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How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 22, 2010 04:32PM


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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: Lucille ()
Date: August 22, 2010 04:53PM

Thanks eesh!
I found that very helpful
My opposum has seemed out of sorts lately.
I know this will be beneficial.

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 22, 2010 05:11PM

That woman is batshit crazy. I bet she's be a great fuck though.

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: what is your name? ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:00PM

Go to her website www.mepearl.com

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: Whaa? ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:17PM

I don't get it.I do admit it's original, but she appears to be a nut (pun intended)

Do you think people actually send her money?

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: J T ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:24PM

I send her money. Everything the physic squirl has told me about my future has come true. I am dead serious

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:34PM

The Hatfields, McCoys and the Beverly hillbillies eat them things and I figure that 70% of FFXUer are desendents from them. Now I know why see all these opossums around FFX early in the morning knocking over trash cans and climbing out of dumpsters.

Damn he is the first tame one I have ever heard of (maybe Ellie Mae had one), I was told when you hunt opossum you carry a gun and a baseball bat. You use the bat after you shoot it, to beat the shit out of it to ensure it is dead before you touch it and it will kick your and your dogs ass.

Lord what is happening to the white folks gene pool.

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: dikamalika is his name ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:40PM

I bet you desendend from some 3rd world country that eats anything that crawls and lives in a house made out of dung and hay.

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:48PM

You affected FFXUer

Recent research has attributed part of the hostility underlying the Hatfield-McCoy feuds to the consequences of Von Hippel-Landau disease. Those affected by the disease who develop a pheochromocytoma, like many in the the infamous rival families, may produce increased adreneline, leading to heightened “fight or flight instincts†and a tendency toward explosive tempers.


Simply eating to many opossums

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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 22, 2010 07:09PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> That woman is batshit crazy. I bet she's be a
> great fuck though.


I see a little sexy in that old girl too. And energy. Reminds me of Joan Collins.


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Re: How to Properly Massage Your Opossum
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 22, 2010 07:35PM

This is a great tutorial on Opossum care.

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