want Gerry Connolly or Pres. Trump in your bowels ever again.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Judge Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2024 08:26PM

Brown Onion should apologize to that kid.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Bleeding Anus ()
Date: May 14, 2024 11:52PM

Brown Onion better watch out my dad is pissed. My mom found my bloody underpants and made me tell her what Brown Onion and his gay lover did. I told her it started out consensual but she said that with me being 13 and him a grown ass man, that makes him a pedophile. Plus she said anal sex shouldn't make your butthole bleed like that and he must have done it wrong. She told my dad and he got super angry.

First Dad said he was going to open up Brown Onion with the gasoline auger drill we use to dig fence post holes, but he changed his mind and says that was too kind. So he is hooking up the horse trailer now and going to bring our big stallion over to Brown Onion's house and make him take the whole horse dick. That stallion's dick is like 3 feet long and will penetrate Brown Onion's guts.

On the plus side for Brown Onion my dad is not charging the stud fee which is usually like $12,000.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 15, 2024 10:12AM

Donuts, Lays potato chips, Coke soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Eat Fruits ()
Date: May 15, 2024 10:30AM

Maybe if you all ate appropriately?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 11:03AM

CROOKED JOE BIDEN is STUPIDLY DESPERATE. He’s agreed to debate President Donald Trump. I hope the president declines this, as there’s no need to waste time with this ice cream loving village idiot.

Yet as it’s his choice, on the TRUMP TRAIN to another resounding victory.

I hope all pray for PRESIDENT TRUMP, bowels of those who have IBS. Today have a doctors appointment, and not looking forward to this assembly line of cruel demeaning people.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Quit buggering kids ()
Date: May 15, 2024 11:05AM

Stop fucking underage boys in the ass

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 11:48AM

Quit buggering kids Wrote:
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> Stop fucking underage boys in the ass


I see CROOKED JOE BIDENS LYING GAS LIGHTING UNHINGED CHILD ABUSER PEDO CLOWNS ATTACK me and PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. The swamp is active. And this one isn’t my colons delivery system either. Leave your NONSENSE out of our discussion of bowel problems you SICK DOG. TRUMP will be REELECTED. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fuck off Pedo ()
Date: May 15, 2024 12:35PM

Donald Trump don't like pedophiles

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 12:40PM

Brown Onion dodged getting ass raped by our stallion last night. My dad had the horse trailer hooked up and was in the stable when mom finally convinced him that the horse could get injured while fucking my rapist. Dad is still set on revenge though. He was adjusting the carb on the gas powered auger drill this morning.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Toasted Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2024 01:14PM

Is this that kid who volunteers for Trump? He talks a big game but he doesn't look even close to 18. I hear his mom is a freak though.

I saw him and a girl playing with horse shit at the Gold Cup so he is a future Brother in Bowels, -- provided Brown Onion didn't permanently damage his starfish.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: important question for Brown ()
Date: May 15, 2024 01:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Matilda and the rugrats were here. Am close to
> telling the 11 year old not to visit my house
> anymore

How are his bowels? How does an 11 year old asshole taste?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 16, 2024 08:19PM

Pizza wings soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2024 09:39PM

So tired of the smug demented CROOKED JOE BIDEN PEDO fans here. PRESIDENT TRUMP is a CHRISTIAN, CROOKED JOE BIDEN could be the ANTICHRIST.

My bowels are on their last leg tonight. Is it too late for castor oil? Maybe WD40 works in a pinch?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Pot meet kettle ()
Date: May 16, 2024 09:45PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So tired of the smug demented CROOKED JOE BIDEN
> PEDO fans here.


You ass raped a 13 year old and an 11 year old. That makes you a pedophile.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: d94h9 ()
Date: May 16, 2024 09:52PM

Whoa!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: politicians ()
Date: May 16, 2024 11:19PM

Whats so special about getting buttfucked by Gerry Connolly and Donald Trump?

