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What’s the real reason Sam Brinton steals women’s luggage?
Posted by: Son of Sam Brinton ()
Date: March 25, 2023 02:18PM

I mean to me, it’s exciting, like “let’s a deal”, u never know what ur gonna get

Is it the excitement of singling out someone that may be a jackpot of women or children’s clothing?
What is his fetish?

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Re: What’s the real reason Sam Brinton steals women’s luggage?
Posted by: We Hang Traitors! ()
Date: March 25, 2023 02:44PM

He's a fag. Fags are weird.

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Re: What’s the real reason Sam Brinton steals women’s luggage?
Posted by: Hes Too Excitedly Embarrassed ()
Date: March 25, 2023 03:09PM

To go into a store face women clerks and buy women's dainty and flimsy panties and bras

So he steals them in their luggage and gets national attention being arrested for it

He needs to have face recognition to get the street creed to run for office as a Democrat in 2024 !

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jussie smollet-esque
Posted by: the real General Mahdi ()
Date: March 25, 2023 04:04PM

eye think its because biden is the official vote for career criminals

so, yes, you have to get street cred to run with the demokkkrats

you have to show the world whut a scum bag you are and then show the world that you are willing to lie and play dumb about your crime till the bitter end

thats the only thing libtards respect, apparently

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Re: What’s the real reason Sam Brinton steals women’s luggage?
Posted by: Special Smell Installer ()
Date: March 25, 2023 04:20PM

If you know any hot women or maybe even smelly gay men, if they wish to donate their just worn bloomers to my secret special smells lab

I can whip up a special smell that might cure his excited need to steal their luggage

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