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Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Matthew ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:15PM


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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Date: September 15, 2010 02:16PM

God needs another target.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Matthew ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:39PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> God needs another target.

The Islamic Center of Greater Cincinnati is located along I-75 just a
few miles south of the Solid Rock Church. I have suggested they
relocate the resurrected Jesus directly across the highway from the
mosque. Think they'll listen to me?

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Date: September 15, 2010 02:41PM

Matthew Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > God needs another target.
>
> The Islamic Center of Greater Cincinnati is
> located along I-75 just a
> few miles south of the Solid Rock Church. I have
> suggested they
> relocate the resurrected Jesus directly across the
> highway from the
> mosque. Think they'll listen to me?


Instead of doing that, maybe the Church can use something besides lightning-attracting steel for their plaster Jesus.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:49PM

Speaking of which, the Madonna on Sydenstricker mysteriously disappeared a month or so ago.

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 03:42PM

What? Damn muslims!


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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 15, 2010 04:08PM

Oops I meant Southampton.

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: wtlfail ()
Date: September 15, 2010 04:33PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Instead of doing that, maybe the Church can use
> something besides lightning-attracting steel for
> their plaster Jesus.


Maybe WTL can learn how to fucking read, before making stupid comments like that. If you read the article you would know better. Dumbasss. Hook on da phonics work fo me!!!

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 15, 2010 05:23PM

maybe if the arms were pointed down instead of up it wouldnt catch so much heat.

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 15, 2010 05:38PM

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 06:23PM

Oops, I thought GAYS saved.


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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 15, 2010 07:31PM

They should erect a statue of Jesus like this one, right across the street from the mosque (Facing it of course):



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: TriggerHappy ()
Date: September 16, 2010 11:09AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> They should erect a statue of Jesus like this one,
> right across the street from the mosque (Facing it
> of course):
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> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2082826967_816
> 5ca8065.jpg

The real Jesus packs an M16-A4

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: woopwoop ()
Date: October 08, 2010 12:05PM

The Madonna is back -

What's the deal with that thing? Is it a personal lawn-ornament, or is it being constructed there?

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: October 08, 2010 12:27PM

Yeah I saw it. It's a personal thing so far as I can tell. Why construct it there just to move it?

According to the facebook page for it it's made of parachute material.

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Re: Touchdown Jesus to be Resurrected
Posted by: woopwoop ()
Date: October 08, 2010 12:45PM

What's the FB Link?

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