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The Tea-libans
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: August 29, 2010 04:22PM

Tea-liban (tee-le-bahn) n. An extremely ignorant bigoted group of fat white Americans, of which a rather large population owns Medicare provided, reinforced rascal scooters, who woke up Nov. 5th 2008 to find out that a Black president with a funny sounding name from a multicultural background was fairly elected and set out to replace him with an ignorant bigoted one of their own. Propensity to think things like sanitation, the fire dept, police, water and infrastructure simply get paid for with pixie dust. Usually associated with colonial period wear (circa American Revolution, 1776). This obese, unread group seeks to regain freedoms lost under their Rethugillian Presidents, yet cannot admit, so they blame a black President, Mexicans, and gays. This hate group is expected to make gains in the 2010 off year Congressional election, yet resoundingly lose in 2012 against the very President to which his very sight sends them in to apoplectic fits, unable to scaf-down the gravy-soaked donuts in their left hand while holding racist and grotesquely misspelled signs in their right (e.g.; Obama is a muslin)


Is that about right?

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Wrong ()
Date: August 29, 2010 04:28PM

you know who is racist? blacks, thats who. what percent of blacks voted for Obama? I'm sick of blacks whining and crying like little biatches. Seriously, get off the government tit and do something with your life. Start a business. Stop whining about racism and slavery. Slavery was the best thing to every happen to blacks otherwise you'd still be in Africa living in huts and throwing spears at each other. All tea partiers want is a little responsibility among those elected to office. Most tea partiers hate Pelosi, Frank, Dodd, and Reid just as much as they hate Obama, and newsflash to you uneducated idiots they are all white.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Wrong-douche ()
Date: August 29, 2010 05:23PM

Wrong Wrote:
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> you know who is racist? blacks, thats who.

So says the racist.

>what percent of blacks voted for Obama?

You expected them to vote for MCCAIN? hahahahhahahhhahaha.....

>I'm sick of blacks whining and crying like little biatches.
> Seriously, get off the government tit and do
> something with your life.

You do know that the overwhelming majority of welfare recipients in the USA are WHITE, right? The ones that bitch about the govt non-stop while they collect welfare $, food stamps, and health care?

>Start a business. Stop
> whining about racism and slavery. Slavery was the
> best thing to every happen to blacks otherwise
> you'd still be in Africa living in huts and
> throwing spears at each other.

So says the racist again. Who couldn't hit the side of a barn with a spear.

>All tea partiers want is a little responsibility among those
> elected to office. Most tea partiers hate Pelosi,
> Frank, Dodd, and Reid just as much as they hate
> Obama, and newsflash to you uneducated idiots they
> are all white.

Maybe, if you wanted a little MORE accountability, you could hate Boehner, McConnell, the C Street crew, Pat Robertson, Dick Armey, Karl Rove, and the list goes on and on. Don't forget that sniveling little fuckwad from Virginia either--the one with the Blackberry, Eric Cantor. Point out ONE thing any of them has championed and gotten results from since being elected, other than "whining like little bitches" and making themselves richer. ONE THING, douchebag. Just ONE. And getting on TV to whine about socialism, redistributing the wealth, and goverment death panels for Grandma doesnt count.

Don't even get me started on Palin. Or the cum-bubble of the hour, Glenn Beck.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Wrong ()
Date: August 29, 2010 05:55PM

Whats wrong w/Palin or Beck?

I personally love how the same people who cant stop creaming their pants over a President w/no executive experience or no private sector business are so quick to attack Palin as "stupid."

And the same people who call Glenn Beck racist will defend that idiot Sharpton.

Liberals cant govern. It just doesnt work. And if there are more whites on welfare its only because there are more white people, its not a higher percentage of whites.

And I'm sure the reason blacks are the majority of people in jail is because of racists also, not because they are more likely to be violent criminals.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: August 29, 2010 05:58PM

Wrong() wrote: "...Slavery was the best thing to every happen to blacks otherwise you'd still be in Africa living in huts and throwing spears at each other..."

