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I need a man
Posted by:
sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:08PM
This is like a really cool message board. I cant believe I didn't know it was here this whole time I've been living right here in this area. Why didn't anybody tell me this was right here under my nose. AMAZING with a capital A!!!!!!! OMG, LOL!
Anyway now that I know this is right here where I am I'm so happy. hip hip hurrah or is that hip hip horray? LOL, I never get that one right!!!
Anyway, im 38 years young. Get that. YOUNG, with a capital Y. LOL again!!!
Getting to my point... I need a man and I'm wondering where is the best place here to meet a good decent down to earth kind of man and one that is romamtic to boot and likes to walk along the beach with me. Also, i want a man who likes to yodel. I'm a yodeler.
And, really its ok if he doesn't yodel himself but can he appreciate my yodeling is the key point here.
So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in the right direction. OMG, I am so glad I found this site.
Anyway now that I know this is right here where I am I'm so happy. hip hip hurrah or is that hip hip horray? LOL, I never get that one right!!!
Anyway, im 38 years young. Get that. YOUNG, with a capital Y. LOL again!!!
Getting to my point... I need a man and I'm wondering where is the best place here to meet a good decent down to earth kind of man and one that is romamtic to boot and likes to walk along the beach with me. Also, i want a man who likes to yodel. I'm a yodeler.
And, really its ok if he doesn't yodel himself but can he appreciate my yodeling is the key point here.
So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in the right direction. OMG, I am so glad I found this site.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:10PM
Going to be hard to find a beach around here.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
vgnlinfxn
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:16PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> Going to be hard to find a beach around here.
I've got some sand and a bathtub.
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> Going to be hard to find a beach around here.
I've got some sand and a bathtub.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:19PM
How deep can you get your yodeling?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:23PM
I know a lot of didgeridoo enthusiast but not yodelers.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:24PM
I was going to ask how well you can yodel with things in your mouth, but I guess that would be rude, wouldn't it?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Drake
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:28PM
Best I can do for a beach is the big pile of sand in the Fairfax City maintenance lot. But we can go walking in the park if you want.
Do you like both country western and alpine yodels?
Do you like both country western and alpine yodels?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:34PM
sally Wrote:
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>
> Also, i want a man who likes to
> yodel. I'm a yodeler.
You need a man like Slim Whitman.
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>
> Also, i want a man who likes to
> yodel. I'm a yodeler.
You need a man like Slim Whitman.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Blank Reg
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:38PM
sally Wrote:
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> So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in the
> right direction.
I'm giggling like a titmouse at "undergrond". Sounds filthy.
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> So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in the
> right direction.
I'm giggling like a titmouse at "undergrond". Sounds filthy.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:46PM
sally Wrote:
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>
> So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in the
> right direction. OMG, I am so glad I found this
> site.
Another thread that is useless without pictures.
We need a picture or a video of you yodeling. Consider it an audition for the fairfaxunderground yodel-eee club. We rehearse on Wednesday evenings and Gravis is the music director and Alias is our Yodel Concert Master.
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>
> So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in the
> right direction. OMG, I am so glad I found this
> site.
Another thread that is useless without pictures.
We need a picture or a video of you yodeling. Consider it an audition for the fairfaxunderground yodel-eee club. We rehearse on Wednesday evenings and Gravis is the music director and Alias is our Yodel Concert Master.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
the grammar police
()
Date: August 20, 2010 03:03PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in
> the
> > right direction. OMG, I am so glad I found
> this
> > site.
>
> Another thread that is useless without pictures.
>
> We need a picture or a video of you yodeling.
> Consider it an audition for the fairfaxunderground
> yodel-eee club. We rehearse on Wednesday evenings
> and Gravis is the music director and Alias is our
> Yodel Concert Master.
I bring the rice krispy treats, and coolade
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> sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > So, fairfaxundergrond.com please point me in
> the
> > right direction. OMG, I am so glad I found
> this
> > site.
>
> Another thread that is useless without pictures.
>
> We need a picture or a video of you yodeling.
> Consider it an audition for the fairfaxunderground
> yodel-eee club. We rehearse on Wednesday evenings
> and Gravis is the music director and Alias is our
> Yodel Concert Master.
I bring the rice krispy treats, and coolade
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 03:48PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Sally,
>
> Do you like to travel?
It looks to me like there is just one gentleman here in this message board or maybe some of you are just pulling my chain. I know there's no beach here!! LOL I mean really do you think I cant look around and see that?
To the tomahawk fella.. i know what you are trying to say and where i come from that's really not something we say lol about.
to that eesh guy. how deep can I yodel. I've won many awards for my yodeling range. Do you know what "range" means?
