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New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Lopter59 ()
Date: September 14, 2010 09:22PM

This is a REAL ad. It's no funny joke video.

Have Republicans lost their minds? This looks like some terrorist recruiting video.


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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 14, 2010 10:21PM

I really think we'll see some more Waco-like events in the next few years.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 14, 2010 10:40PM

She's hot. Is she as stupid sounding as the Alaskan bimbo?

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 14, 2010 10:42PM

SHE IS PRETTY AND CHRISTIAN AND LIKES TO SHOOT GUNS. ME AND MY BONER WILL BE VOTING FOR HER IN 2010.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: pas'ion ()
Date: September 14, 2010 10:55PM

wow at first I thought that was Sara Palin. Nice how they are trying to make her out to be just like momma grizzly.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: pas'ion ()
Date: September 14, 2010 10:56PM

She lost to Ben Quayle, the son of former Vice President, Dan Quayle

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 14, 2010 10:56PM

A good looking Conservative woman with a gun, can it get any better?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 14, 2010 11:15PM

Looks like someone thought "We have our own Sarah Palin right here she can't lose!" Sorry, folks. Lightning doesn't strike twice.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 15, 2010 12:34AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Looks like someone thought "We have our own Sarah
> Palin right here she can't lose!" Sorry, folks.
> Lightning doesn't strike twice.


actually, lightning strikes the same locations in repeated succession all the time. if you mean in separate storms then you are also wrong because that happens as well. in fact, lightning rods are used to prevent lightning from striking locations in the vicinity that are commonly hit that can cause fires, property damage or give a kitten a shocking surprise.

also, bulls are quit nimble and do not wreck the place, so they arent going to smash everything in a china shop.


please make a note of these facts and adjust your prejudices accordingly.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 12:46AM

'The Meeper' wrote:
> "I really think we'll see some more Waco-like
events in the next few years."

Only if Liberal Democrat child-murdering nutcases like Janet Reno
are allowed to trample the Amercian citizen's Constitutional rights
to own firearms and practice religion. Then, we just might see
another Waco-esque incident.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 15, 2010 01:47AM

Another republican ad...


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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:39AM

i hope john dennis gets sued for copyright infringement. i cant believe i watched that.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:50AM

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 03:00AM

Vince(1) is defending Lady GaGa in the comments section right
now over on youtube, cosigning himself with sock accounts.

Unfucking believable!

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 15, 2010 08:41AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I really think we'll see some more Waco-like
> events in the next few years.


I'll take another Waco over another 9/11 any day of the week.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 15, 2010 08:42AM

Lol, I already called Pelosi the W.W.W, and I know a ton of other people have too, so that commercial is spot on.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 15, 2010 08:59AM

I don't agree with the TEA party on much but I sure do appreciate all the MILFs we're seeing running for office. This election cycle will be much easier on the eyes. Just sayin'

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:07AM

justsayin Wrote:
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> I don't agree with the TEA party on much but I
> sure do appreciate all the MILFs we're seeing
> running for office. This election cycle will be
> much easier on the eyes. Just sayin'

Agreed, because aesthetics are how a candidate should be judged. Sure, they're responsible for millions, billions, trillions of dollars, the safety of the population, the enacting of laws to promote growth and prosperity for our country, and representation of the peoples' interests, but who gives a shit?

My boner will vote Republican.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:20AM

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:22AM

GAY-Mr. Meohisto wrote:

> Agreed, because aesthetics are how a candidate should be judged.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE ONE TO JUDGE BY AESTHETICS

> "Sure, they're responsible for millions, billions,
> trillions of dollars, the safety of the population,
> the enacting of laws to promote growth and prosperity
> for our country, and representation of the peoples'
> interests,"

AND YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU JUDGE THEM BY THEIR
AETHETICS THAT THEY ARE NOT CAPABLE OF PERFORMING SAID
DUTIES? IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU MEPHISTO, WHO FACILITATE
THE WAGE GAP AMONG PHD HOLDERS OF 15,000 DOLLARS PER YEAR
BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

> "but who gives a shit?"

CERTAINLY YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY.

> "My boner will vote Republican."

WRONG, YOUR BONER WILL VOTE -GAY.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:44AM

Faggot@AOL Wrote:
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> SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE ONE TO JUDGE BY AESTHETICS

NO U

> AND YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU JUDGE THEM BY
> THEIR AETHETICS THAT THEY ARE NOT CAPABLE OF PERFORMING
> SAID DUTIES?

