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Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
Sally
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Date: September 11, 2010 04:33PM
Good afternoon, FFXU’ers.
I’m wondering if anyone knows if Harry has ever had a sex on the beach. If not, then I'd really like to surprise him with one but I’m not sure of the ingredients.
I bet Mr. Peek-a-Boo Testicles knows what I’m talking about. (if you know what I mean)
I’m wondering if anyone knows if Harry has ever had a sex on the beach. If not, then I'd really like to surprise him with one but I’m not sure of the ingredients.
I bet Mr. Peek-a-Boo Testicles knows what I’m talking about. (if you know what I mean)
Re: Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
()
Date: September 11, 2010 04:40PM
Alone again this weekend, Connie? Husband off on another "business trip"? I'm sure there is a little boy online somewhere who'd love to dust the cobwebs off your twat. Happy 9/11.
P.S. "Harry" Tuttle and "Sally" are clever names, good one.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2010 04:43PM by Gonads & Strife.
P.S. "Harry" Tuttle and "Sally" are clever names, good one.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2010 04:43PM by Gonads & Strife.
Re: Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: September 11, 2010 04:47PM
Sally Wrote:
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> Good afternoon, FFXU’ers.
its well after noon.
> but I’m not sure
> of the ingredients.
ingredients? one part sand, four parts ocean, equal parts dick and pussy, shake well and serve in a highball glass.
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> Good afternoon, FFXU’ers.
its well after noon.
> but I’m not sure
> of the ingredients.
ingredients? one part sand, four parts ocean, equal parts dick and pussy, shake well and serve in a highball glass.
Re: Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
Doctor Channard
()
Date: September 11, 2010 05:03PM
A warning to Sally about her interest in Harry Tuttle. He is a chemically imbalanced, single, and lonely black male. A very dangerous individual to say the least.
Re: Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: September 11, 2010 05:33PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Alone again this weekend, Connie? Husband off on
> another "business trip"? I'm sure there is a
> little boy online somewhere who'd love to dust the
> cobwebs off your twat. Happy 9/11.
>
>
> P.S. "Harry" Tuttle and "Sally" are clever names,
> good one.
Hey, Mr. Stick To Your Testicles, what do you think of the name Sally Tuttle?
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
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> -----
> > Good afternoon, FFXU’ers.
>
> its well after noon.
So it is! I'm not a clock person. I just look up at the sun and estimate.
> > but I’m not sure
> > of the ingredients.
>
>
> ingredients? one part sand, four parts ocean,
> equal parts dick and pussy, shake well and serve
> in a highball glass.
Well, this is throwing me off. Where's the vodka?
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> Alone again this weekend, Connie? Husband off on
> another "business trip"? I'm sure there is a
> little boy online somewhere who'd love to dust the
> cobwebs off your twat. Happy 9/11.
>
>
> P.S. "Harry" Tuttle and "Sally" are clever names,
> good one.
Hey, Mr. Stick To Your Testicles, what do you think of the name Sally Tuttle?
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good afternoon, FFXU’ers.
>
> its well after noon.
So it is! I'm not a clock person. I just look up at the sun and estimate.
> > but I’m not sure
> > of the ingredients.
>
>
> ingredients? one part sand, four parts ocean,
> equal parts dick and pussy, shake well and serve
> in a highball glass.
Well, this is throwing me off. Where's the vodka?
Re: Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: September 11, 2010 07:13PM
Sally Wrote:
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> Well, this is throwing me off. Where's the vodka?
do you own a funnel?
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>
> Well, this is throwing me off. Where's the vodka?
do you own a funnel?
Re: Sex On The Beach
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: September 12, 2010 11:04PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > Well, this is throwing me off. Where's the
> vodka?
>
> do you own a funnel?
A funnel?
I might be a yodeler but I've made a few alcoholic drinks in my career and the only time I needed a funnel was when I was filling tiny bottles with liquids from my parents’ liquor cabinet.
I was on my H.S. junior prom beverage committee, I'll have you know.
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> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Well, this is throwing me off. Where's the
> vodka?
>
> do you own a funnel?
A funnel?
I might be a yodeler but I've made a few alcoholic drinks in my career and the only time I needed a funnel was when I was filling tiny bottles with liquids from my parents’ liquor cabinet.
I was on my H.S. junior prom beverage committee, I'll have you know.