Back to the gentleman here. Yes, Harry I love to travel. Thats exactly how I sally, the yodeller got here to Northern Virginia. I traveled. LOL
So, tell me about yourself, Harry. How YOUNG are you? (did you get that? the capital Y lol) Also, do you have any pics of yourself? You're not one of those married men looking for a good time now are you? And, don't slip that wedding band off your finger, you bad boy. I don't want to have to give you a spanking now. LOL
To anyone here at the fairfartunderground.com who is serously interested in yodeling and not just joking around, I'd be happy to chat with you.
OMG. LOL at leaving out a R when I said the name of this site during my first posting here earlier today when I found this place. SOORRY. LOL
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> Sally,
>
> Do you like to travel?
It looks to me like there is just one gentleman here in this message board or maybe some of you are just pulling my chain. I know there's no beach here!! LOL I mean really do you think I cant look around and see that?
To the tomahawk fella.. i know what you are trying to say and where i come from that's really not something we say lol about.
to that eesh guy. how deep can I yodel. I've won many awards for my yodeling range. Do you know what "range" means?
Back to the gentleman here. Yes, Harry I love to travel. Thats exactly how I sally, the yodeller got here to Northern Virginia. I traveled. LOL
So, tell me about yourself, Harry. How YOUNG are you? (did you get that? the capital Y lol) Also, do you have any pics of yourself? You're not one of those married men looking for a good time now are you? And, don't slip that wedding band off your finger, you bad boy. I don't want to have to give you a spanking now. LOL
To anyone here at the fairfartunderground.com who is serously interested in yodeling and not just joking around, I'd be happy to chat with you.
OMG. LOL at leaving out a R when I said the name of this site during my first posting here earlier today when I found this place. SOORRY. LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 20, 2010 03:51PM
Sally, you are one creepy broad that is going through a mid-life crisis.
Are you by chance Wiccan and have several black cats?
Blessed are the murderous.
Are you by chance Wiccan and have several black cats?
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:08PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Sally, you are one creepy broad that is going
> through a mid-life crisis.
>
> Are you by chance Wiccan and have several black
> cats?
I'm creepy? LOL
Look at my name. It's normal. Look at your name. It's abnormal. I rest my case. LOL
Anyway, stop sniffing around my ankles. I've already met a nice gent named Harry.
So you and your abnormal name can scadoodle. Do you know what scadoodle means or do I have to spell it out for you? And it has nothing to do musical range or how deep I can go. So you and that hawk can get your minds right out of the gutter.
Where is Harry? HARRY? Im waiting for pics.
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> Sally, you are one creepy broad that is going
> through a mid-life crisis.
>
> Are you by chance Wiccan and have several black
> cats?
I'm creepy? LOL
Look at my name. It's normal. Look at your name. It's abnormal. I rest my case. LOL
Anyway, stop sniffing around my ankles. I've already met a nice gent named Harry.
So you and your abnormal name can scadoodle. Do you know what scadoodle means or do I have to spell it out for you? And it has nothing to do musical range or how deep I can go. So you and that hawk can get your minds right out of the gutter.
Where is Harry? HARRY? Im waiting for pics.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:10PM
Sally, I apologize on behalf of my less sophisticated brethren (and sistren! LOL!)
I'll have you know that I am NOT married... although I'm not the type to object to a Spanking (Capital S... LOL).
I'd love to tell you more about myself... Why don't you register so you can PM me? That way we can talk a little more Privately...
Sally Wrote:
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> It looks to me like there is just one gentleman
> here in this message board or maybe some of you
> are just pulling my chain. I know there's no beach
> here!! LOL I mean really do you think I cant look
> around and see that?
>
> Back to the gentleman here. Yes, Harry I love to
> travel. Thats exactly how I sally, the yodeller
> got here to Northern Virginia. I traveled. LOL
> So, tell me about yourself, Harry. How YOUNG are
> you? (did you get that? the capital Y lol) Also,
> do you have any pics of yourself? You're not one
> of those married men looking for a good time now
> are you? And, don't slip that wedding band off
> your finger, you bad boy. I don't want to have to
> give you a spanking now. LOL
Signatures are for fags
I'll have you know that I am NOT married... although I'm not the type to object to a Spanking (Capital S... LOL).
I'd love to tell you more about myself... Why don't you register so you can PM me? That way we can talk a little more Privately...
Sally Wrote:
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> It looks to me like there is just one gentleman
> here in this message board or maybe some of you
> are just pulling my chain. I know there's no beach
> here!! LOL I mean really do you think I cant look
> around and see that?
