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Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: English Bob ()
Date: March 15, 2023 11:13PM

There once was a drunken mic
Who had a very limp dick
He would pass out after one beer
Dumb ass Irish queer

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: March 16, 2023 05:52AM

Not a poem but....
May you be in heaven an half an hour before the devil knows your dead.

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Lenny Leprechaun ()
Date: March 16, 2023 11:02PM

That day is almost here
To enjoy corned beef cabbage and green beer
And with a pretty young lass I will score
And then find out she’s a drunken whore

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Oh shit. Drunk agsin. ()
Date: March 16, 2023 11:19PM

You drink Harp and
you love a good potato
You're a fucking drunk and
so I throw a ripe tomato

I hit you in your face and
the fruit it exploded
You didn't care at all
Cuz you're Irih ass was loaded

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Jimmy O’ Drunk ()
Date: March 17, 2023 02:31AM

Give me some Guinness
Get me more Jamesons
Getting drunk is my wish
Passing out is very fun

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Yeah bub! Drunk again! ()
Date: March 17, 2023 08:17AM

Irish who is white and
Irish who's a black
Celebrate Erin go braugh
Then the fighting comes back

Fuck right! Irish all the way!
We drinkin every night and
We drinkin every day
Then we try to leave the pub
And never ever pay!

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Fightin Irish ()
Date: March 17, 2023 11:07AM

Bring me whiskey I’ll drink every glass
If a negro comes in
I’ll kick his ass
I don’t care if it’s a sin

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Blarney Meade ()
Date: March 17, 2023 01:21PM

I'm all stocked up with cabbage and corned beef.
I've got green beer and Irish Whiskey.
My woman is wearing green panties and bra.
It won't be long until we get frisky.

I'll light up the candles
We have all that we need
The evening will be complete
With the music of Meade

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: st P's day is for getting drunk ()
Date: March 17, 2023 01:33PM

The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn
Song by The Pogues
Overview
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McCormack and Richard Tauber are singing by the bed
There's a glass of punch below your feet and an angel at your head
There's devils on each side of you with bottles in their hands
You need one more drop of poison and you'll dream of foreign lands
When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
And you decked some fucking black shirt who was cursing all the Yids
At the sick bed of Cúchulainn we'll kneel and say a prayer
But the ghosts are rattling at the door and the devil's in the chair, whoa!
Well, in the Euston Tavern you screamed it was your shout
But they wouldn't give you service so you kicked the windows out
They took you out into the street, kicked you in the brains
So you walked back in through a bolted door and did it all again
At the sick bed of Cúchulainn we'll kneel and say a prayer
And the ghosts are rattling at the door and the devil's in the chair, hey
You remember that foul evening when you heard the banshees howl
There was lazy drunken bastards singing Billy in the bowl
They took you up to midnight mass and left you in the lurch
So, you dropped a button in the plate and spewed up in the church
Now you'll sing a song of liberty for blacks and paks and jocks
And they'll take you from this dump you're in and stick you in a box
Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round"
At the graveside of Cúchulainn we'll kneel around and pray
And God is in his Heaven and Billy's down by the bay (yah!)
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Shane Patrick Lysaght Mac-gowan
The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Ltd.

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Liam O'Toole ()
Date: March 17, 2023 07:39PM

Liam O'Toole, sat on a stool
Beind his bangers and mash

Chugging his stout, he felt like a lout
As he dropped his last coins and cash

Broke as a bloke, he stayed there to pout
Unil he fell over, and passed the fuck out

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Re: Post your pro-Irish poems here
Posted by: Drunken O’Foole ()
Date: March 17, 2023 11:26PM

Been celebrating all day
Just fell off the stool
Drinking with the lovely Miss McCray
Whiskey is coming out as drool

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