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dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: beautyblessed ()
Date: September 12, 2010 09:32PM

You can see the Lord truly blessed me with the most beautiful milky white complexion around!


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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 12, 2010 09:47PM

OMFG, what a faggy pose.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 12, 2010 10:15PM

Sorry Meade, that's NOT milky white!

You'd be lucky to pass that off as pasty white.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: yesindeed ()
Date: September 12, 2010 10:40PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Sorry Meade, that's NOT milky white!
>
> You'd be lucky to pass that off as pasty white.
>
> .

Its called Alabaster skin .

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:36AM

jhghdsfjghkdf

OK, I'm fucking dying at the pants pulled up to his mantits, probably forming a mooseknuckle, too.

Too bad that we can see that due to the black pants.

Shucks. :(

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:43AM

Is he trying to pull off that "Victorious General " pose? Did Meade just successfully invade the North?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:47AM

Say what you wish, it takes some balls to try to rock that shirt.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:51AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Say what you wish, it takes some balls to try to
> rock that shirt.




Or mental retardation.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:51AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Say what you wish, it takes some balls to try to
> rock that shirt.


He's not "rocking" anything there! loll

I wish I could see him in real life.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:55AM

It looks like Elby's Big Boy dressed up like Johnny Cash.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:58AM

Fucking LOL.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: September 15, 2010 12:24PM

Is there like a Richmond forum we could invade to force Richmonders to face up to the fact that they have Meade Skelton?

Or we could just visit a 757 forum to mock them for being 757.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Facts ()
Date: September 15, 2010 01:05PM

How did he get in those jeans? Are they his sisters? If that button was to snap someone could loose a eye

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2010 03:42PM

Facts Wrote:
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> How did he get in those jeans? Are they his
> sisters? If that button was to snap someone could
> loose a eye




Judging from the bulging around the chest, I'd say the extra small shirt is squeezing in some man boobs.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Date: September 15, 2010 03:45PM

When you don't go outside, you have good skin.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 15, 2010 07:04PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> When you don't go outside, you have good skin.


Haha Or, you can go outside and simply avoid over exposure to the Sun (Which is what I do). Who wants to be a Twilight character? Lol. I've gone a few days without Sunlight in the Winter before, and it's God awful depressing.

Meade, we'd like to see some Halloween pics. Who you gonna' be this year?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Date: September 15, 2010 09:50PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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>
> Meade, we'd like to see some Halloween pics. Who
> you gonna' be this year?


The Great Bumpkin

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 15, 2010 11:39PM

Ummmmm, don't you mean the GAY Bumpkin?

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: September 16, 2010 12:06AM

Black jeans might actually be worse than white jeans.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 16, 2010 12:15AM

'Stinkfist' wrote:
> "Black jeans might actually be worse than white jeans."

Well other than their hair being hard to comb in
the mornings, I wouldn't go as far as to say that.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: truthhurts ()
Date: September 21, 2010 08:28PM

The sad thing is, this guy is probably better looking than 98% of the people using this site.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Date: September 21, 2010 08:30PM

truthhurts Wrote:
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> The sad thing is, this guy is probably better
> looking than 98% of the people using this site.


The sad thing is, you believe that.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 21, 2010 08:44PM

truthhurts Wrote:
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> The sad thing is, this guy is probably better
> looking than 98% of the people using this site.


naw, i know im sexy. thats why i dont look for reassurance from strangers on a message board.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2010 08:57PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> naw, i know im sexy. thats why i dont look for
> reassurance from strangers on a message board.






+1 This pic was taken of bloody blisters this morning. I'd say he looks better than Meade Skelton.



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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Josey Wales ()
Date: September 21, 2010 09:40PM

Obviously Meade was sent to us by God, looking at the sun beams surrounding his Adonis like body.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Date: September 21, 2010 09:48PM

Josey Wales Wrote:
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> Obviously Meade was sent to us by God, looking at
> the sun beams surrounding his Adonis like body.


fat-david-statue-move-dont-get-fat-campa

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody fan ()
Date: September 21, 2010 10:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > naw, i know im sexy. thats why i dont look for
> > reassurance from strangers on a message board.
>
>
>
>
>
> +1 This pic was taken of bloody blisters this
> morning. I'd say he looks better than Meade
> Skelton.
>
>
>
> -


Mmmmmm....that's how I've always imagined bloody to look

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bittertruth ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:19AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> truthhurts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The sad thing is, this guy is probably better
> > looking than 98% of the people using this site.
>
>
> The sad thing is, you believe that.