>
> Back to the gentleman here. Yes, Harry I love to
> travel. Thats exactly how I sally, the yodeller
> got here to Northern Virginia. I traveled. LOL
> So, tell me about yourself, Harry. How YOUNG are
> you? (did you get that? the capital Y lol) Also,
> do you have any pics of yourself? You're not one
> of those married men looking for a good time now
> are you? And, don't slip that wedding band off
> your finger, you bad boy. I don't want to have to
> give you a spanking now. LOL
Signatures are for fags
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:11PM
Itrade. LOL about that being Harry's pic.
I guess you dont like Harry but I think he is better looking than that. that's what i think anyway. You're just trying to be a big LOL.
Herry, I dont believe ITrade not on iota.,
I guess you dont like Harry but I think he is better looking than that. that's what i think anyway. You're just trying to be a big LOL.
Herry, I dont believe ITrade not on iota.,
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:12PM
Im am 5'2 195 pound, bleach blond hair with a amazing tan "with a capitol A." LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Blank Reg
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:12PM
Sally Wrote:
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> OMG. LOL at leaving out a R when I said the name
> of this site during my first posting here earlier
> today when I found this place. SOORRY. LOL
...but you left out a U, not an R. What is this, I don't even.
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> OMG. LOL at leaving out a R when I said the name
> of this site during my first posting here earlier
> today when I found this place. SOORRY. LOL
...but you left out a U, not an R. What is this, I don't even.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:13PM
My bad. That was Meeper.
This is more like it:
This is more like it:
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:14PM
Sally Wrote:
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> Im am 5'2 195 pound, bleach blond hair with a
> amazing tan "with a capitol A." LOL
Snooki alert.
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> Im am 5'2 195 pound, bleach blond hair with a
> amazing tan "with a capitol A." LOL
Snooki alert.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:14PM
Blank Reg Wrote:
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> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG. LOL at leaving out a R when I said the
> name
> > of this site during my first posting here
> earlier
> > today when I found this place. SOORRY. LOL
>
> ...but you left out a U, not an R. What is this,
> I don't even.
like OMG... LOL
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> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG. LOL at leaving out a R when I said the
> name
> > of this site during my first posting here
> earlier
> > today when I found this place. SOORRY. LOL
>
> ...but you left out a U, not an R. What is this,
> I don't even.
like OMG... LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Blank Reg
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:18PM
INORITE? LMFAO, BFF!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:24PM
Well. I'm tongue tied. Harry wants to PM with me. OMG.
OK, Harry if you can hear me. I'll leave work around 5ish, then I'm meeting up with a few yodel friends for a couple of drinks but when I get home... I'll do what you said and register my name and all and then I'll give you a holler.. or a YODEL.(with a capital Y) LOL
OH, and I LOL'd about the spanking. It's strange but the last guy I spanked like it too. You men are just too funny.
And, Harry, I might be a little nervous at first, being alone with a strange man in a PM so understand if my yodeling sounds a bit like stuttering, at first.
I'm looking for a button where i can throw you a little kiss but I can't find it.Where are all the little smiley faces. OH WELL, XOXOXO LOL
OK, Harry if you can hear me. I'll leave work around 5ish, then I'm meeting up with a few yodel friends for a couple of drinks but when I get home... I'll do what you said and register my name and all and then I'll give you a holler.. or a YODEL.(with a capital Y) LOL
OH, and I LOL'd about the spanking. It's strange but the last guy I spanked like it too. You men are just too funny.
And, Harry, I might be a little nervous at first, being alone with a strange man in a PM so understand if my yodeling sounds a bit like stuttering, at first.
I'm looking for a button where i can throw you a little kiss but I can't find it.Where are all the little smiley faces. OH WELL, XOXOXO LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:28PM
I'll be waiting with bated breath, Sally...
:-*
Sally Wrote:
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> Well. I'm tongue tied. Harry wants to PM with me.
> OMG.
>
> OK, Harry if you can hear me. I'll leave work
> around 5ish, then I'm meeting up with a few yodel
> friends for a couple of drinks but when I get
> home... I'll do what you said and register my
> name and all and then I'll give you a holler.. or
> a YODEL.(with a capital Y) LOL
Signatures are for fags
:-*
Sally Wrote:
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> Well. I'm tongue tied. Harry wants to PM with me.
> OMG.
>
> OK, Harry if you can hear me. I'll leave work
> around 5ish, then I'm meeting up with a few yodel
> friends for a couple of drinks but when I get
> home... I'll do what you said and register my
> name and all and then I'll give you a holler.. or
> a YODEL.(with a capital Y) LOL
Signatures are for fags
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:33PM
oh, very funny whichever on of you faked my name. LOLOLOLO!!!
Iam not fat and i do not bleach my hair. So heads up everyone there is a fake sally roaming around pretending to be me.
here.. watch me trip up the fake Sally, watch this........
Hello, Sally.