THEY AREN'T TRYING TO SELL US HER ABILITY TO LEAD, THEY'RE SELLING US A MODERATELY-ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. SARAH PALIN'S IN THE SAME BOAT. NOBODY HAS A GODDAMN CLUE WHAT THAT WOMAN'S GOOD FOR, BUT HER NOT-HIDEOUS FACE SAYS CATCHPHRASES THAT APPEAL TO THE SIMPLE-MINDED MOUTH-BREATHERS THAT SUPPORT HER. WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS BROAD OR SARAH PALIN ARE QUALIFIED LEADERS?

> IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU MEPHISTO, WHO
> FACILITATE THE WAGE GAP AMONG PHD HOLDERS OF 15,000 DOLLARS
> PER YEAR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

ACTUALLY, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE SARAH PALIN WHO SET WOMEN'S RIGHTS BACK ABOUT 40 YEARS. "OH HOW CUTE, THIS GIRL SHOOTS GUNS AND HUNTS AND TALKS ABOUT BEING A MAMA GRIZZLY HOCKEY MOM. THAT'S SO DARLING."

BESIDES, IF WOMEN DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY'RE GETTING PAID, MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST QUIT. GODDAMN DUAL-INCOME HOUSEHOLDS ARE WHAT'S CAUSING INFLATION AND HIGHER COSTS OF LIVING.


> CERTAINLY YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY.

YOU'RE GAY.

> WRONG, YOUR BONER WILL VOTE -GAY.

YOUR BONER WILL VOTE GAY!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Another republican ad...
>
>


I like that he takes out Pelosi with a bucket of FREEDOM.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Oopa ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:55AM

I would not be surprised to see the Republicans use one of "The Real Housewives" as a VP candidate in 2012. LMAO!

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:59AM

Oopa Wrote:
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> I would not be surprised to see the Republicans
> use one of "The Real Housewives" as a VP candidate
> in 2012. LMAO!




The Salahi broad would make a great Republican politician.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 11:13AM

GAY-Mr. Mephisto wrote:

> "THEY AREN'T TRYING TO SELL US HER ABILITY TO LEAD,
> THEY'RE SELLING US A MODERATELY-ATTRACTIVE WOMAN."

Well, we voted a PRESIDENT in on aesthetics,
he he had no ability or track record fot that matter.
Some might go as far as to already chalk up his entire
run as a failure.

> "SARAH PALIN'S IN THE SAME BOAT. NOBODY HAS A GODDAMN CLUE
> WHAT THAT WOMAN'S GOOD FOR,"

Because YOU see no value in her existence, or her political
service, or the role she played in the first racist-racial
election the US has held, does NOT validate you or make your
opinion any more relevant.

> "BUT HER NOT-HIDEOUS FACE SAYS CATCHPHRASES THAT APPEAL TO
> THE SIMPLE-MINDED MOUTH-BREATHERS THAT SUPPORT HER."

How about the knuckle dragging chimps that vote for Democrats that
do nothing but talk in circles while wielding FALSE promises?

> "WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS BROAD OR SARAH PALIN ARE
> QUALIFIED LEADERS?"

Well if prior political service as a long standing Governor does
not do it for you, then please tell me why I must validate THESE WOMEN
when BARACK OBAMA needed none of the sorts, despite having a
racist pastor and attending his church for twenty years while
Jeremiah said things like "God damn America".

> "ACTUALLY, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE SARAH PALIN WHO SET WOMEN'S RIGHTS
> BACK ABOUT 40 YEARS."

Why? Because YOU say so? Gimme a break you fucking loser.

> "OH HOW CUTE, THIS GIRL SHOOTS GUNS AND HUNTS AND TALKS ABOUT
> BEING A MAMA GRIZZLY HOCKEY MOM. THAT'S SO DARLING."

Bet she is glad to know you think that, but I doubt she shoots
fully automatic weaponry to portray a 'darling' image.


> "BESIDES, IF WOMEN DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY'RE GETTING PAID, MAYBE
> THEY SHOULD JUST QUIT."

Or maybe pricks like YOU should get paid less for scrubbing out
the bathrooms at Burger Kongs.

> "GODDAMN DUAL-INCOME HOUSEHOLDS ARE WHAT'S CAUSING INFLATION AND
> HIGHER COSTS OF LIVING."

This sounds like a great reason to BAN GAY MARRAIGE.

Good thing you have figured it all out, this deficit thing was
starting to get a little bothersome.

What a FAG you are Mr. Mephistopheles. Go find an asshole to suck on.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 15, 2010 11:18AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Well, we voted a PRESIDENT in on aesthetics,

I read this far. You're not even trying anymore.

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Re: New Republican Ads Shooting Machines to Impress
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 11:40AM

It's not a matter of me trying,
it's a matter of YOU comprehending.

This fallacy of yours is a result
of what we call; 'mental retardation'.



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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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