That sad thing is... its actually true.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:45AM

bittertruth Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > truthhurts Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The sad thing is, this guy is probably
> better
> > > looking than 98% of the people using this
> site.
> >
> >
> > The sad thing is, you believe that.
>
> That sad thing is... its actually true.


you would think such a good looking man like meade would be pulling in all the ladies, why hasnt there been any news about a mrs. meade (other than family) or any pictures with his girlfriends? actions speak louder than words.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:49AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
>
> you would think such a good looking man like meade
> would be pulling in all the ladies, why hasnt
> there been any news about a mrs. meade (other than
> family) or any pictures with his girlfriends?
> actions speak louder than words.





Mrs. Meade = Alias

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> Mrs. Meade = Alias


maybe you didnt see the (other than family) disclaimer.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:54AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> maybe you didnt see the (other than family)
> disclaimer.





It's how they do things in the Meade Skelton family.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:57AM

so i see, it all makes sense now. how else would alias know that meade skeleton stuffs his pants?!

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:58AM

Everyone has always known that the Skeltons keep it in the family...

Signatures are for fags
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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 12:58AM

Alias with "Betsy." As you can see, she has a nice FUPA in the jeans.


file.php?40,file=19498,filename=file.php



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2010 12:59AM by eesh.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: westfeildjunkstarr ()
Date: September 22, 2010 02:16AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias with "Betsy." As you can see, she has a nice
> FUPA in the jeans.
>
>
>


Ive seen this picture before somewhere - but not on ffu. maybe on facebook. Like a friend of a friend of a friend in my facebook stalking

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 02:18AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias with "Betsy." As you can see, she has a nice
> FUPA in the jeans.
>
>
>


FUPA "Fucking Unbelievable Piece of Ass?"

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 02:22AM

westfeildjunkstarr Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Alias with "Betsy." As you can see, she has a
> nice
> > FUPA in the jeans.
> >

> Ive seen this picture before somewhere - but not
> on ffu. maybe on facebook. Like a friend of a
> friend of a friend in my facebook stalking





It's been posted on FFXU several times. It's not on Facebook.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 02:22AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> FUPA "Fucking Unbelievable Piece of Ass?"




Fat Upper Pussy Area.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 02:53AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> so i see, it all makes sense now. how else would
> alias know that meade skeleton stuffs his pants?!


Maybe because I have eyes and know a pants stuffer when I see one.

I can also detect fake eye glasses and wigs.

I'm going to Meade's next performance and will plan on conducting a more thorough exam.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 03:09AM

take pictures. i want to see what undoctored photos of meade's "concerts" look like.

Edit: damn tyops



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2010 03:10AM by bloody blisters.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 03:10AM

> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> FUPA "Fucking Unbelievable Piece of Ass?"

You may collect $200 and pass go!



> eesh Wrote:
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> Fat Upper Pussy Area.

Go directly to jail.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Date: September 22, 2010 07:09AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias with "Betsy." As you can see, she has a nice
> FUPA in the jeans.
>
>
>

I have an urge to rent Cold Mountain now.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:05AM

If that is Alias, she needs to brush her hair
before going on photoshoots. But, the hips and thighs
make up for the lack of a brush so I will be adding
that picture to my sex-files now.


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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 22, 2010 10:18AM

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 06:38PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> take pictures. i want to see what undoctored
> photos of meade's "concerts" look like.
>

Bloody, I'm no photographer but I'll take a few shots of Meade ...from various angles.

I want a close up of his waistband, his wrist, his hair and his ear lobes. I also plan on examining those glasses closely because I think they're fake, just like that watch he always wears.
The earlobes are probably legit ...just need to make sure there is nothing glued on.

Then, I'm going to hang around him for a while ...and listen to his actual speaking voice which I am absolutely certain will sound a little different than his "acting" voice.

After my sleuthing operation is completed and my evidence safely contained in zip lock bags, I’m going to introduce myself. I'll tell him that the boys from FFXU send their regards.

Is there anything in particular that you’d like me to pass along, bloody?

I’m trying to get eesh to join me but you know how shy he is....
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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2010 07:33PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> I’m trying to get eesh to join me but you know
> how shy he is....





I'll rent a room at the Econolodge. We'll meet up and I'll show you my chubby Meade.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2010 09:46PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----

> > I’m trying to get eesh to join me but you
> know
> > how shy he is....


> I'll rent a room at the Econolodge. We'll meet up
> and I'll show you my chubby Meade.

You name parts of your body after Meade?

I'll be sure to mention that to Meade when I meet him.

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Re: dont i have beautiful skin?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 22, 2010 11:45PM

tell him, the jig is up, i know what he is.

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