Tell me Sally...How does a good yodeler yodel an A sharp or let's make that a B flat? hmmmm, do you know the answer? hmmmmm? LOL
Iam not fat and i do not bleach my hair. So heads up everyone there is a fake sally roaming around pretending to be me.
here.. watch me trip up the fake Sally, watch this........
Hello, Sally.
Tell me Sally...How does a good yodeler yodel an A sharp or let's make that a B flat? hmmmm, do you know the answer? hmmmmm? LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
this is the captain speaking....
()
Date: August 20, 2010 04:36PM
....that is all. :)
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 05:12PM
Sally Wrote:
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> oh, very funny whichever on of you faked my name.
> LOLOLOLO!!!
>
> Iam not fat and i do not bleach my hair. So heads
> up everyone there is a fake sally roaming around
> pretending to be me.
>
> here.. watch me trip up the fake Sally, watch
> this........
>
> Hello, Sally.
>
> Tell me Sally...How does a good yodeler yodel an A
> sharp or let's make that a B flat? hmmmm, do you
> know the answer? hmmmmm? LOL
Stop pretending to be me!!!! okkk!!! BTW I do have bleach blond hair. LOL
As for harry I will open a registured name so we can talk after 7 when I get off work!! I am not getting any drinks with my YODELER friends. LOL. Who ever is doing that is not funny ;) lololo.
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> oh, very funny whichever on of you faked my name.
> LOLOLOLO!!!
>
> Iam not fat and i do not bleach my hair. So heads
> up everyone there is a fake sally roaming around
> pretending to be me.
>
> here.. watch me trip up the fake Sally, watch
> this........
>
> Hello, Sally.
>
> Tell me Sally...How does a good yodeler yodel an A
> sharp or let's make that a B flat? hmmmm, do you
> know the answer? hmmmmm? LOL
Stop pretending to be me!!!! okkk!!! BTW I do have bleach blond hair. LOL
As for harry I will open a registured name so we can talk after 7 when I get off work!! I am not getting any drinks with my YODELER friends. LOL. Who ever is doing that is not funny ;) lololo.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
smell a troll
()
Date: August 20, 2010 05:22PM
good trolling job, Sally
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 05:24PM
smell a troll Wrote:
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> good trolling job, Sally
What is a troll? I am new to this great website!!!!... :)
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> good trolling job, Sally
What is a troll? I am new to this great website!!!!... :)
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Thigh Master
()
Date: August 20, 2010 05:30PM
Go back to school and get a teaching certificate. Fairfax County, and any other surrounding counties for that matter, is full of young men looking for an women like you.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:17PM
Sally, are you into fat black teenagers? If so, Harry Tuttle is a perfect fit!
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:31PM
LOL, He seems like quite the genteleman.... LOL HAHAHAH.. Nice try Eesh.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:36PM
No, seriously lady. He is a fat black guy. Is there something wrong with that?
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Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:54PM
No, as long as he is a nice guy I dont care ;) !!!! You must be a racist troll at aol. Anyways, how do you know he is african american? LOL my spam prevention was MJucY lol, ha hah ha
As long as he apriciates my YODEL I have no problem with him. LOL
As long as he apriciates my YODEL I have no problem with him. LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: August 20, 2010 08:06PM
If you'll be my Suga Momma, I'll be your playbwoah!
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Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Mybet
()
Date: August 20, 2010 08:16PM
Sally = shedevil
No one is really that stupid "LOL"
No one is really that stupid "LOL"
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 08:55PM
Im going to try this again! LOL, Harry just sent me some pics and he is not my type at!! Im looking for someone on the well lets just say on the "lighter" side and a bit more pleasant to the eye ;) ha ha ha, by the way what is a she devil?? Talk to you soon :)
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
ChaCha!
()
Date: August 20, 2010 09:11PM
Sally is the reincarnate of Conie. ChaCha!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
totuan
()
Date: August 20, 2010 10:20PM
in before the "and-your-old-lady-too" joke.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 10:49PM
I am the real SAlly.
Harry, I'm getting ready to PM you.
Are you ready?
Harry, I'm getting ready to PM you.
Are you ready?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 10:56PM
I just hope Harry knows a little bit about yodeling since explaining it all takes up so much time. amirite? or amirite?
LOL
Ok here goes... I'm PMing Harry.(with a capital H)
LOL
Ok here goes... I'm PMing Harry.(with a capital H)
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 10:58PM
I clicked on private messages and all it says is.. there are no messages in this folker.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 11:06PM
I figured it out. lOL and sent Harry a private message.
OMG. I only just found out about fairyfaxunderground and I already have a man.
Thhis is great!
OMG. I only just found out about fairyfaxunderground and I already have a man.
Thhis is great!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 20, 2010 11:09PM
Way to feed the trolls Harry Tuttle. Keep up the good work.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 11:22PM
eesh. Is that really your name? LOL
Troll?
