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My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Real Meade ()
Date: March 27, 2023 10:13AM

Besides getting lots of requests and positive feedback on my music, I also get lots of questions on life advice and and how to achieve personal success. I am always willing to give tips and advice. In order to help and reach more people, I am happy to announce, that I am now a certified life coach and will be launching my coaching business. I will still be making music and am committed to building the Coffee Shop County brand as well fighting to save America.

This is from one of my favorite authors,speakers.

When we think of success, we often picture wealth, power, and fame.

However, Zig Ziglar reminds us that true success is about personal fulfillment and growth, not about material gain.

“Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.” - Zig Ziglar

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: comedy gold... ()
Date: March 27, 2023 10:24AM

Real Meade Wrote:
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> Besides getting lots of requests and positive
> feedback on my music, I also get lots of questions
> on life advice and and how to achieve personal
> success. I am always willing to give tips and
> advice. In order to help and reach more people, I
> am happy to announce, that I am now a certified
> life coach and will be launching my coaching
> business. I will still be making music and am
> committed to building the Coffee Shop County brand
> as well fighting to save America.
>
> This is from one of my favorite authors,speakers.
>
> When we think of success, we often picture wealth,
> power, and fame.
>
> However, Zig Ziglar reminds us that true success
> is about personal fulfillment and growth, not
> about material gain.
>
> “Success means doing the best we can with what
> we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in
> the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal
> standard, reaching for the highest that is in us,
> becoming all that we can be.” - Zig Ziglar


This is the funniest fake Meade post yet.

Meade hasn't been weaned from his father and has no experiences on supporting himself nor being in an adult relationship.

Can't people figure out how to collect SSI on their own without paying Meade to show them the way?

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade's wisdom on life ()
Date: March 27, 2023 01:17PM

"You moved out when you were twenty? That is unfortunate. First, let's see how we can get back in there. I would not be where I am today if I moved out as a kid of twenty."

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade-another dead doper ()
Date: March 28, 2023 01:25PM

Meade is dead. At least he can no longer hurt people.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade's wisdom on life ()
Date: March 29, 2023 04:36PM

"That is your problem. You are asking women out. I quit asking women out years ago. Now women don't say "NO" and I am not an incel."

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: best step ()
Date: March 29, 2023 05:05PM

Agree. That is what you do best. Good solid old fashion wisdom. It is called 'Yankee Wisdom'. Innate, either you have it, or you don't, and Meade has it, loads of it. Maybe a caveat that specifies advice will be delivered to only Meade Patron Account participants. Has to be business like to succeed

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: what are you talking about? ()
Date: March 29, 2023 05:26PM

best step Wrote:
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> Agree. That is what you do best. Good solid old
> fashion wisdom. It is called 'Yankee Wisdom'.
> Innate, either you have it, or you don't, and
> Meade has it, loads of it. Maybe a caveat that
> specifies advice will be delivered to only Meade
> Patron Account participants. Has to be business
> like to succeed

If Meade had any wisdom, he still wouldn't be living like he did when he was 16.

Meade should asking for advice instead of thinking he has any to offer.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade's wisdom on life ()
Date: March 30, 2023 01:55PM

"Who cares about actually being clinically diagnosed? Just hit WebMD and find something with symptoms that justify your laziness. I parlayed a mosquito bite in 2002 into twenty years of Lyme disease. It checked all the important boxes like sleeping until noon. Fibromyalgia and Lupus are good too."

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Me and Oprah ()
Date: March 30, 2023 02:07PM

Meade is the new Dr. Phil.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: have to hand it to him ()
Date: March 30, 2023 04:37PM

Meade has his chubby little fingers in many pies. Diversification. This is how you get rich in America. Can't just sit at home and wait Lady Fortune to knock on your door. Like any woman she must be cultivated.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade in Action ()
Date: March 30, 2023 04:59PM

have to hand it to him Wrote:
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> Meade has his chubby little fingers in many pies.
> Diversification. This is how you get rich in
> America. Can't just sit at home and wait Lady
> Fortune to knock on your door. Like any woman she
> must be cultivated.

Meade's very existence proves this. He spent most of his adult life sitting at home and doing nothing of any value. He is in his mid-forties and working part time at a fast food restaurant with little chance of ever getting out of there.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Prolly thinkin ()
Date: March 30, 2023 05:14PM

Meade if you're thinking that there is always the French Foreign legion? Well the first test they have is the applicant must do three reverse palm pull ups withing a three foot span. Can you do this? If you can't forget about it. Saw this on youtube.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: what a hoot! ()
Date: March 30, 2023 09:27PM

Prolly thinkin Wrote:
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> Meade if you're thinking that there is always the
> French Foreign legion? Well the first test they
> have is the applicant must do three reverse palm
> pull ups withing a three foot span. Can you do
> this? If you can't forget about it. Saw this on
> youtube.

Remember when Meade uploaded a video of him lifting weights?