Isn't Joe Biden popular among the bowels buddies for his soiled diapers? Lots of nice fresh squishy presidential poo to play with?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 17, 2024 04:21AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight. 5am guy will be done working in about 3 hours. 5am guy will get the next two nights off but 5am guy has to work 8 straight nights after that so that others can have the holiday weekend off. 5am guys employer does this to 5am guy because 5am guy has no family and no life. This causes 5am guy to have digestive problems. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone here.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Purple Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 12:16PM

politicians Wrote:
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> Whats so special about getting buttfucked by Gerry
> Connolly and Donald Trump?
>
> Isn't Joe Biden popular among the bowels buddies
> for his soiled diapers? Lots of nice fresh squishy
> presidential poo to play with?


The only one getting buttfucked by Gerry Connolly and Donald Trump is Brown Onion. Us other onions just fuck each other.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: May 17, 2024 06:32PM

See how BO and others don’t talk or acknowledge incontinence?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 08:19PM

Mr Brown Undies, do you support CROOKED JOE BIDEN or President Trump.

Today I sit in my living room recliner, with my official Trump Bible. I do wish the recliner arm to lean back instead would open up a groan throne to the sewer lines. I do wonder if what leaves our bowels, where does it go, and at what speed to the Water Authority Place. Does anyone know?

I also wonder if this building that handles shit, could be named the CROOKED JOE BIDEN Center.

When we have something other than the optimal #2 #2, does this slow the pipes down? Tis a shame that someone has to deal with our shit.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 10:58PM

I sit on the groan throne later. The rectal mirror is disturbing. There’s a storm coming. Will have the midwives start, and have a belt to bite down on, as they do what they must with my breathing exercises.

They say it’s impossible to have a television near the groan throne. I want to watch Sean Hannity’s show. Does anyone hear install televisions in bathrooms here? I’ll buy the television, and pay someone a few dirty dollars worth for this.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2024 11:43PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> They say it’s impossible to have a television
> near the groan throne. I want to watch Sean
> Hannity’s show. Does anyone hear install
> televisions in bathrooms here? I’ll buy the
> television, and pay someone a few dirty dollars
> worth for this.

You are going to jail soon I hear they have televisions there. My dad talked to the prosecutor today and he knows you rape little boys. He knows that other kid is 2 years younger than me, only ELEVEN years old you are a sick fuck.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2024 09:25AM

Slander and libel are in the civil suits. Be wary of accusing my bowels or I of committing any crime. You best cease and desist, or I will see to it you pay for character defamation. No doubt you’re an angry CROOKED JOE BIDEN traitor, but keep this up and you leave my bowels and I no choice. Child sex abuse is disgusting. I may not like how the rugrats treat Matilda or I, but you will pay financially if you keep this up.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Pastures Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2024 12:02PM

A leader speaks people cry. Brown Onion is speaking a truth. He is a leader of people who do have IBS and other conditions. I have Crohns and it is painful. His education, his helping people, and speaking hard truths is something I appreciate. He has demystified something we still can’t generally talk about. I hope to be more vocal, yet am not ready to go to churches and other places. Is Brown Onions humor not always polite or funny? Sure but if our president, former president, and others can use vulgarities so can we.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Biden Fan ()
Date: May 18, 2024 11:20PM

Trump falls asleep in court. Looks like the stimulants have made him repeatedly shit himself. He’s a racist shit.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Admit it... . ()
Date: May 18, 2024 11:32PM

Biden Fan Wrote:
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> Trump falls asleep in court. Looks like the
> stimulants have made him repeatedly shit himself.
> He’s a racist shit.


You want to play with his diaper and fuck him up his ass

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 19, 2024 12:21AM

Wings and beer. My bowels got this!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Freaky Fucker Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 12:29AM

Turds and cum. My stomach loves it.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 12:36AM

BO owns space un your brain. Your comments prove if

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 07:44PM

I think my IBS is worse to the commie left media. They were horrible to American GI’s in Nam. Perhaps tonight I’ll crap out Hanoi Jane.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Pegged by a commie ()
Date: May 19, 2024 07:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my IBS is worse to the commie left media.
> They were horrible to American GI’s in Nam.
> Perhaps tonight I’ll crap out Hanoi Jane.