Is this a little joke between you and my new boyfiend? LOL
Troll?
Is this a little joke between you and my new boyfiend? LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 20, 2010 11:23PM
Harry, I pM'd you.
You havent pm'd me back.
I see a little spanking in your future.
You havent pm'd me back.
I see a little spanking in your future.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: August 21, 2010 02:48AM
looks like you've found your soul train, Harry.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Devil's Reject
()
Date: August 21, 2010 02:56AM
Mybet Wrote:
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> Sally = shedevil
>
> No one is really that stupid "LOL"
Damn, kill yourself! You lost the bet, cause it's not me, but good guess, everyone knows this is Eli.
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> Sally = shedevil
>
> No one is really that stupid "LOL"
Damn, kill yourself! You lost the bet, cause it's not me, but good guess, everyone knows this is Eli.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: August 21, 2010 04:56AM
where was i when all this man searching was going down? i guess if you miss the bus dont even bother going to school. (sad face, LOL) im sally. HT yous a fag.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Devil's Reject
()
Date: August 21, 2010 05:35AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> where was i when all this man searching was going
> down? i guess if you miss the bus dont even bother
> going to school. (sad face, LOL) im sally. HT yous
> a fag.
LMFAO
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> where was i when all this man searching was going
> down? i guess if you miss the bus dont even bother
> going to school. (sad face, LOL) im sally. HT yous
> a fag.
LMFAO
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: August 21, 2010 09:59AM
Sally Wrote:
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>> OK, Harry if you can hear me. I'll leave work
> around 5ish, then I'm meeting up with a few yodel
> friends for a couple of drinks
Can you and your yodel friends meet up with our fairfaxunderground Yodel summitt?
I guaranty a good time will be had by all.
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>> OK, Harry if you can hear me. I'll leave work
> around 5ish, then I'm meeting up with a few yodel
> friends for a couple of drinks
Can you and your yodel friends meet up with our fairfaxunderground Yodel summitt?
I guaranty a good time will be had by all.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 21, 2010 12:00PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> where was i when all this man searching was going
> down? i guess if you miss the bus dont even bother
> going to school. (sad face, LOL) im sally. HT yous
> a fag.
You might be in luck blooody bliters. I PM'd Harry and he never PM'd me back so I guess he was just joshing about wanting me to spank him. I think he might be one of those big talkers no action kind of fellows that talk a good line but when it comes right down to it, they run away when I get out my WHIPS. (lol, that's with a capital W, in case you missed that)
So, bloodie blisters, Harry might not be my fairfax boyfiend which is a crying shame since I hear he is black and I have this fantasy about black men. It has something to do with the size of thier YODELS, with a big ass capital Y, if you get my drift.( that means, if you know what I mean)
So, Bloody
Blisters, tell me a little something about yourself? Do you like a good spanking every once in a while?
What an odd name you have. People at this fartfaxunderground.com certainly have unusual names. Blooody Blisters, eesh, girl devil..... where are all the Bills and Toms and Joe Blows (with a capital B----- get that... Joe Blows, that's a dirty thing to say.. OMG, what's happening to me -------LOL Im rollling on the floor when I think of the name Joe Blow. I'm washing my mouth out with a BIG bar of soap. LOL
Should I PM you, Bloody Blisters? Should I, i mean, should I.
Yodel - Ay - EEE - Oooo!!!!!! LOL
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> where was i when all this man searching was going
> down? i guess if you miss the bus dont even bother
> going to school. (sad face, LOL) im sally. HT yous
> a fag.
You might be in luck blooody bliters. I PM'd Harry and he never PM'd me back so I guess he was just joshing about wanting me to spank him. I think he might be one of those big talkers no action kind of fellows that talk a good line but when it comes right down to it, they run away when I get out my WHIPS. (lol, that's with a capital W, in case you missed that)
So, bloodie blisters, Harry might not be my fairfax boyfiend which is a crying shame since I hear he is black and I have this fantasy about black men. It has something to do with the size of thier YODELS, with a big ass capital Y, if you get my drift.( that means, if you know what I mean)
So, Bloody
Blisters, tell me a little something about yourself? Do you like a good spanking every once in a while?
What an odd name you have. People at this fartfaxunderground.com certainly have unusual names. Blooody Blisters, eesh, girl devil..... where are all the Bills and Toms and Joe Blows (with a capital B----- get that... Joe Blows, that's a dirty thing to say.. OMG, what's happening to me -------LOL Im rollling on the floor when I think of the name Joe Blow. I'm washing my mouth out with a BIG bar of soap. LOL
Should I PM you, Bloody Blisters? Should I, i mean, should I.
