You can paint a duck green call it eagle but..
Posted by:
Sick of Springfield Mall
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Date: July 23, 2023 03:23AM
I work with people that have tested positive for stick in their ass.
One has talent wasting his life in front of a computer in the back office but dare you try holding a conversation without him typing something that nobody gives a shits about once he's done. Then gets angry when people don't read the coupon when they enter the store. I could make a better menu with a commodore 64 and dot matrix printer from micro center.
Fuck a bunch of the other one. I can't take one more second of that robot.
More personality in a picture of him than him.
He takes his name tag way to seriously.
Best part is nobody speaks to each other.
Can not take 1 more second of the music they play while working. I think they went to Tracks and liked the music and listened to it until earlier today.
When I show products that could enhance our inventory I get no. But who am I and what's my resume besides ffxu poster.
When I talk to coworkers and customers I get the evil eye like im doing something wrong so I make it worse I get louder because dare I interrupt the same thing he has repeated to people every day probably for decades. Hello may I help you. Hello may I help you. Hello how are you (that's a big change) I think he tries to make everyone like him and when they don't copy his lingo he pouts.
I don't care but definitely in the closet.
Fuck the cameras everywhere paranoia hope the teens across the street in the apartments steal the computer again so the manager has to get off his ass because he has talent just not in creative computer design.
Im not any better or worse just totally different.
Feel terrible for the nice customers who tell me after they have continually shopped there on a regular basis that product sucks and they are disappointed but it's close to their house.. I will miss them but I won't feel bad for a minute.
I have another career im working on anyways.
My sticker says Visitor.