Brown Onion is getting pegged by commie actress Jane Fonda. That must mean he is still on the run from the cops for his child molestation charges.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 19, 2024 08:04PM

Violated Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his gay lover raped me, and I am
> barely 13 years old. Before I met the Brothers in
> Bowels my hole was a virgin. Now it is battered
> and bleeding. They promised they would be gentle
> but they LIED.
>
> Brown Onion licked me clean and sucked me off, but
> my that does not make up for the violent buggering
> I endured and am still suffering from. Next time
> I am going to ream Brown Onion's asshole with a
> rough hewn wooden fence post.


That was all my lover Brown Onion. I did not rape that kid; I was busy fluffing Gerry Connolly and getting him ready to enter Brown Onion's own asshole.

When heard a scream I turned around and saw the kid running away from Brown. The kid had his pants around his ankles and blood was running down his cheeks and legs.

It made for a chaotic evening.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 08:15PM

Mr Brown Onion doesn’t deserve this dissing. He helped me, when I had problems with my dad and the obese neighbor. Their grilling of unhealthy foods, and Brown’s encouragement, helped me to become a nurse. I’m out of college now, working as a nurse, and I don’t like that you’re giving my mentor a hard time.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 19, 2024 08:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hate what I see in the rectal mirror. My best
> guess is Gerry Connolly is going to slide through
> my starfish.

Gerry Connolly heard the that 13-year-old kid kid scream when Brown Onion ripped his asshole open.

Gerry was already rock hard and didn't bat an eye as he spun around and plunged his Democrat Dong into Brown Onion's sphincter. Gerry was balls-deep and pounding away mercilessly when the kid fled out the door and shouted something about calling the cops. Gerry did about 10 more strokes before he exploded inside Brown Onion. In the wink of an eye, Gerry wiped his cock on Brown's discarded panties, pulled up his trousers, and followed the kid out the door.

We haven't seen either Gerry or the kid since. The kid's parents have called the Sweet Spot land line but Brown didn't answer.

This will likely blow over in a few weeks.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 19, 2024 08:43PM

Whopper with cheese, fries, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: nothing to see here ()
Date: May 19, 2024 08:44PM

important question for Brown Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Matilda and the rugrats were here. Am close to
> > telling the 11 year old not to visit my house
> > anymore
>
> How are his bowels? How does an 11 year old
> asshole taste?


Molesting an 11-year-old after raping a 13-year-old is what makes a serial offender. However because Brown Onion and his gay lover are tight with Connolly and the Democrat pedos, nothing will happen.

The Brothers in Bowels were ringleader of the Comet Pizza pedo gang and they got away with that as well.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: ABC Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2024 09:13PM

A vast right wing conspiracy doesn’t sound stupid or nuts anymore. BO and others here. Hillary was correct. Deplorables.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Maui Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 12:39AM

No coincidence that Gerry Connolly was up in Brown Onion's starfish the same night the 13 yr old kid showed up at Brown Onion's residence. It was probably Rep. Connolly that lured the kid over. Connolly got Mr. Brown worked up into a state of blind lust knowing full well what would happen.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing ()
Date: May 20, 2024 01:01AM

Greener Onion Wrote:
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> I’m out of college now, working as a
> nurse, and I don’t like that you’re giving my
> mentor a hard time.

I'm Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon and assorted night classes at the Knoxville, Tennessee School of Faith Healing.

You seem like a lovely little nurse and I bet you have a sweet little starfish. How would you like to come work for me? I've got some stirrups in my exam room just waiting for your heels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 04:00PM

I guarantee you President Trump is completely acquitted at this CROOKED JOE BIDEN trial in NY. My bowels say legal expense. President Trump is an honest businessman and patriot!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Date: May 20, 2024 05:40PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I guarantee you President Trump is completely
> acquitted at this CROOKED JOE BIDEN trial in NY.
> My bowels say legal expense. President Trump is an
> honest businessman and patriot!

Hey Brown, aren't you going to host a political fundraiser for Donald Trump and Gerry Connolly, and invite all the Brothers in Bowels? I'm willing to help with the arrangements, so let's decide on a date. Remember that driver of the septic pumping truck offered to deliver a full load for free, but he needs to put the sweet spot on the route.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: May 20, 2024 07:15PM

I miss Mr bravo as he was funny and made incontinence better.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Legal Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 08:17PM

It's a great that Brown Onion wants to host a fundraiser for President Trump and Rep. Connolly's reelection campaigns. But in light of the child rape allegations he would be wise to hold off for a few weeks. In fact because Brown Onion publicly admitted to having relations with the 11-year-old, he might be better advised to lay low or leave the country until after the election.

