Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Suzi Steinberg
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:20PM
When chuck first started posting here i was kinda like "wow, this guy seems
really cool. He's witty, and seems to fit in. Other posters seems to like him". But then when I noticed him
promoting his blog I was like "you know,
I think he's a little too slick... a little too smooth. He's not quirky enough.
He's TOO likeable....NOT a good thing here.
really cool. He's witty, and seems to fit in. Other posters seems to like him". But then when I noticed him
promoting his blog I was like "you know,
I think he's a little too slick... a little too smooth. He's not quirky enough.
He's TOO likeable....NOT a good thing here.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
basement dweller 4 life
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:23PM
He spends at least 12 hours a day creating articles on the wiki page. What a weirdo. (Don't forget he also writes all the times on his blog.) The internet is his life.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Suzi Steinberg
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:31PM
Oh o.k.
But if he's gonna stick around here he's gotta piss everyone
off a little. Everyone here thrives on that.
He's kind of reminding me of Eddie Haskell.
But if he's gonna stick around here he's gotta piss everyone
off a little. Everyone here thrives on that.
He's kind of reminding me of Eddie Haskell.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:45PM
Fuck you. Chuck is my man. I'll fucking kick your ass, shit-bird. Go fuck yourself.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:47PM
anonymous Chuck Hoffman thread.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Suzie Steinberg
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:51PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck you. Chuck is my man. I'll fucking kick your
> ass, shit-bird. Go fuck yourself.
I've had just about as much as I can take of your whiney-ass
bullshit Miz!
Maybe if you'd eat something healthier than crouton sandwiches you'd
have a better fucking disposition!
Chuck can suck your dick!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck you. Chuck is my man. I'll fucking kick your
> ass, shit-bird. Go fuck yourself.
I've had just about as much as I can take of your whiney-ass
bullshit Miz!
Maybe if you'd eat something healthier than crouton sandwiches you'd
have a better fucking disposition!
Chuck can suck your dick!!
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: August 28, 2010 01:09AM
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:44PM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:44PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: August 28, 2010 01:26AM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> > I think he's a little too slick... a little too
> > smooth. He's not quirky enough.
> >
> > He's TOO likeable....NOT a good thing here.
>
> Woohoo! I am good enough at this whole blogging
> thing that you think I'm a pro! And, as they say,
> when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
>
> Bye!
"Bye"??? Are you leaving, Chuck? I was going to form an alliance with you. We were going to team up. I was going to make you my protege.
-------------------------------------------------------
> > I think he's a little too slick... a little too
> > smooth. He's not quirky enough.
> >
> > He's TOO likeable....NOT a good thing here.
>
> Woohoo! I am good enough at this whole blogging
> thing that you think I'm a pro! And, as they say,
> when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
>
> Bye!
"Bye"??? Are you leaving, Chuck? I was going to form an alliance with you. We were going to team up. I was going to make you my protege.
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: August 28, 2010 02:04AM
Edited 6 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:43PM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 6 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:43PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
ew ew ew
()
Date: August 28, 2010 02:26AM
everyone here is the same person except for one
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:13PM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am now as good a writer as any other
> professional writer, and better than most.*
narcissist much? seriously, creating a thread about yourself just to praise yourself is meade level narcissism. the last thing we need is another meade on this board.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am now as good a writer as any other
> professional writer, and better than most.*
narcissist much? seriously, creating a thread about yourself just to praise yourself is meade level narcissism. the last thing we need is another meade on this board.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Chuck Humpman
()
Date: August 28, 2010 07:24PM
His website is lame. I guess thats why he does not put it at the bottom of every posting anymore.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 28, 2010 08:39PM
Gravis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am now as good a writer as any other
> > professional writer, and better than most.*
>
> narcissist much? seriously, creating a thread
> about yourself just to praise yourself is meade
> level narcissism. the last thing we need is
> another meade on this board.
+1
Chuck Humpman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> His website is lame. I guess thats why he does not
> put it at the bottom of every posting anymore.
+1 Just another random person that believes his thoughts are important enough to be written in journal form.
-------------------------------------------------------
> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am now as good a writer as any other
> > professional writer, and better than most.*
>
> narcissist much? seriously, creating a thread
> about yourself just to praise yourself is meade
> level narcissism. the last thing we need is
> another meade on this board.
+1
Chuck Humpman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> His website is lame. I guess thats why he does not
> put it at the bottom of every posting anymore.
+1 Just another random person that believes his thoughts are important enough to be written in journal form.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
chunky?
()
Date: August 28, 2010 08:45PM
Is chuck hoffman his real name?
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:50PM
Obsessed with how many posts/views his stupid ass thread gets in an hour = "Eli"
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: August 28, 2010 11:07PM
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:41PM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:41PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Chuck Humpman
()
Date: August 28, 2010 11:36PM
get over yourself you suck!! Understand
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: August 29, 2010 12:16AM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> All art is a love song to God, so I decided to
> make mine familiar, silly, and a little bit sad.
