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Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Spork ()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:17PM

I just found out that virtual reality tv star eesh diabla's parents were from this area and used to post on this site a long time ago. Anyone know them? Are they still around?
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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:29PM

That's one fucked up kid.


Seriously, if I ever had a child, it would probably be locked in a mental institution after making national headlines as a serial killer.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: RIP ()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:42PM

McFisty founder Dr. P. [redacted] was found dead in his Mars Colony BR-541 condo yesterday. [redacted] opened his first drive through fisting parlor in 2028 and quickly turned the idea in an inter-planetary phenomenon. His auto-biography entitled "A Fist Full of Dollars" was a Caldecott Award winner and is being developed into a Broadway play. He is survived by a eunuch, 6 midgets and a minotaur.

edit by Cary: Last name of forum member redacted.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/21/2011 05:46PM by Cary.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:52PM

RIP Dr. P aka Mr. McFisty, you always did the job that nobody else would do.

You were one hard act to follow, and you will be sorely missed.


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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 01, 2010 12:27AM

FFXU, the legendary global media conglomerate, once began as a humble forum controlled by the now almighty Council Of Reasonable Ass Kickers (AKA, CRAK).

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 01, 2010 12:38AM

Meade Skelton circa 2030s





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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 01, 2010 02:38AM

Reynold Peyton Misery elected president in a landslide victory against fierce rival Harry Tuttle Jr.

Misery and vice president Conie "Cone-Bone" Miller represent the first gay asian/bipolar female ticket to win the presidency in the nation's history.

Misery is also the youngest and gayest president in our nation's history.

say hello, Reynold!



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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 01, 2010 05:28AM

Fairfax County parents continue to be outraged that with the new school boundaries slated to take effect next year, all students will be reporting to South Lakes.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 01, 2010 06:53AM

The lawsuit to determine the fate of Clifton Elementary continues.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:44AM

RIP Wrote:
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> McFisty founder Dr. P. [redacted] was found dead in
> his Mars Colony BR-541 condo yesterday. [redacted]
> opened his first drive through fisting parlor in
> 2028 and quickly turned the idea in an
> inter-planetary phenomenon. His auto-biography
> entitled "A Fist Full of Dollars" was a Caldecott
> Award winner and is being developed into a
> Broadway play. He is survived by a eunuch, 6
> midgets and a minotaur.

LOL +1000

(Wiping coffee off keyboard)

edit by Cary: Full name redacted from quoted section.
Aside: where is that little fuck-knuckle these days? Still trolling anonymously, I suppose?

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 01, 2010 09:07AM

Here we go again with the drama! Is Brett Favre retiring, or not?

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: McFistyCuffs ()
Date: September 01, 2010 11:16PM

I would register but...
My IP was blocked, I can only post from outside my network. Bummer.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 02, 2010 05:48AM

Man, gas costs $27 a gallon! Remember just a few years ago when it was $19.50? You'd think we'd come up with an alternative fuel by now.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 02, 2010 06:13AM

President Bush is still promising to get the last of our troops out of Iraq and to close GITMO. Why is it we keep electing these Bush buffoons to office? If only Barbara had run instead of Jenna.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 02, 2010 11:07AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Man, gas costs $27 a gallon! Remember just a few
> years ago when it was $19.50? You'd think we'd
> come up with an alternative fuel by now.


i think we may actually switch over to a new fuel source by 2037.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 02, 2010 11:11AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man, gas costs $27 a gallon! Remember just a
> few
> > years ago when it was $19.50? You'd think we'd
> > come up with an alternative fuel by now.
>
> i think we may actually switch over to a new fuel
> source by 2037.

Man, kittens are now $27 a gallon! Remember just a few years ago they were like $19.50?

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 02, 2010 11:45AM

By 2037, evolution will have ran it's course and we
will be ruled by an underground syndicate of sleek
powerful bodied cat-like humanoids known as;
'Catmosapiens'.


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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 02, 2010 11:53AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> By 2037, evolution will have ran it's course and
> we
> will be ruled by an underground syndicate of sleek
>
> powerful bodied cat-like humanoids known as;
> 'Catmosapiens'.
>
>
> .


By 2037, Christians will be claiming the end of the world will be in 2050. Just like they claimed it would come in 2012, 2011, 2000, 1999, 1984, 1900, etc, etc, etc....

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 02, 2010 12:18PM

Yeah, cuz das jus whut 'Chrisitans' does.

Moron.

You just had to go and ruin it with stupidity huh.

Shame on you WTL.


In 2037, 'WashingTone-Locian' will be the same buffoon, that he is today.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2010 01:15PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man, gas costs $27 a gallon! Remember just a
> few
> > years ago when it was $19.50? You'd think we'd
> > come up with an alternative fuel by now.
>
> i think we may actually switch over to a new fuel
> source by 2037.




I'm sure by 2030 we will all be plugging our cars into a power outlet when we get home.

I can't wait to see Saudi Arabia go bankrupt overnight when we switch to electric engines.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 02, 2010 01:35PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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>
> You just had to go and ruin it with stupidity
> huh.
>
> Shame on you WTL.
>
>
>

Ummm, you're the asswipe who brought up evolution, so you would be the one who had to ruin things with your stupidity. Shame on you for being too stupid to realize it.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 02, 2010 01:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> I'm sure by 2030 we will all be plugging our cars
> into a power outlet when we get home.
>
> I can't wait to see Saudi Arabia go bankrupt
> overnight when we switch to electric engines.


Shit! That means coal mining states will take the place of Saudi Arabia!

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We will be beholden to West Virginia!

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 02, 2010 01:40PM

While I know you are being sarcastic WTL, I would rather see billionaire hicks from the Appalachian than give another dollar to Wahhabists and anti-Semites.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Date: September 02, 2010 01:43PM

eesh Wrote:
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> While I know you are being sarcastic WTL, I would
> rather see billionaire hicks from the Appalachian
> than give another dollar to Wahhabists and
> anti-Semites.


Very true.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 02, 2010 03:22PM

Catch Meade Skelton outside Unit 619 at Sunrise Retirement Homes on the evening September 2nd from 2pm to 3pm. Dinner will be served.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Most likely ()
Date: September 02, 2010 07:09PM

Good News, the Lista loan balance to Navy School is down to $179,500. Maybe we should forgive the balance since the school closed in 2014 and most of the former attendes have passed.

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 03, 2010 03:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > > Man, gas costs $27 a gallon! Remember just a few
> > > years ago when it was $19.50? You'd think we'd
> > > come up with an alternative fuel by now.
> >
> > i think we may actually switch over to a new fuel
> > source by 2037.
>
> I'm sure by 2030 we will all be plugging our cars
> into a power outlet when we get home.
>
> I can't wait to see Saudi Arabia go bankrupt
> overnight when we switch to electric engines.


nah, they can always sell to poorer countries that dont have a reliable power grid.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Time Warp Thread - 2037
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 03, 2010 05:53PM

...aka altearnateeve incum streamz.

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