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Anyone know any secret remedies to shrink hemorrhoids
Posted by: Tim Allen ()
Date: May 27, 2023 07:30PM

These over the count products are crap
I remember my dads shed and garage had some potent chemicals that smelled like they can fix anything

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Re: Anyone know any secret remedies to shrink hemorrhoids
Posted by: I Took Care Of Mine ()
Date: May 27, 2023 08:39PM

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I burned them off then drank 5 gallons of ice water

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Re: Anyone know any secret remedies to shrink hemorrhoids
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: May 27, 2023 09:13PM

Eat at Tippys Taco twice a day

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Re: Anyone know any secret remedies to shrink hemorrhoids
Posted by: Farmer Bob ()
Date: May 27, 2023 10:34PM

You take dried corn cob.
Dip it Kerosene for 5 minutes.
Rub that cob across your butt hole real hard for 10 minutes.
If you don[t get an infection those hemorrhoids will be like a well broken saddle cushion in 12 weeks.

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Re: Anyone know any secret remedies to shrink hemorrhoids
Posted by: Gay remedy ()
Date: May 27, 2023 10:54PM

Have Gerry or General Mahdi ravage your ass two or three times a day for a week and that should knock out the hemorrhoids.

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Re: Anyone know any secret remedies to shrink hemorrhoids
Posted by: Alex Mint Smith ()
Date: May 28, 2023 05:41AM

You can use leeches to drain the blood and shrink the hemorrhoids.

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