Yodel - Ay - EEE - Oooo!!!!!! LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Conie/Sally
()
Date: August 21, 2010 12:04PM
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/whyyoucallme_34r2q2s2c4e4a4v2 . i CalLeD cOnIe AnD TaLkeD To HuR fAm.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 21, 2010 12:35PM
Sally,
If things don't work out with Bloody, give Radiophile a call. He's been asking for a good spanking plus he's a Big (with a capital B) Fan (with a capital F) of yodeling.
Oh, and don't let eesh scare you. He's really a swell guy. Actually, I think he and Radiophile might enjoy getting spanked together...if you get my drift. (And that means just what it sounds like. LOL)
If things don't work out with Bloody, give Radiophile a call. He's been asking for a good spanking plus he's a Big (with a capital B) Fan (with a capital F) of yodeling.
Oh, and don't let eesh scare you. He's really a swell guy. Actually, I think he and Radiophile might enjoy getting spanked together...if you get my drift. (And that means just what it sounds like. LOL)
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 21, 2010 01:30PM
Thanks for that super tip, Alias.
That eesh guy does need a good spanking... a thrashing really.
Last night, right after I got my name all registered up and all and PM'd my now, X boyfiend, Harry, I see this ... you've got a PM notice. I was so excited I yodeled right there and then. I said to myself, thats harry asking me out on a date, maybe to a drive in movie where we can Make Out and all. (if you get my drift)
But, no,it was this disgusting pornography.
There were two poronographic dogs doing things that ITRade, or iHawk likes to do,(if you know what I mean).
I'm a yodeler, by golly, a yodeler!
That eesh guy does need a good spanking... a thrashing really.
Last night, right after I got my name all registered up and all and PM'd my now, X boyfiend, Harry, I see this ... you've got a PM notice. I was so excited I yodeled right there and then. I said to myself, thats harry asking me out on a date, maybe to a drive in movie where we can Make Out and all. (if you get my drift)
But, no,it was this disgusting pornography.
There were two poronographic dogs doing things that ITRade, or iHawk likes to do,(if you know what I mean).
I'm a yodeler, by golly, a yodeler!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 21, 2010 03:36PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Way to feed the trolls Harry Tuttle. Keep up the
> good work.
Don't mind eesh, Sally... He is my jilted ex-lover. We used to make beautiful music together, but he got way too controlling, and he got his feelings hurt when I decided to draw some boundaries.
I think I can speak for the rest of the forum when I say that everyone knows you're a totally legitimate person, totally sexy, and definitely not a troll.
Sally Wrote:
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> I
> think he might be one of those big talkers no
> action kind of fellows that talk a good line but
> when it comes right down to it, they run away when
> I get out my WHIPS. (lol, that's with a capital
> W, in case you missed that)
Bring out those Whips, girl... I'm still here and totally interested. I want to take you on a fun-filled journey to an octopus's garden... Whaddayasay?
>
> Yodel - Ay - EEE - Oooo!!!!!! LOL
LOL!!!!
Signatures are for fags
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> Way to feed the trolls Harry Tuttle. Keep up the
> good work.
Don't mind eesh, Sally... He is my jilted ex-lover. We used to make beautiful music together, but he got way too controlling, and he got his feelings hurt when I decided to draw some boundaries.
I think I can speak for the rest of the forum when I say that everyone knows you're a totally legitimate person, totally sexy, and definitely not a troll.
Sally Wrote:
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> I
> think he might be one of those big talkers no
> action kind of fellows that talk a good line but
> when it comes right down to it, they run away when
> I get out my WHIPS. (lol, that's with a capital
> W, in case you missed that)
Bring out those Whips, girl... I'm still here and totally interested. I want to take you on a fun-filled journey to an octopus's garden... Whaddayasay?
>
> Yodel - Ay - EEE - Oooo!!!!!! LOL
LOL!!!!
Signatures are for fags
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 21, 2010 05:30PM
Sally, meet your new friend Alias. This is one of her better pics.
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Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: August 21, 2010 06:59PM
Harry and all you single guys out there...
I just got back from taking Mrs. radiophile to Shakespear free For All downtown. The place was swarming with single chicks.
Downtown is the place to go to meet the ladies who dont yodel.
I just got back from taking Mrs. radiophile to Shakespear free For All downtown. The place was swarming with single chicks.
Downtown is the place to go to meet the ladies who dont yodel.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 21, 2010 07:33PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> Harry and all you single guys out there...
>
> I just got back from taking Mrs. radiophile to
> Shakespear free For All downtown. The place was
> swarming with single chicks.
I tried taking Alias to something this sophisticated one time, all she wanted to do though was eat at Golden Corral and see a monster truck show.
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> Harry and all you single guys out there...
>
> I just got back from taking Mrs. radiophile to
> Shakespear free For All downtown. The place was
> swarming with single chicks.
