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Posted by: 10 inc donkey ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:00AM

is anyone having a problem getting onto facebook right now? i tried typing in the url and it said connection interrupted. can someone please help me i need to get on right now

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Re: facebook
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:02AM

What a loser.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:06AM

Yep. It's frozen in time.

eesh Wrote:
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> What a loser.


And no, a loser is someone without a facbook, ie - someone without any friends! :]

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Re: facebook
Posted by: 1o inch donkey ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:13AM

i need to get on my facebook so i can nut over this girls default picture.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:14AM

You need Facebook to have friends? What a loser you are She Devil.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:19AM

eesh Wrote:
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> You need Facebook to have friends? What a loser
> you are She Devil.


No. But I like your attempt at sarcasm, lol. Fail. But anyway people without Facebooks don't have them or "diss" Facebook because they [don't] have any friends. Durr! :]

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Re: facebook
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:24AM

This may surprise you She Devil, but you can actually function in the real world and have real friends without a website that lists your friends for you.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: 10 inch donkey ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:27AM

stop hating on facebook. there is so much wackoff material on facebook its unbelievable. not to mention i wake up every morning, get on facebook chat, and find out whats going on for the day :)

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Re: facebook
Posted by: JohnTHATER ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:36AM

fecesbook is for douchebags. Like greek life at universities, it is a crutch for the shallow, emotionally retarded kids to find their brethern.
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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:42AM

eesh Wrote:
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> This may surprise you She Devil, but you can
> actually function in the real world and have real
> friends without a website that lists your friends
> for you.


Nah, I'm not surprised, but I'm sure you can list all your "friends" on one finger. Everyone who's anyone has facebook. No facebook = no friends, that's all I'm saying.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:49AM

D's Reject wrote:
>"No facebook = no friends, that's all I'm saying."

What a dumb thing to say. ^ ^ ^

YOU are a COMPUTER GEEK with NO "Real" friends.


Devil's Reject = Social Reject



.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:50AM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> Everyone who's
> anyone has facebook. No facebook = no friends,
> that's all I'm saying.





I need to remember not to converse with you. I'm not interested in talking to someone that's born after 1995.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: 10 inch donkey ()
Date: August 31, 2010 01:59AM

There is some truth to no facebook=no friends. but some people who are making big moves don't make a facebook because too many people would pay attention to there facebook. some people get obsesses with another person, just by stalking ones facebook page. some people who don't get facebook, get facebook because they have too many friends and are ballers unlike most of us simple humans.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:01AM

okay i just made this my fairfaxunderground user name. I post alot on this site and check it on the regular so look out for my posts.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:25AM

10cmDonkey would have been more realistic, but whatever.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:32AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> D's Reject wrote:
> >"No facebook = no friends, that's all I'm
> saying."
>
> What a dumb thing to say. ^ ^ ^
>
> YOU are a COMPUTER GEEK with NO "Real" friends.
>
>
> Devil's Reject = Social Reject
>
>
>
> .

Of course someone with no facebook would say that..and lol @ social reject because I have a facebook, along with the other billions of people with friends who have one. My bad! Don't hate because you have no friends.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:33AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everyone who's
> > anyone has facebook. No facebook = no friends,
> > that's all I'm saying.
>
>
>
>
> I need to remember not to converse with you. I'm
> not interested in talking to someone that's born
> after 1995.


Well, seeing as how we aren't "talking" there's no problem, and seeing as how I was born in 1990, there also is no problem. Just because you have no friends doesn't mean you should hate on Facebook, lmao.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 31, 2010 05:23AM

Yes, FB was shutdown for a while, but only because I was on there with so many of my damn friends at once!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: facebook
Date: August 31, 2010 05:46AM

I need Facebook because I need to know what ny 3rd cousin is having for dinner and what some guy I worked with for three months 11 years ago is LOL'ing about.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 31, 2010 06:18AM

10 inc donkey Wrote:
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> can someone please help me i need to get on right now


i suggest reevaluating your life priorities. facebook is very far from being needed.


10 inch donkey Wrote:
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> There is some truth to no facebook=no friends.


there was a time when facebook didnt exist. despite it's non-existence, people had friends and were even popular. the idea that facebook is required for the average joe to have friends is a foolish notion.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2010 06:22AM by Gravis.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 06:54AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> 10 inc donkey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > can someone please help me i need to get on
> right now
>
> i suggest reevaluating your life priorities.
> facebook is very far from being needed.
>
>
> 10 inch donkey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is some truth to no facebook=no friends.
>
> there was a time when facebook didnt exist.
> despite it's non-existence, people had friends and
> were even popular. the idea that facebook is
> required for the average joe to have friends is a
> foolish notion.


