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How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Hey Dawg ()
Date: September 03, 2010 03:00PM

Understand this is not in Fairfax County, so let's make it relevant by asking.... HOW DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD PAN OUT IF IT HAPPENED HERE?


HELENA, Mont. (AP) - General rule of thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff. Authorities said a Helena teen hit a wrong number and inadvertently sent a message to Lewis and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutton, saying "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?"

A detective pretending to be the dealer organized a meeting at a time when the boy knew he and another teen would be at a particular store.

The detective spotted two teenage boys and one of the boy's fathers _ who was unaware of what was going on _ at the store. He called the phone number three times to make sure he had the right person. Dutton said when the detective showed the teens his badge, one of the boys fainted.

No citations were issued after the parents of the boys, who were 15 and 16, got involved.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: heynow ()
Date: September 03, 2010 03:11PM

From the very top of FFXU's page:

Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.

So it doesn't have to be about Fairfax. I found that article of interest to me. Good job!

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:05PM

when buying weed you should usually just say. "hey can you help me out" or "are you chilling today" those questions do not raise attention, and only if you are a drug dealer or buyer you will understand this lingo.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Hash-eesh ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:12PM

10inchdonkey Wrote:
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> if you are a drug dealer or buyer you will
> understand this lingo.



"yo dealer, you got any hash I can buy"?

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:14PM

lmfao @ the dumbass fainting..wow and who the fuck says "You got a 20 I can buy" wowowowowow, hahahaha!!!!!! Even "You good?" is bad enough but hey dawg lemme cop a 20 bag homes...yeah, that's not askin for it at all!

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Border Security is CHEAPER Than Wars
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:14PM

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:14PM

Hey Dawg Wrote:
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> Understand this is not in Fairfax County, so let's
> make it relevant by asking.... HOW DO YOU THINK
> THIS WOULD PAN OUT IF IT HAPPENED HERE?


two bodies and a dead dog.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:16PM

This thread was moved quickly.

Who is the new mod here on FFXU?

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 03, 2010 04:20PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Hey Dawg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Understand this is not in Fairfax County, so
> let's
> > make it relevant by asking.... HOW DO YOU THINK
> > THIS WOULD PAN OUT IF IT HAPPENED HERE?
>
> two bodies and a dead dog.

LOL

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: September 04, 2010 12:45AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Hey Dawg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Understand this is not in Fairfax County, so
> let's
> > make it relevant by asking.... HOW DO YOU THINK
> > THIS WOULD PAN OUT IF IT HAPPENED HERE?
>
> two bodies and a dead dog.


Yorkshire terriers can be visious animals. Plus, swat gear doesn't protect ur ankles.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 04, 2010 04:02AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Hey Dawg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Understand this is not in Fairfax County, so
> let's
> > make it relevant by asking.... HOW DO YOU THINK
> > THIS WOULD PAN OUT IF IT HAPPENED HERE?
>
> two bodies and a dead dog.

LOL, ohhhh, lovely Fairfax. Hey, don't forgot the dead dentist. He probably gets shot as he enters the store, and inadvertently witnesses the ensuing massacre.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Hillary ()
Date: September 05, 2010 11:06PM

On the way to the store to meet with the teen, the detective forgets to turn on his siren, runs a red light, hits a car, killing the teacher driver.

The kid gets away.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: September 06, 2010 11:05AM

If the kid was smart, he'd run to the teacher's car and take her weed, she's dead anyway....

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: projekt ()
Date: September 12, 2010 08:15PM

Fairfax County Police cannot monitor the traffic of text messages, they can only retrieve them for investigation purposes.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Lhano ()
Date: September 19, 2010 10:09PM

All text messages are kept on file with all service providers. Why leave a paper trail. The nextel beep beep direct connect thing is fully encrypted and cannot be traced by anyone. Befre you argue otherwise, you should research it because it is true. Although nextel is shot and so are cell phones. They cause cancer. I prefer face to face meetings and snail mail.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: yayo ()
Date: December 25, 2010 10:44PM

Yay I got cocaine

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: BUY POT? ()
Date: December 26, 2010 04:59PM

Hello, I would like to buy some Marijuana. IF you have marijuana, please bring as much as you can to the McDonalds near the Dulles Expo Center. I will be in a black crown vic with tinted windows. The back of my car will have a small American flag and I will have a police-like lights mounted in the front and back of my car.

I am not a cop. Come to me and I will buy everything. Also, make sure you bring your driver's license and a proof of residence. I will tip you extra if you tell me where you buy your Marijuana.

Thanks everyone,

Your local friend,

Mr. Oink.

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: Exhead ()
Date: December 26, 2010 07:00PM

I once was at a "lawn concert" at a local university - those were always fun (back when beer was still legal for 18-year olds, BTW). Anyway, this guy comes walking around carrying a heavy canvas saddle-bag and, like a baseball-game peanut seller, shouting out "Ounces! Ounces here!".

The Good Old Days...

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: 5712509536 ()
Date: March 24, 2011 11:56PM

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HOLLAAAAAA

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Re: How Not to Buy Pot
Posted by: 5712509536 ()
Date: March 24, 2011 11:59PM

BUY POT? Wrote:
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> Hello, I would like to buy some Marijuana. IF you
> have marijuana, please bring as much as you can to
> the McDonalds near the Dulles Expo Center. I will
> be in a black crown vic with tinted windows. The
> back of my car will have a small American flag and
> I will have a police-like lights mounted in the
> front and back of my car.
>
> I am not a cop. Come to me and I will buy
> everything. Also, make sure you bring your
> driver's license and a proof of residence. I will
> tip you extra if you tell me where you buy your
> Marijuana.
>
> Thanks everyone,
>
> Your local friend,
>
> Mr. Oink.


??????????????



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/26/2011 11:50AM by 5712509536.

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