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Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: September 21, 2010 04:38PM
Why do you do this stuff? Do you crave attention?
Edit: Thanks Cary!
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2010 04:39PM by Harry Tuttle.
Edit: Thanks Cary!
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2010 04:39PM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: September 21, 2010 09:09PM
Walking thru Herndon the other day, a Mexican came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three days, so I bit him
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Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: September 21, 2010 10:11PM
Whats the easiest way to eat a vegetable?
Take them out of the wheelchair
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Take them out of the wheelchair
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Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: September 22, 2010 12:56AM
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (giggity)
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? (allllll right!)
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? (allllll right!)
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: September 22, 2010 01:18AM
what is the ultimate form of rejection?
when you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
when you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
Duhef
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Date: September 22, 2010 12:05PM
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
Who ever picks up the penny you rolled down the street.
What do you call a bunch of white people falling down the mountain?
Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people falling down the mountain?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Asian people falling down the mountain?
Thank God
What do you call a bunch of Mexican people falling down the mountain?
Prison Break!
A black guy and a spanish guy are sitting in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
How do you get a black man out of the tree?
Cut the rope.
Who ever picks up the penny you rolled down the street.
What do you call a bunch of white people falling down the mountain?
Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people falling down the mountain?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Asian people falling down the mountain?
Thank God
What do you call a bunch of Mexican people falling down the mountain?
Prison Break!
A black guy and a spanish guy are sitting in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
How do you get a black man out of the tree?
Cut the rope.
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
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Date: September 22, 2010 12:25PM
How do you kill a black man?
Hide his baby momma's WELFARE CHECK, under his WORK BOOTS.
How do you kill a Mexican?
You don't have to because when you tell him there is no more
money to be stolen from the US and that it is time to go back
to the shit-hole he came from, HE WILL KILL HIMSELF.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Hide his baby momma's WELFARE CHECK, under his WORK BOOTS.
How do you kill a Mexican?
You don't have to because when you tell him there is no more
money to be stolen from the US and that it is time to go back
to the shit-hole he came from, HE WILL KILL HIMSELF.
.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: September 22, 2010 09:27PM
whats the best way to eat chicken? throw a leg over each ear
What do do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? bob
in the freezer ? chuck
on the wall? art
on the front porch? mat
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What do do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? bob
in the freezer ? chuck
on the wall? art
on the front porch? mat
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Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
FGJSdkaj
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Date: September 23, 2010 03:07PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> whats the best way to eat chicken? throw a leg
> over each ear
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>
>
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> What do do you call a man with no arms or legs in
> the ocean? bob
>
> in
> the freezer ? chuck
>
> on
> the wall? art
>
> on
> the front porch? mat
in your ash tray?
what jews or a cigarette??! which one?!!?!
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> whats the best way to eat chicken? throw a leg
> over each ear
>
>
>
>
> What do do you call a man with no arms or legs in
> the ocean? bob
>
> in
> the freezer ? chuck
>
> on
> the wall? art
>
> on
> the front porch? mat
in your ash tray?
what jews or a cigarette??! which one?!!?!
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: January 16, 2013 07:56PM
What's the worst thing about fucking twenty three year olds?
You run out of energy after the first five.
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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmellow, and when I woke up, my whole family was dead!
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A guy wakes up at 4 AM and decides to go fishing. He gets his boat ready and wakes up his wife. She wants to stay in bed.
He says, "You got 3 choices: fish, let me do you in the ass, or blow me!"
So she figures blowing him will get this over with the quickest and goes down on him. Suddenly she looks up and says, "WTF? Your dick tastes like shit!"
He says, "Oh yeah, the dog didn't want to go fishing, either."
You run out of energy after the first five.
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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmellow, and when I woke up, my whole family was dead!
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A guy wakes up at 4 AM and decides to go fishing. He gets his boat ready and wakes up his wife. She wants to stay in bed.
He says, "You got 3 choices: fish, let me do you in the ass, or blow me!"
So she figures blowing him will get this over with the quickest and goes down on him. Suddenly she looks up and says, "WTF? Your dick tastes like shit!"
He says, "Oh yeah, the dog didn't want to go fishing, either."
Re: joke of the day
Posted by:
obobo
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Date: January 16, 2013 08:00PM
joke of the day - More gun laws will make us safer