And that's where you're all getting it wrong. I never said you needed facebook to have friends. You need FRIENDS to have FACEBOOK. Duh. And people without friends don't have Facebook. Get it?! Got it. Good!

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 31, 2010 07:47AM

Great.

Now, STFU.



.

==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 08:22AM

No thanks.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: August 31, 2010 08:29AM

I just saw this link today.
I have a feeling this fu-fb page isn't sanctioned...
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Re: facebook
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: August 31, 2010 08:54AM

Fuck.

Facebook is down, we're about to have the mother of all hurricanes, and I can't tell the world I'm about to take a shower.

This is so unfair.

What have I done to deserve this? Why me God, why ME?

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 09:21AM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> I just saw this link today.
> I have a feeling this fu-fb page isn't
> sanctioned...


You're really late. That's been around for like 2 years, and the kid that made it [Ryan] is a big fucking fag, btw!

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Re: facebook
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:41AM

no facebook = no friends = STUPID!

just because you had conversation with the person whom you took a dump with in the restroom,doesn't make you "friends" .



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2010 10:46AM by fngbngr.
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Re: facebook
Date: August 31, 2010 10:47AM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> Yahweh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just saw this link today.
> > I have a feeling this fu-fb page isn't
> > sanctioned...
>
>
> You're really late. That's been around for like 2
> years, and the kid that made it is a big fucking
> fag, btw!


If anybody wants to do anything with/to him/her/it...


8303 TABOR LA, Fairfax Station, VA



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2010 10:47AM by the grammar police.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 06:46PM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> no facebook = no friends = STUPID!
>
> just because you had conversation with the person
> whom you took a dump with in the restroom,doesn't
> make you "friends" .


Are we speaking from experience here? Shouldn't you be spending your time with your fake husband..oh wait, you're really the husband..nvm! Carry on!

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 31, 2010 06:47PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yahweh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I just saw this link today.
> > > I have a feeling this fu-fb page isn't
> > > sanctioned...
> >
> >
> > You're really late. That's been around for like
> 2
> > years, and the kid that made it is a big
> fucking
> > fag, btw!
>
>
> If anybody wants to do anything with/to
> him/her/it...
>
>
> 8303 TABOR LA, Fairfax Station, VA

lol, dumbass, cause I'd really put my address on Facebook, mhm. No. I just used the addy you messaged me talkin about "you knew me" lmfao! Fuckin retard! Yeah, I surely do live at 8303, come drive by and see! ;]

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Re: facebook
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:17AM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> fngbngr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no facebook = no friends = STUPID!
> >
> > just because you had conversation with the
> person
> > whom you took a dump with in the
> restroom,doesn't
> > make you "friends" .
>
>
> Are we speaking from experience here? Shouldn't
> you be spending your time with your fake
> husband..oh wait, you're really the husband..nvm!
> Carry on!


you are an idiot! and this is me giving a shit of whatcha think ! hahahahahaha

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 01, 2010 12:46PM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fngbngr Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > no facebook = no friends = STUPID!
> > >
> > > just because you had conversation with the
> > person
> > > whom you took a dump with in the
> > restroom,doesn't
> > > make you "friends" .
> >
> >
> > Are we speaking from experience here? Shouldn't
> > you be spending your time with your fake
> > husband..oh wait, you're really the
> husband..nvm!
> > Carry on!
>
>
> you are an idiot! and this is me giving a shit of
> whatcha think ! hahahahahaha


Yeah. I'm an idiot, and you're the one "name-calling" LMAO! and yes, about time you didn't give a shit! :]

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Re: facebook
Posted by: facebook sucks ()
Date: September 01, 2010 01:19PM

I hate facebook, but can't not look at it while I'm on the shitter. Too many attention whores and stupid band updates, and farmville, and bejeweld blitz, etc

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Re: facebook
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: September 01, 2010 06:47PM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> fngbngr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Devil's Reject Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > fngbngr Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > no facebook = no friends = STUPID!
> > > >
> > > > just because you had conversation with the
> > > person
> > > > whom you took a dump with in the
> > > restroom,doesn't
> > > > make you "friends" .
> > >
> > >
> > > Are we speaking from experience here?
> Shouldn't
> > > you be spending your time with your fake
> > > husband..oh wait, you're really the
> > husband..nvm!
> > > Carry on!
> >
> >
> > you are an idiot! and this is me giving a shit
> of
> > whatcha think ! hahahahahaha
>
>
> Yeah. I'm an idiot, and you're the one
> "name-calling" LMAO! and yes, about time you
> didn't give a shit! :]


so Conie does your name mean Eli is Devil and you're the one who has been rejected by him!? Devil's reject ...you are one sad story ...the end :)