I tried taking Alias to something this sophisticated one time, all she wanted to do though was eat at Golden Corral and see a monster truck show.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: August 21, 2010 07:51PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry and all you single guys out there...
> >
> > I just got back from taking Mrs. radiophile to
> > Shakespear free For All downtown. The place was
> > swarming with single chicks.
>
>
> I tried taking Alias to something this
> sophisticated one time, all she wanted to do
> though was eat at Golden Corral and see a monster
> truck show.
Did you see any other women with fungus ravaged appendages?
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry and all you single guys out there...
> >
> > I just got back from taking Mrs. radiophile to
> > Shakespear free For All downtown. The place was
> > swarming with single chicks.
>
>
> I tried taking Alias to something this
> sophisticated one time, all she wanted to do
> though was eat at Golden Corral and see a monster
> truck show.
Did you see any other women with fungus ravaged appendages?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 21, 2010 07:52PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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>
> Did you see any other women with fungus ravaged
> appendages?
No, just Alias, her cleft palate, her yeast, and her fungus fingers.
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>
> Did you see any other women with fungus ravaged
> appendages?
No, just Alias, her cleft palate, her yeast, and her fungus fingers.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:00PM
sorry sally i have aids, PM me if you like, maybe our aids will be compatible (with a lower case everything, except for this LOL) get it?
a little about me - when im not having unprotected sex with prostitutes im either smoking meth or shooting heroin. i think i yodeled once but that was completely unintentional.
now a little about you - i hate women that fantasize about stereotypes. yodeling is fucking antiquated and completely annoying. im sure if you yodeled around me i would punch you in the stomach in the mens bathroom LOL (lifetime movie reference for those who dont know)
a little more about me - i may have aids but that doesnt make me gay. although im indiscriminate towards gender im not bisexual either. i like pretending to walk on beaches and i say pretending because im too high to move. oh and i like art.
holla if ya want girl. i've got enough aids for everyone.
a little about me - when im not having unprotected sex with prostitutes im either smoking meth or shooting heroin. i think i yodeled once but that was completely unintentional.
now a little about you - i hate women that fantasize about stereotypes. yodeling is fucking antiquated and completely annoying. im sure if you yodeled around me i would punch you in the stomach in the mens bathroom LOL (lifetime movie reference for those who dont know)
a little more about me - i may have aids but that doesnt make me gay. although im indiscriminate towards gender im not bisexual either. i like pretending to walk on beaches and i say pretending because im too high to move. oh and i like art.
holla if ya want girl. i've got enough aids for everyone.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:07PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> sorry sally i have aids,
I'm still sorry about that, I thought the condom could handle what we were doing.
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> sorry sally i have aids,
I'm still sorry about that, I thought the condom could handle what we were doing.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
chachabob
()
Date: August 21, 2010 10:07PM
Sounds more like a lubricant failure than condom. Next time use the heavy duty stuff.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 22, 2010 12:00AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>
> Don't mind eesh, Sally... He is my jilted
> ex-lover. We used to make beautiful music
> together, but he got way too controlling, and he
> got his feelings hurt when I decided to draw some
> boundaries.
eesh is a girl? I'm confused. OMG, look at that pic of Alias. Is he/she a metro sexual? I hear about these metro people and I don,t think they only ride trains.
>
> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I
> > think he might be one of those big talkers no
> > action kind of fellows that talk a good line
> but
> > when it comes right down to it, they run away
> when
> > I get out my WHIPS. (lol, that's with a
> capital
> > W, in case you missed that)
> Bring out those Whips, girl... I'm still here and
> totally interested. I want to take you on a
> fun-filled journey to an octopus's garden...
> Whaddayasay?
LOL, LMAO, ROLFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really have WHIPS. I was just using a metaphor... no, no not that, I was using a smile.. no, that doesn't yodel with me..... a FACSMILIE.. There, I got it. Sometimes I have a little rtouble finding just the right word. There are just so many words. LOL
>
> > Yodel - Ay - EEE - Oooo!!!!!! LOL
>
> LOL!!!!
LOL right back at you Harry... times 888.. lol, that's my favorite number.
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>
> Don't mind eesh, Sally... He is my jilted
> ex-lover. We used to make beautiful music
> together, but he got way too controlling, and he
> got his feelings hurt when I decided to draw some
> boundaries.
eesh is a girl? I'm confused. OMG, look at that pic of Alias. Is he/she a metro sexual? I hear about these metro people and I don,t think they only ride trains.
>
> Sally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I
> > think he might be one of those big talkers no
> > action kind of fellows that talk a good line
> but
> > when it comes right down to it, they run away
> when
> > I get out my WHIPS. (lol, that's with a
> capital
> > W, in case you missed that)
> Bring out those Whips, girl... I'm still here and
> totally interested. I want to take you on a
> fun-filled journey to an octopus's garden...