Meade should do more of those. It would be comedy gold.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Muscle Meade ()
Date: March 31, 2023 12:07PM

I have made great progress on the Meade Skelton weight lifting plan. I go to Planet Fitness also so I can be like my role model Meade. It is easy to meet women there especially when I wear my Need for Meade shirt.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade's Laughable Life ()
Date: March 31, 2023 12:38PM

Real Meade Wrote:
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> Besides getting lots of requests and positive
> feedback on my music, I also get lots of questions
> on life advice and and how to achieve personal
> success. I am always willing to give tips and
> advice. In order to help and reach more people, I
> am happy to announce, that I am now a certified
> life coach and will be launching my coaching
> business. I will still be making music and am
> committed to building the Coffee Shop County brand
> as well fighting to save America.
>
> This is from one of my favorite authors,speakers.
>
> When we think of success, we often picture wealth,
> power, and fame.
>
> However, Zig Ziglar reminds us that true success
> is about personal fulfillment and growth, not
> about material gain.
>
> “Success means doing the best we can with what
> we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in
> the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal
> standard, reaching for the highest that is in us,
> becoming all that we can be.” - Zig Ziglar

The way Meade's life coaching works is Meade tells you what he would do and then you the complete opposite to be success and living on your own with a good income.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: So many Things to Learn ()
Date: March 31, 2023 01:13PM

Meade will be doing "life coaching" videos on:

1) How recover from a succubus rape during the night
2) How to become fat and overweight.
3) How produce the most sweat at coffee shop performances.
4) How produce racists songs
5) How still live like a teenager at age 45.
6) How spend 40 years of life with no saving or retirement plan.
7) Best ways to win your welfare money back
8) How to disrespect your parents and relatives, especially your father
9) Get the most out of your Chic-Fil-A cow costume job.
10) Controlling your 6 inner personality voices.
11) How avoid swimming in the water as a female so you don't get over sexually exicted.
12) How to stalk your dates.
13) How to get banned from local grocery stores.
14) Which racists group are best to join.
15) Cry like a baby in public while the crowd takes pity on you.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: No Bridges ()
Date: March 31, 2023 01:15PM

Forgot one

How to avoid driving over bridges.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade's wisdom on life ()
Date: March 31, 2023 02:45PM

"Self confidence is knowing exactly where one stands in the world. For instance, people lie to me all the time and tell me Brad Pitt is better looking than I am. Obviously they are too jealous of me to admit the Truth. Inner beauty is overrated. How we look on the outside is the true measure of a person."


https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?371656-Why-is-Brad-Pitt-better-looking-than-me

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: that makes sense... ()
Date: March 31, 2023 02:49PM

No Bridges Wrote:
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> Forgot one
>
> How to avoid driving over bridges.

when maxing out a credit card, make sure it is in someone else's name. A parent is best.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Wow, just wow ()
Date: March 31, 2023 02:49PM

Meade's wisdom on life Wrote:
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> "Self confidence is knowing exactly where one
> stands in the world. For instance, people lie to
> me all the time and tell me Brad Pitt is better
> looking than I am. Obviously they are too jealous
> of me to admit the Truth. Inner beauty is
> overrated. How we look on the outside is the true
> measure of a person."
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
> 71656-Why-is-Brad-Pitt-better-looking-than-me

That is some hilarious shit. It's like Meade constantly lives in a fantasy world.

Meade has no clue what is happening around him in real life.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meades Widom ()
Date: March 31, 2023 02:56PM

Just thought of Meade Skelton being a life coach is beyond funny. This is the guy one step away from living in a cardboard box under a bridge.

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Meade's wisdom on life ()
Date: March 31, 2023 05:09PM

"With self-improvement, it is important to jump in with both feet to tackle the biggest obstacles standing in your path. With you, We will start you off with Hair maxing. It would be the Christian thing to do."

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Re: My new life Coaching Business
Posted by: Here in the real world... ()
Date: August 18, 2023 12:49PM

Real Meade Wrote:
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> Besides getting lots of requests and positive
> feedback on my music, I also get lots of questions
> on life advice and and how to achieve personal
> success. I am always willing to give tips and
> advice. In order to help and reach more people, I
> am happy to announce, that I am now a certified
> life coach and will be launching my coaching
> business. I will still be making music and am
> committed to building the Coffee Shop County brand
> as well fighting to save America.
>
> This is from one of my favorite authors,speakers.
>
> When we think of success, we often picture wealth,
> power, and fame.
>
> However, Zig Ziglar reminds us that true success
> is about personal fulfillment and growth, not
> about material gain.
>
> “Success means doing the best we can with what
> we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in
> the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal
> standard, reaching for the highest that is in us,
> becoming all that we can be.” - Zig Ziglar


Life coaches tend to have fucked up their lives pretty badly.

Not nearly as bad as Meade has fucked up his but most of them have little experience of any sort of success.

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