Thailand is bowel-friendly and nice this time of year. They are more tolerant of anal perversions there as well.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 09:09PM

As a nurse, Mr Brown Onion was helpful to me, getting into this career field. He always encouraged me despite an impolite dad, and I don’t like the false accusations against such a good man. I think you all belong in the hospital psych ward.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Realistic Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 09:19PM

Greener Onion Wrote:
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> As a nurse, Mr Brown Onion was helpful to me,
> getting into this career field. He always
> encouraged me despite an impolite dad, and I
> don’t like the false accusations against such a
> good man. I think you all belong in the hospital
> psych ward.


If you take advice from a guy who wants his recliner to be a toilet, you might want to check in there

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2024 10:14PM

My bowels hurt. I know the rectal mirror shows. If you’ve seen the movie Armageddon, “this is the anomaly.” Or The Towering Inferno, the look of that firefighter with his eyes stunned, that is what might be happening soon to my poor starfish. Colon bowling and perhaps the midwives will have to do a Caesarean, as I just don’t know how castor oil will work.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing ()
Date: May 20, 2024 11:24PM

Greener Onion Wrote:
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> As a nurse, Mr Brown Onion was helpful to me,
> getting into this career field. He always
> encouraged me despite an impolite dad, and I
> don’t like the false accusations against such a
> good man. I think you all belong in the hospital
> psych ward.

Hello there Miss Greener Onion,

I am quite intrigued would like to get to know you and your sweet little bowels. As a virile and accomplished medical doctor, I love, love, love, LOVE young nurses. My specialty is proctology and the sphincter is my favorite part of a woman. I am always looking to hire an attractive nurse with willing eager bowels.

I have 10:00 am Wednesday available. Come to my office and let me give you a free rectal exam and job interview. Lounge back on my exam table, rest your heels in the padded stirrups, and allow the Doctor to peer deep into your bowels. You will cum harder than you ever have cum before as I eat out your asshole and work magic with my tongue. As you beg for my cock, I will slide it in your starfish and hit the bullseye on your anal G-spot. You will orgasm again when my cock explodes and the jizz blasts out the nooks and crannies of your colon like a pressure washer. Then we can play with what comes out.

When you work for me, we can block off an exam room every day for buttsex and scat play. Sounds good doesn't it. See you Wednesday.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2024 03:26PM

Leave greener onion alone. He’s a nice young man who has done well. Im proud of him. Let’s be normal. How are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing ()
Date: May 21, 2024 07:50PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Leave greener onion alone. He’s a nice young man
> who has done well. Im proud of him. Let’s be
> normal. How are your bowels?

Egad, a man? Are you certain? How big is his/her dick? Perhaps she just had an exceptionally large clit? In a pile of naked bodies wallowing in feces, how do you know whose private parts you were observing?

Seriously, although I would prefer a female, if she/he is a male nurse he is certainly gay. Therefore I could use the services of his tongue to massage my own prostrate.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Bulldyke ()
Date: May 21, 2024 08:01PM

Nurses are usually female. Maybe she is a butch.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2024 09:44PM

Nurses are men and women you nitwits. A bunch of mental midgets. The IQ and lack of respect for greener and those of us with IBS is abysmal. Your immaturity and disregard is appalling.

Be grateful that your rectal mirror and midwives aren’t discussing goulash. The straps will be in my mouth as I eject at least large bricks. My concern is SUV’s. Billy Bob Thornton and his friends at NASA will probably be online, discussing the anomalies over the World Wide Web with the president.

“What do we do?” “Pray.” Tonight I do so under God, Jesus, and President Donald J Trump.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Skywatch Weather ()
Date: May 21, 2024 09:48PM

Nice looking moon tonight.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2024 09:49PM

Brown onion is an idiot. I am a woman; a biological female. I was born female and I identify as female.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 21, 2024 10:00PM

Fried chicken, Oreo cookies, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Roger Penn ()
Date: May 22, 2024 02:10PM

Aging isn’t fun always.

