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What To Do?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 21, 2010 09:07PM

i was given a bible by some Jehovah Witnesses and i dont want to keep it anymore. i sort of feel wrong just throwing it away. what do i do? do i hold a ceremony and burn it or just pass it on to the next sap like an STD? help me please.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: August 21, 2010 09:22PM

It makes good rolling paper. Then you become one with the good word.
Just don't smoke the pages with red text, cuz that's just wrong.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2010 09:34PM

bb,


If you read the Bible, it will cure your homosexuality.




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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: The Pope ()
Date: August 21, 2010 09:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> bb,
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> If you read the Bible, it will cure your
> homosexuality.
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>
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> It will son
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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 21, 2010 11:25PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i was given a bible by some Jehovah Witnesses and
> i dont want to keep it anymore. i sort of feel
> wrong just throwing it away. what do i do? do i
> hold a ceremony and burn it or just pass it on to
> the next sap like an STD? help me please.


craigslist?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: August 21, 2010 11:29PM

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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2013 01:58AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: ^^^^ ()
Date: August 22, 2010 12:10AM

Is that a picture from the Reston Ebola outbreaks, in which six people who had contact with infected monkeys at the Reston Quarantine Unit seroconverted and developed a filovirus-related illness?

http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/filo/ebor.html

Yet another reason, if one were needed, why Fairfax is a likely candidate for the impending zombie apocalypse.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2010 01:46AM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> It makes good rolling paper. Then you become one
> with the good word.
> Just don't smoke the pages with red text, cuz
> that's just wrong.


actually it would make some good rolling paper. speaking from experience are you?

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2010 01:47AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Yep! Just need to thump the ol' Bible a bit and
> Pray the Gay Awayâ„¢!
>
> Seriously, though, just give it to someone else.
> It's not like they're gonna react like this cranky
> fella!


i would give it to someone else but i dont like to spread lies.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: August 22, 2010 02:48AM

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 22, 2010 02:50AM

What's wrong with keeping the Bible? You never know when it might come in handy.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2010 03:47AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> What's wrong with keeping the Bible? You never
> know when it might come in handy.


you may be right here, you never know when a table may become severely wobbly.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 22, 2010 04:16AM

Bloody, you did accept this Bible. So, instead of using it for your next fire, why don't you just return it.

In the future do what I do:

Don't make eye contact with people handing out pamphlets or material of any kind. And, if they choose to stick their literature in your face, accidentally hit it with your elbow so it goes flying through the air.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2010 04:21AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Bloody, you did accept this Bible. So, instead of
> using it for your next fire, why don't you just
> return it.

i have a hard enough time figuring out whether people exist or not, how the fuck am i to return something to someone if they dont exist? i dont know them, they dont exist.

> In the future do what I do:
>
> Don't make eye contact with people handing out
> pamphlets or material of any kind. And, if they
> choose to stick their literature in your face,
> accidentally hit it with your elbow so it goes
> flying through the air.

if only i could be more like you.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 22, 2010 12:02PM

It's not very nice to use a Bible for toilet paper, Blooodoe Blissstes or for your drug habit.



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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:26PM

Leviticus is the best part to roll, sorta like the Filet Mignon.
Being that it is a Jehovah Witness' bible, it has been cursed so I would throw it in the trash myself. But if that doesn't seem nice or whatever, thrift stores all have book sections. In a pinch you could even scrap a few chapters of the OT to use as "TP".

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: book worm ()
Date: August 22, 2010 06:33PM

Read it. Then tell us what you think

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 22, 2010 07:44PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i have a hard enough time figuring out whether
> people exist or not, how the fuck am i to return
> something to someone if they dont exist? i dont
> know them, they dont exist.

Well, you're talking to a person who, until she was ten, worried that she was just a character in another person's dream. And, since I'm not entirely cured of this concern, I understand your "imaginary people" dilemma.

I guess you could pretend that some people exist and drop your bible off at the following address:

Jehovah's Witnesses
3701 Jermantown Road
Fairfax, VA 22030-4929
703-691-3902

> > In the future do what I do:
> >
> > Don't make eye contact with people handing out
> > pamphlets or material of any kind. And, if
> they
> > choose to stick their literature in your face,
> > accidentally hit it with your elbow so it goes
> > flying through the air.
>
> if only i could be more like you.

OMG!! Sarcasm (with a Capital "S") LOL

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: August 22, 2010 08:25PM

I own multiple copys of the Bible, as I'm sure most people do. I have a bunch of OTs from people handing them out. I don't accept them anymore. I don't make eye contact, and if they stick it in my face I say no thank you.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: chachabob ()
Date: August 22, 2010 11:14PM

Use it as reference material for your next rant or reply to ppl who try to witness to you. You need to be armed whichever side you take.

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Re: What To Do?
Posted by: Hommey ()
Date: August 23, 2010 01:22AM

You can always use it to meet chicks.

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