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Russian Investigations
Posted by: Russian Investigations ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:30PM

Do you need information from Russia or anywhere else in the former Soviet Union?

Business?
Personal?
Professional?
Adoption?
Investment?

Contact us…

http://www.russianbackgroundcheck.com/

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Re: Russian Investigations
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:40PM

I am seeking a russian babe. She must be ok with the fact I am in mid 40s and middle income. She must also know how to shave the important areas of her body and only be a casual drinker. I can work with the smoking. And dont get any ideas she can marry me and then take off, I will track her ass down and send her back to Siberia so fast her head will spin.
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Re: Russian Investigations
Posted by: Russian Adoption not allowed ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:41PM

Adoption? US can't accept anymore Russian adoptions, well Russia won't let us adopt since that one lady sent the russian boy on a plane "back home" because he was "Dangerous"

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Re: Russian Investigations
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:46PM

Find me a Russian woman to marry.

Requirements:


*Full set of cavity free teeth

*C Cup Breasts

*No history of STDs

*No stretch marks

*Height 5'8 to 5'10

*No body hair (including genitals)

*Can change oil in car

*Able to cook, clean house

*Willing to mow lawn

*Between ages 25-35



Willing to pay 25k to 50k to bride broker. Final compensation dependent on weight of potential bride. Penalties for second chin or flabby thighs.


Candidates cannot speak English, cannot know phrases like "police", "911", "imprisonment", "sex slave."

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Re: Russian Investigations
Posted by: U 2 ()
Date: August 28, 2010 03:51PM

You're a fucking idiot

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Re: Russian Investigations
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 28, 2010 08:27PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Find me a Russian woman to marry.
>
> Requirements:
>
>
> *Full set of cavity free teeth
>
> *C Cup Breasts
>
> *No history of STDs
>
> *No stretch marks
>
> *Height 5'8 to 5'10
>
> *No body hair (including genitals)
>
> *Can change oil in car
>
> *Able to cook, clean house
>
> *Willing to mow lawn
>
> *Between ages 25-35
>
>
> Willing to pay 25k to 50k to bride broker. Final
> compensation dependent on weight of potential
> bride. Penalties for second chin or flabby
> thighs.
>
>
> Candidates cannot speak English, cannot know
> phrases like "police", "911", "imprisonment", "sex
> slave."


LOL, hahaha.

I don't mind bikini trimmed hair, I'd take a babe from 5'4" to 5'7", and age-wise 20-30 is cool, but otherwise I think I might just copy your guidelines for my contract as well.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Russian Investigations
Posted by: Boltak the Rapist ()
Date: August 29, 2010 04:30PM


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