I remember as a young man. Carefree.

Not sure I concur with vulgarities here, but do identify with some comments, as IBS is a struggle. Finally did find a compassionate doctor.

My hope is people will be more willing to talk about this.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 23, 2024 08:52AM

IHOP pancakes, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Vidalia Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2024 09:12AM

Greener Onion is definitely female. She and I are Sisters in Bowels (SiB's) and I know her very well, including in the Biblical sense. We have both shit on Brown Onion at scat parties but neither of us have ever fucked him.

The reason Brown Onion is claiming Greener has a dick is because he is gay and will never fuck either of us.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Slammy Dennys ()
Date: May 23, 2024 01:22PM

Today going to show bowels who their boss is at Dennys. What should I order?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2024 07:45PM

So many ideas about President cognitive tests, drug tests, but nothing about bowels?

Our nation needs this. President Donald Trump has the bowels for the job, unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN. Joes bowels are probably worse than mine.

I wish presidential debate moderators would start with, “let’s discuss your bowels.”

President Trumps blessed by God bowels get the appropriate golden groan throne on his awesome and amazing airplane. I wonder if ever at 35,000 feet he thinks, “that’s a high ass shit.”

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Stable Genius ()
Date: May 23, 2024 08:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So many ideas about President cognitive tests,
> drug tests, but nothing about bowels?
>
> Our nation needs this. President Donald Trump has
> the bowels for the job, unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
> Joes bowels are probably worse than mine.
>
> I wish presidential debate moderators would start
> with, “let’s discuss your bowels.”
>
> President Trumps blessed by God bowels get the
> appropriate golden groan throne on his awesome and
> amazing airplane. I wonder if ever at 35,000 feet
> he thinks, “that’s a high ass shit.”

Figures you enjoy the disgusting and disgraceful ex president. These stupid comments of yours aren’t funny nor are they smart. A treasonous former pathological liar, and you want to discuss defecation at altitude. You’re insane!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Roger Penn ()
Date: May 24, 2024 07:16AM

IBS is a tough condition.

What helped me was a wonderful doctor, plus some over the counter options.

Metamucil fiber bars with a cup of coffee. Fruits and vegetables. Also I cannot say this enough.

Walking and water. These two will be helpful to everyone.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Violated Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 07:23AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So many ideas about President cognitive tests,
> drug tests, but nothing about bowels?
>
> Our nation needs this. President Donald Trump has
> the bowels for the job, unlike CROOKED JOE BIDEN.
> Joes bowels are probably worse than mine.
>
> I wish presidential debate moderators would start
> with, “let’s discuss your bowels.”
>
> President Trumps blessed by God bowels get the
> appropriate golden groan throne on his awesome and
> amazing airplane. I wonder if ever at 35,000 feet
> he thinks, “that’s a high ass shit.”


My dad says the cops are looking for you. He says when they find you and put you in jail your the other inmates are going destroy your bowels because they don't like pedophiles.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 24, 2024 08:41AM

French toast, ham, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Angry Mother ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:08AM

My son was also approached and solicited by Brown Onion. Mr. Brown Onion gave my son, who is 14, a box of Depends undergarments and asked him to wear and poop in them, and he would pay $20 for each shit filled undergarment.

My son came home distressed and also reported that during the encounter Brown Onion had touched him on the buttocks inappriately.

I have contacted the Vienna Police Department as regarding the pedophile feces fetishist Brown Onion.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:21AM

You need to grow up. Mr Brown Onion encouraged my college and medical work. He inspired me. I lived with a not so nice father, and his obese neighbor friend. I’m fine with they got married, but mom and grandma were devastated. Mr Brown Onion got me to go into nursing. Originally I was to work gastroenterology. I didn’t like it but now work in the cardiac unit. Mr Brown Onion is a good member of the community.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:32AM

During my undergraduate days several friends and I used to wear adult diapers and sell them to Brown Onion. We were all over 18 and we never let Brown Onion actually touch us.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Greener Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 09:41AM

Mr. Brown Onion is a big supporter of our "shitshows" on OnlyFans. At the shit fetish parties Mr. Brown Onion is usually polite and not overly aggressive. He is happy to lie on his back under a bottomless chair and take a deuce or stream of liquid poop on his face. Occasionally Mr. Brown Onion will ask to clean your starfish with his tongue, but he isn't pushy about it.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: McDonald’s Mark ()
Date: May 24, 2024 12:59PM

The Oreo McFlurry will tear your ass up!