All the more reason to think you're a goober.
-------------------------------------------------------
> All art is a love song to God, so I decided to
> make mine familiar, silly, and a little bit sad.
All the more reason to think you're a goober.
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: August 29, 2010 06:32AM
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:40PM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2014 12:40PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 30, 2010 07:22PM
Hey Chuck, I read that you were currently working on a Fairfax Underground novel...
Any truth to that rumor?
If anyone could pull it off, it'd be you...
Signatures are for fags
Any truth to that rumor?
If anyone could pull it off, it'd be you...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
You know who I am
()
Date: August 30, 2010 07:27PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Chuck, I read that you were currently working
> on a Fairfax Underground novel...
>
> Any truth to that rumor?
>
> If anyone could pull it off, it'd be you...
Really??...Can I be in it?
I would be in the Chapter entitled "Fistful of Insanity"
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Chuck, I read that you were currently working
> on a Fairfax Underground novel...
>
> Any truth to that rumor?
>
> If anyone could pull it off, it'd be you...
Really??...Can I be in it?
I would be in the Chapter entitled "Fistful of Insanity"
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: August 30, 2010 07:37PM
Chuck Humpman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> His website is lame. I guess thats why he does not
> put it at the bottom of every posting anymore.
No Shit, Dreams of being a Huffingtonpost.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------
> His website is lame. I guess thats why he does not
> put it at the bottom of every posting anymore.
No Shit, Dreams of being a Huffingtonpost.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
..........
()
Date: August 30, 2010 08:12PM
Myspace
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 30, 2010 08:22PM
If you are who I think you are, I will fight tooth and nail to get you in it...
You are a Very Important Poster...
You know who I am Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Really??...Can I be in it?
>
> I would be in the Chapter entitled "Fistful of
> Insanity"
Signatures are for fags
You are a Very Important Poster...
You know who I am Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Really??...Can I be in it?
>
> I would be in the Chapter entitled "Fistful of
> Insanity"
Signatures are for fags
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
You know who I am
()
Date: August 30, 2010 08:30PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If you are who I think you are, I will fight tooth
> and nail to get you in it...
>
> You are a Very Important Poster...
>
> You know who I am Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really??...Can I be in it?
> >
> > I would be in the Chapter entitled "Fistful of
> > Insanity"
Why thank you Harry. That's quite
an endorsement.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If you are who I think you are, I will fight tooth
> and nail to get you in it...
>
> You are a Very Important Poster...
>
> You know who I am Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really??...Can I be in it?
> >
> > I would be in the Chapter entitled "Fistful of
> > Insanity"
Why thank you Harry. That's quite
an endorsement.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
yea right
()
Date: August 30, 2010 08:32PM
I bet it would be in ophra book club within a week of its first print.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 30, 2010 08:54PM
That is, of course, assuming that you are who I think you are...
You know who I am Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why thank you Harry. That's quite
> an endorsement.
Signatures are for fags
You know who I am Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why thank you Harry. That's quite
> an endorsement.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Fistful of Insanity
()
Date: August 30, 2010 08:58PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That is, of course, assuming that you are who I
> think you are...
>
> You know who I am Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why thank you Harry. That's quite
> > an endorsement.
Let's just say.
I'm not the "Fister", but I am insane...according to everyone here
and I'd be o.k. with just a cameo appearance in the book.
-------------------------------------------------------
> That is, of course, assuming that you are who I
> think you are...
>
> You know who I am Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why thank you Harry. That's quite
> > an endorsement.
Let's just say.
I'm not the "Fister", but I am insane...according to everyone here
and I'd be o.k. with just a cameo appearance in the book.
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 30, 2010 09:15PM
Insane according to EVERYONE here? Are you generalizing?
Do you *use* asterisks to emphasize words?
Do you ever use the acronym, "imo"?
Any other acronyms that you use?
Do you have both of your eyes?
How do you feel about pirating software?
If you are who I think you are, you deserve *way* better than a cameo...
Fistful of Insanity Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Let's just say.
>
> I'm not the "Fister", but I am insane...according
> to everyone here
>
>
> and I'd be o.k. with just a cameo appearance in
> the book.
Signatures are for fags
Do you *use* asterisks to emphasize words?
Do you ever use the acronym, "imo"?
Any other acronyms that you use?
Do you have both of your eyes?
How do you feel about pirating software?
If you are who I think you are, you deserve *way* better than a cameo...
Fistful of Insanity Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Let's just say.
>
> I'm not the "Fister", but I am insane...according
> to everyone here
>
>
> and I'd be o.k. with just a cameo appearance in
> the book.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Chuck Hoffman
Posted by:
misery woos chuck
()
Date: November 24, 2018 11:21PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> "Bye"??? Are you leaving, Chuck? I was going to
> form an alliance with you. We were going to team
> up. I was going to make you my protege.
-------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> "Bye"??? Are you leaving, Chuck? I was going to
> form an alliance with you. We were going to team
> up. I was going to make you my protege.