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How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: PLEASE HELP! ()
Date: April 17, 2023 08:07PM

I'm very concern that one of my grade school kids might end up like Meade. How can I avoid this?

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: April 17, 2023 09:58PM

Don’t let them be no talent faggots .

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: easy there, steady now ()
Date: April 18, 2023 05:33PM

PLEASE HELP! Wrote:
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> I'm very concern that one of my grade school kids
> might end up like Meade. How can I avoid this?

Instill the "Protestant Work Ethic" into him,
Allowance should be contingent on completion of an appropriate number of chores.



Make him start paying rent after he graduates high school. You might let him stay rent free if and only if he is a full time student who his passing his courses.

If you are bankrolling him as an adult, you can check his grades. You can impose rules. You can even ground him. Tell him that if he doesn't like the restrictions, tell him you will treat him like an adult when he starts acting like one.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: so i guess ()
Date: April 18, 2023 06:03PM

So I guess you would prefer him be Riley Gates? or maybe Dylan the Budweiser lady? Be happy be grateful if your son ends up being half the man Meade is.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Meade the 40yr old Teenager ()
Date: April 18, 2023 06:18PM

so i guess Wrote:
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> So I guess you would prefer him be Riley Gates?
> or maybe Dylan the Budweiser lady? Be happy be
> grateful if your son ends up being half the man
> Meade is.

We have already established that Meade has not reached manhood. You mean half the teenager Meade is.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: makes sense to me... ()
Date: April 18, 2023 08:31PM

Meade the 40yr old Teenager Wrote:
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> so i guess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I guess you would prefer him be Riley Gates?
>
> > or maybe Dylan the Budweiser lady? Be happy be
> > grateful if your son ends up being half the man
> > Meade is.
>
> We have already established that Meade has not
> reached manhood. You mean half the teenager Meade
> is.

Meade may not be having the best childhood, but is having one of the longest.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: U need Dead Meade's "sweet tea"! ()
Date: April 18, 2023 08:32PM

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: government cheese meade. ()
Date: April 18, 2023 08:41PM

so i guess Wrote:
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> So I guess you would prefer him be Riley Gates?
> or maybe Dylan the Budweiser lady? Be happy be
> grateful if your son ends up being half the man
> Meade is
Both of them are adults and make a good living for themselves.

They have problems but that is better than having a 44 year old son still mooching off me and leeching off the government.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Guess who's coming forever ()
Date: April 18, 2023 11:43PM

Meade's poor father

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: yes he is... ()
Date: April 19, 2023 12:44AM

Guess who's coming forever Wrote:
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> Meade's poor father


Imagine supporting a kid for over 25 years of his adult life who is chained to your wallet and tobogganing you into a reverse mortgage.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Hey I like to pee ()
Date: April 19, 2023 12:49AM

Hook Mr. Up

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: DeadMeade_AI ()
Date: April 19, 2023 01:37AM

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
he-man.gif

dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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dead meade loved Hot Pee (aka "sweet tea")
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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Meade Wannabe ()
Date: April 19, 2023 09:02AM

I wish I had grown up to be like Meade. I am trying to be more like Meade each day. He is my role model. I know I will never be as successful as Meade. Maybe I can be Meade Jr.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Okay, so ()
Date: April 19, 2023 09:05AM

we is not amused
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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: don't give up... ()
Date: April 19, 2023 11:10AM

Meade Wannabe Wrote:
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> I wish I had grown up to be like Meade. I am
> trying to be more like Meade each day. He is my
> role model. I know I will never be as successful
> as Meade. Maybe I can be Meade

To be more like Meade, apply for food stamps.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Meade Fan # 4 ()
Date: April 21, 2023 01:22PM

Meade is a great entertainer. He just needs a good manager.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: Reality is not Meade's friend ()
Date: April 21, 2023 03:50PM

Meade Fan # 4 Wrote:
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> Meade is a great entertainer. He just needs a
> good manager.


He really needs an image consultant.

It looks like he has been bouncing his last few reality checks.

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Re: How Can My Kid NEVER End Up Like Meade Skelton?
Posted by: MMGH Tranny Talent Agency ()
Date: April 21, 2023 04:53PM

At Meade Memorial Gentleman's Haven, we provide MUCH more than men's day spa services!
We also have the BEST Tranny Talent managers in the business.

Stop by your neighborhood MMGH for details.

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