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Re: Happy St Patricks Day As People Are Wearing Green Drinking Green aND BLaZiNG gREEN tOO SPRINGS HERE EARLY
Coppers Crime Stoppers
Date: March 17, 2023 04:35PM
Don't drive drunk , don't be cheap , a DWI can cost you 10 grand over the next 3 years what the hell is 40 bucks compared to that, even a hundred spot is better then 10 grand down the drain , call a cab or have someone drive that's staying sober
Sober is not blazing the blunt btw those that blow the weed too can go to the joint with new things coppers have today to bust them
Or you'll be feeding on cold jail slop pitched onto that steel tray above eatin with a big spoon shovel at the Fairfax ADC while your buds dance sing and play with those young hot women giggling at where your staying sleeping on a elevated concrete slab
It could cause you to go downhill so fast you'll be getting some really silly ridiculous looking face tats as you get fattened up in the slammer