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Mr Pillow Makes Drunken Emergency Sales Pitch from Car for Slippers
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Mr Pillow is Whacked
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Date: March 29, 2023 03:48PM
Here's Lindell's well-crafted sales pitch:
…and we're still doing… we still have some of those all-season slippers left at $25 a pair to thank all of you out there for the great, uh… for supporting us, supporting us through all this. My employees… we've lost all our box stores, our shopping channels. We get attacked every single day and MyPillow should not have to be attacked when they're protecting companies out there that we've never heard the names of before, which I don't need to name… all the voting machine companies…
In Lindell's febrile mind, there's no connection between his promotion of unfounded conspiracy theories and the loss of support from mainstream retailers and shoppers. Much like other staunch MAGA supporters, he employs tactics such as false equivalences, evasion of responsibility, and dependence on groundless assertions to build his argument. Unremarkably, his approach resonates with his uniquely brilliant audience.
…and we're still doing… we still have some of those all-season slippers left at $25 a pair to thank all of you out there for the great, uh… for supporting us, supporting us through all this. My employees… we've lost all our box stores, our shopping channels. We get attacked every single day and MyPillow should not have to be attacked when they're protecting companies out there that we've never heard the names of before, which I don't need to name… all the voting machine companies…
In Lindell's febrile mind, there's no connection between his promotion of unfounded conspiracy theories and the loss of support from mainstream retailers and shoppers. Much like other staunch MAGA supporters, he employs tactics such as false equivalences, evasion of responsibility, and dependence on groundless assertions to build his argument. Unremarkably, his approach resonates with his uniquely brilliant audience.
Re: Mr Pillow Makes Drunken Emergency Sales Pitch from Car for Slippers
Posted by:
Gay Gus
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Date: March 29, 2023 05:34PM
I love to whack off on my pillows. So soft.
Re: Mr Pillow Makes Drunken Emergency Sales Pitch from Car for Slippers
Posted by:
So full of s**t
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Date: March 29, 2023 05:50PM
Mr Pillow is Whacked Wrote:
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> Here's Lindell's well-crafted sales pitch:
>
> …and we're still doing… we still have some of
> those all-season slippers left at $25 a pair to
> thank all of you out there for the great, uh…
> for supporting us, supporting us through all this.
> My employees… we've lost all our box stores, our
> shopping channels. We get attacked every single
> day and MyPillow should not have to be attacked
> when they're protecting companies out there that
> we've never heard the names of before, which I
> don't need to name… all the voting machine
> companies…
>
> In Lindell's febrile mind, there's no connection
> between his promotion of unfounded conspiracy
> theories and the loss of support from mainstream
> retailers and shoppers. Much like other staunch
> MAGA supporters, he employs tactics such as false
> equivalences, evasion of responsibility, and
> dependence on groundless assertions to build his
> argument. Unremarkably, his approach resonates
> with his uniquely brilliant audience.
Sounds like you need to go to a doctor and get an enema, libtard.
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> Here's Lindell's well-crafted sales pitch:
>
> …and we're still doing… we still have some of
> those all-season slippers left at $25 a pair to
> thank all of you out there for the great, uh…
> for supporting us, supporting us through all this.
> My employees… we've lost all our box stores, our
> shopping channels. We get attacked every single
> day and MyPillow should not have to be attacked
> when they're protecting companies out there that
> we've never heard the names of before, which I
> don't need to name… all the voting machine
> companies…
>
> In Lindell's febrile mind, there's no connection
> between his promotion of unfounded conspiracy
> theories and the loss of support from mainstream
> retailers and shoppers. Much like other staunch
> MAGA supporters, he employs tactics such as false
> equivalences, evasion of responsibility, and
> dependence on groundless assertions to build his
> argument. Unremarkably, his approach resonates
> with his uniquely brilliant audience.
Sounds like you need to go to a doctor and get an enema, libtard.
Re: Mr Pillow Makes Drunken Emergency Sales Pitch from Car for Slippers
Posted by:
Addicts are like that...
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Date: March 29, 2023 06:05PM
If Lindell is drunk, it is only a matter of time before he gets back on the crack.
Re: Mr Pillow Makes Drunken Emergency Sales Pitch from Car for Slippers
Posted by:
Perp Walk Day
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Date: March 29, 2023 07:07PM