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Roger Penn ()
Date: May 24, 2024 06:34PM

I don’t wish to offend, but let’s keep this open for people with IBS and other conditions.

There’s a lot of anger here. My recommendation is a psychiatrist, or even therapy, as I’m not sure why people interfere with reasonable medical care.

Am about 60, and Crohn’s still needs a cure.

How about supporting each other, and being more positive? Negative emotions can make IBS and related maladies worse.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: May 24, 2024 06:45PM

Got the grill fired up. Shut up Roger! You want a burger or hotdog?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Göthen ()
Date: May 24, 2024 06:57PM

Keto diet is tearing me up

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2024 08:00PM

President Trump and his group of men with red ties, project kindness and empathy.

I believe one day, as I pray every night, that President Trunp will visit me as I sit on the groan throne. He won’t look down upon me for not having the golden one he has. Instead he will ask about my problems, and he will pray with me and the midwives. Also he will give a blessing, and his personal physician Dr Ron Jackson will cure my IBS. At their level of power, their wisdom and faith, I know they will heal my bowels immediately. Amen.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr Obvious ()
Date: May 24, 2024 08:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> President Trump and his group of men with red
> ties, project kindness and empathy.
>
> I believe one day, as I pray every night, that
> President Trunp will visit me as I sit on the
> groan throne. He won’t look down upon me for not
> having the golden one he has. Instead he will ask
> about my problems, and he will pray with me and
> the midwives. Also he will give a blessing, and
> his personal physician Dr Ron Jackson will cure my
> IBS. At their level of power, their wisdom and
> faith, I know they will heal my bowels
> immediately. Amen.


Dementia, mental illness, or all of the above?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr Obvious ()
Date: May 24, 2024 08:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> President Trump and his group of men with red
> ties, project kindness and empathy.
>
> I believe one day, as I pray every night, that
> President Trunp will visit me as I sit on the
> groan throne. He won’t look down upon me for not
> having the golden one he has. Instead he will ask
> about my problems, and he will pray with me and
> the midwives. Also he will give a blessing, and
> his personal physician Dr Ron Jackson will cure my
> IBS. At their level of power, their wisdom and
> faith, I know they will heal my bowels
> immediately. Amen.


Dementia, mental illness, or all of the above?

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Dr Obvious ()
Date: May 24, 2024 08:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> President Trump and his group of men with red
> ties, project kindness and empathy.
>
> I believe one day, as I pray every night, that
> President Trunp will visit me as I sit on the
> groan throne. He won’t look down upon me for not
> having the golden one he has. Instead he will ask
> about my problems, and he will pray with me and
> the midwives. Also he will give a blessing, and
> his personal physician Dr Ron Jackson will cure my
> IBS. At their level of power, their wisdom and
> faith, I know they will heal my bowels
> immediately. Amen.


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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 25, 2024 12:03PM

Burgers, brats, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: BO=Brown Pants ()
Date: May 25, 2024 02:27PM

Red ties are brown pants of this century.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Roger Penn ()
Date: May 25, 2024 03:21PM

Today I hope all are doing healthy.

Crohn’s and other medical conditions are painful.

My advice is to see a wonderful doctor. There are prescriptions.

These can be directly for the condition, or some SSRI’s for unknown reasons decrease the abdominal pain.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 25, 2024 03:49PM

The rugrats taught me how to use Truth Social on the World Wide Web. Also they keep Newsmax on my televisions, so perhaps they serve a purpose after all. I like getting my news correctly. No spin despite my bowels becoming goulash. Memorial Day Weekend is a painful one. My hope is President Trump will pay his respects at Arlington. As I look in the rectal mirror I see Hanoi Jane.

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Re: Bowels at Meal Time
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