You sir are the very definition of a self-entitled racist asshat. You prove my point exactly. Thank you. Now heft your mighty ass out the door and cash your "state assistance" check bitch.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Wrong ()
Date: August 29, 2010 06:08PM

State assistance my ass. I own and have run a very successful business for a long time. I have some great employees, black and white. But unfortunately for them, as the government makes it harder and harder to successfully run a profitable business I'm getting very close to shutting my doors. Why? Well the risk/reward relationship just isnt worth it at this point. I've got enough money to last me for a long long time. My employees? Well, not so much. But those same employees thought it would be a good idea to vote for Obama, and wanted "free" healthcare, and "tax the rich" to pay for everything else. Thats fine, but unfortunately those folks have basically voted themselves out of a job because they're not going to have one when I shut things down. And there are a lot of other business owners who feel the same way I do.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Matt Kibbe ()
Date: August 29, 2010 06:14PM

Obvisouly you don't understand the tea party and FreedomWorks. Dick Armey and Matt Kibbe have a plan, and it's an excellent one!

Watch their new commercial and maybe you'll learn something!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2_oex7vg0

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 29, 2010 06:15PM

sware?
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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 29, 2010 06:16PM

belive?
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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 29, 2010 11:34PM

Wrong Wrote:
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> you know who is racist? blacks, thats who. what
> percent of blacks voted for Obama?


What percent of whites voted for Obama?

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 29, 2010 11:42PM

Blacks are the most racist, bigoted grouping of Americans currently in existence. Before Obama ran for office, I honestly never witnessed much racism in my life. During his campaign however, my God, the level of ignorant Blacks just came blazing out of the woodshed like bats out of hell. I didn't even think that there were racist Black folks beforehand, as I had grown up being best friends with mostly non-white individuals. Obama's campaign really opened up my eyes, though. I think it's a shame too.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 29, 2010 11:55PM

OP-asshat wrote:
>"Black president with a funny sounding name from a multicultural background was fairly elected"

elected BY WHITE PEOPLE

and fairly -if you consider illegal immigrants with drivers licenses VOTING in the US Presidential elections "FAIR". and dead people, don't forget about dead people. And bums, can't forget bums.

ALL of whom were voting with their RACE cards in hand also.

Speaking of BUMS, I can't believe the Original Poster is still slatheringly on the Obama dick still.

WAKE UP 'VINCE(1)', Nobody cares about your 'black' failure of a 'President'.


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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 30, 2010 12:09PM

The Tea Party crowd is a mixture. Few minorities, as the minority population has been traditionally not conservative. Most are older or middle aged. Some are gun nuts, some don't like the tax bite they are feeling. Some of course, at least latently, don't like having a black president. All individuals with independent perogatives, kind of like most Americans.
I've talked to some of these folks in the city last year when there was a rally, a lot of boring and repetive dribble with a casual grasp on the issues, not at all unlike the people I've spoken to around anti-war and IMF rallies.

I think the Left is overblowing the extreme elements of the Tea crowd, creating a scapegoat and a boogieman profile to try to motivate the electorate. Truth is there will never be Tea Party candidates in elections outside of a few rural states, it's all hype. And all the bullshit about Christian extremism is the same canard. Bush was supposed to be such a hardline evangelical, besides stem cell, there really was no difference under him or Obama.

Nothing to see here. Move along and get back to work already.


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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: August 30, 2010 05:41PM

Nuff Said....
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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 30, 2010 06:21PM

*** Caution *** Liberal attempting to find his wit.....^ ^ ^

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 30, 2010 06:22PM

____________-- QUIET --____________

LIBERAL-HYBERNATION in PROGRESS


*** Do NOT attempt to feed or bang on the glass ***




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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: The Tea-libans
Posted by: Wow ()
Date: August 31, 2010 03:26AM

I hate both parties extremes....

But liberals REALLY crack me up. Dishing shit out all the time and then crying like little bitches when they get it in return.

Sure, there are some people that go to the rallies that are racist. The majority are not. Disagree? I don't give a fuck. =]

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