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Burkha babe ()
Date: September 01, 2010 07:00PM

That's stupid

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 01, 2010 09:55PM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fngbngr Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Devil's Reject Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > fngbngr Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > no facebook = no friends = STUPID!
> > > > >
> > > > > just because you had conversation with
> the
> > > > person
> > > > > whom you took a dump with in the
> > > > restroom,doesn't
> > > > > make you "friends" .
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Are we speaking from experience here?
> > Shouldn't
> > > > you be spending your time with your fake
> > > > husband..oh wait, you're really the
> > > husband..nvm!
> > > > Carry on!
> > >
> > >
> > > you are an idiot! and this is me giving a
> shit
> > of
> > > whatcha think ! hahahahahaha
> >
> >
> > Yeah. I'm an idiot, and you're the one
> > "name-calling" LMAO! and yes, about time you
> > didn't give a shit! :]
>
>
> so Conie does your name mean Eli is Devil and
> you're the one who has been rejected by him!?
> Devil's reject ...you are one sad story ...the end
> :)


You def just proved who you are, lmao. Cause I'm def not Conie, so I'm not sure why you'd just RANDOMLY bring that up. I had, and never have had anything to do with Elicon. So yeaaaaaaaah..mhm. You're the sad one. Move on.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 01, 2010 11:44PM

She didn't prove anything, Conie, other than the fact that you are a very, very sad individual with a wine drinking problem. Go get lost in a bottle and leave us in peace.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 01, 2010 11:52PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> She didn't prove anything, Conie, other than the
> fact that you are a very, very sad individual with
> a wine drinking problem. Go get lost in a bottle
> and leave us in peace.


Yeah..you see...she did though, cause I'm not "Conie" and I've never been connected to the whole "Connie" thing, and there's only 1 person who's even remotely interested in "Connie" and always talks about "Connie" so yeaaaaah..def did. And LMAO! I'm not even old enough to drink, so yeaaaaaah..you 'both' fail, biggg time.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 01, 2010 11:54PM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She didn't prove anything, Conie, other than
> the
> > fact that you are a very, very sad individual
> with
> > a wine drinking problem. Go get lost in a
> bottle
> > and leave us in peace.
>
>
> Yeah..you see...she did though, cause I'm not
> "Conie" and I've never been connected to the whole
> "Connie" thing, and there's only 1 person who's
> even remotely interested in "Connie" and always
> talks about "Connie" so yeaaaaah..def did. And
> LMAO! I'm not even old enough to drink, so
> yeaaaaaah..you 'both' fail, biggg time.


I guess that's why I just got this PM huh?

WTF??!!
From: Conie
To: Gonads & Strife
Date: 09/01/2010 11:52PM


What are you fucking talking about?!

Don't go accusing me of shit I have nothing to do with!!

I have nothing to do with Devil's Reject!

I have done nothing to you G&S, so stop attacking me!

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 02, 2010 12:34AM

I guess that's why I just got this one, huh?

From: Conie
To:
Devil's Reject
Date: 09/01/2010 11:56PM

Do you believe that crap??!!

*************************. He used to be a nice guy.

And she has no reason to even talk to me.

(BTW....Who always talks about "Connie"? )

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 02, 2010 12:40AM

What's really funny though is you're online, here, trying to prove to me with your "wife" that you aren't the same people, when you should be spending time with "her" aka your hand..instead of online worrying about me, lmao. It makes me laugh, and tell your "wife" that "Devil's Reject" comes from the movie "Devil's Reject" so where "Eli" came into from any of this out of nowhere, most def. proves who [she] is...so, move along now. It's not that serious! ;]

You're the same person, people, etc, etc. The end.

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 02, 2010 07:35AM

Obama - birther treatment GO



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Re: facebook
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 02, 2010 05:11PM

lulz..why'd you have to edit that 2 times?

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Re: facebook
Posted by: Boniie ()
Date: September 02, 2010 05:23PM

Yeah..why'd you have to edit that 2 times?

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Re: facebook
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: September 02, 2010 10:05PM

facebook sucks Wrote:
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> I hate facebook, but can't not look at it while
> I'm on the shitter. Too many attention whores and
> stupid band updates, and farmville, and bejeweld
> blitz, etc


Now if they ever start Vagazzleville I might start facebooking

http://www.vajazzleville.com/content/how-vajazzle

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