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What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: SKYDIVER EYES WIDE OPEN DOWN ()
Date: June 22, 2023 03:41PM

I lean back insanely laughing my ass off from a platform on a ballon as my peeps make Facebook shorty reels of me and my jumping buds laughing then letting go 5000 feet above the earth , popping my BASE jumping parachute at 900 feet for cheap thrills

I always let the crew buy me a big breakfast or lunch ,like most BASE jumpers I like to jump when Im in debt and owe

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Serious Packing Sam ()
Date: June 22, 2023 03:49PM

I leave my concealed handgun permit and my 1911 45 govt at home when ever I'm going to a Democrat no gun zone , that's where cray cray spree killers like to open fire when police are only just minutes away and your life is gone in seconds

Only killers and police have guns there

WIth out my self defense gun I'm a sitting duck sucker sweating it out waiting to be offed by the hand of a leftist criminal

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: FIngers ()
Date: June 22, 2023 04:00PM

I like to stick my fingers in high rock cliffs wearing gummy sissy little shoes and climb way up to show my ass to the people on the ground who don't give a f and won't tip me later

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Slim and Shorty ()
Date: June 22, 2023 04:19PM

We hang round the hood mining our budness, then get rousted by coppers and we resist their arrest

Anyone know what to use to fill in face dents made by a size 11 police tactical boot

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: evil Kay nevil ()
Date: June 22, 2023 04:20PM

i like to stare and photograph jet exhaust and try to imagine what it isn't.

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: bestadvice ()
Date: June 22, 2023 04:22PM

Slim and Shorty Wrote:
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> We hang round the hood mining our budness, then
> get rousted by coppers and we resist their arrest
>
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> Anyone know what to use to fill in face dents made
> by a size 11 police tactical boot

bondo can do wonders

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Fried Chickin Licking Jerome ()
Date: June 22, 2023 04:27PM

I like to go to my PG Popyeyes and fight fo the last POPEYES fried chicken sammich of the night

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Speed in Construction zones ()
Date: June 22, 2023 09:31PM

I enjoy pointing lasers in the eyes of hog riders and then losing them in traffic. I live to tell about it.

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Still Alive Thank God ()
Date: June 22, 2023 10:46PM

I dip tobacco, drink too much, and try to win arguments with my wife.

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Im A Real Dare Devil ()
Date: June 22, 2023 11:03PM

I actually ride Metro to work and back again without a Metro riders survival kit

Heavy gloves shovel flashlight water MRES flares maps compass climbing rope and carabiner's rock rope pinions and climbing rock wedges hand sledge , hard hat and big light radio , wire cutters hacksaw big first aid kit and a traffic cone

Thats what you need in the survival kit to ride Metro

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Winchester Poofter ()
Date: June 22, 2023 11:12PM

I have unprotected sex with General Mahdi and haven’t gotten any diseases.

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Burkeian ()
Date: June 23, 2023 12:15AM

I get drunk in Burke and step in poop in the back yard of Arielle Grimes' townhouse

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: June 23, 2023 07:47AM

Several times I have ridden the nog hauler with only a single 10 round clip as I've forgotten my extra clips at home. You never know when a group of feral niggers requires ventilation.

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Re: What Do FXUs Thrillseekers Do To CHEAT DEATH
Posted by: Route 7 ()
Date: June 23, 2023 08:01AM

I browse and text while drinking coffee and driving with my knee. I am a bad ass

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