> Whaddayasay?
LOL, LMAO, ROLFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really have WHIPS. I was just using a metaphor... no, no not that, I was using a smile.. no, that doesn't yodel with me..... a FACSMILIE.. There, I got it. Sometimes I have a little rtouble finding just the right word. There are just so many words. LOL
>
> > Yodel - Ay - EEE - Oooo!!!!!! LOL
>
> LOL!!!!
LOL right back at you Harry... times 888.. lol, that's my favorite number.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 22, 2010 12:44AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> sorry sally i have aids, PM me if you like, maybe
> our aids will be compatible (with a lower case
> everything, except for this LOL) get it?
LOL, i think i get it. you have aids. (if you know what i mean)
> a little about me - when im not having unprotected
> sex with prostitutes im either smoking meth or
> shooting heroin.
Now, I know im in the big city. Drugs, prostitutes, OMG next you'll be telling me you don't say grace before meals!!!!!!
i think i yodeled once but that
> was completely unintentional.
But, you yodeled and you wouldn't believe it but most people can't. They don't have the recessive trait for yodeling. Do you have blue eyes?
>
> now a little about you - i hate women that
> fantasize about stereotypes. yodeling is fucking
> antiquated and completely annoying. im sure if you
> yodeled around me i would punch you in the stomach
> in the mens bathroom LOL (lifetime movie reference
> for those who dont know)
LOL!! and then I would shoot you in the balls, in the mens bathroom. (Spike movie reference, for those who don't know) LOL, would you be yodeling then!!!!!!
> a little more about me - i may have aids but that
> doesnt make me gay. although im indiscriminate
> towards gender im not bisexual either.
I'll have to maybe look up that word indiscriminate... such a big word.
> i like
> pretending to walk on beaches and i say pretending
> because im too high to move. oh and i like art.
I like art, too. Sometimes I doodle and yodel simultaneously. (aT the same time)
> holla if ya want girl. i've got enough aids for
> everyone.
Thank you, it's so rare today to meet someone who shares, but Harry and I are in love.
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> sorry sally i have aids, PM me if you like, maybe
> our aids will be compatible (with a lower case
> everything, except for this LOL) get it?
LOL, i think i get it. you have aids. (if you know what i mean)
> a little about me - when im not having unprotected
> sex with prostitutes im either smoking meth or
> shooting heroin.
Now, I know im in the big city. Drugs, prostitutes, OMG next you'll be telling me you don't say grace before meals!!!!!!
i think i yodeled once but that
> was completely unintentional.
But, you yodeled and you wouldn't believe it but most people can't. They don't have the recessive trait for yodeling. Do you have blue eyes?
>
> now a little about you - i hate women that
> fantasize about stereotypes. yodeling is fucking
> antiquated and completely annoying. im sure if you
> yodeled around me i would punch you in the stomach
> in the mens bathroom LOL (lifetime movie reference
> for those who dont know)
LOL!! and then I would shoot you in the balls, in the mens bathroom. (Spike movie reference, for those who don't know) LOL, would you be yodeling then!!!!!!
> a little more about me - i may have aids but that
> doesnt make me gay. although im indiscriminate
> towards gender im not bisexual either.
I'll have to maybe look up that word indiscriminate... such a big word.
> i like
> pretending to walk on beaches and i say pretending
> because im too high to move. oh and i like art.
I like art, too. Sometimes I doodle and yodel simultaneously. (aT the same time)
> holla if ya want girl. i've got enough aids for
> everyone.
Thank you, it's so rare today to meet someone who shares, but Harry and I are in love.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: August 22, 2010 01:40AM
sally,
i believe the word/words you were attempting to spell are 'simile' and 'facsimile' and even after completely butchering those words they were used incorrectly.
tuttle,
i got so many dumb bitches, you can have this one. im looking for a girl with class, intellect, and a finger that is rotting off, be on the lookout for such a feline.
sally,
you had your chance, beggars can not be choosers.
i believe the word/words you were attempting to spell are 'simile' and 'facsimile' and even after completely butchering those words they were used incorrectly.
tuttle,
i got so many dumb bitches, you can have this one. im looking for a girl with class, intellect, and a finger that is rotting off, be on the lookout for such a feline.
sally,
you had your chance, beggars can not be choosers.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Devil's Reject
()
Date: August 22, 2010 07:37PM
This is all so very, very, interestingly hilarious.......
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Hey Sally
()
Date: August 22, 2010 09:20PM
Did you hear the jazz version of that song on the radio on Hot Jazz Saturday Night?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: August 22, 2010 09:33PM
Yes I did! I was in the middle of painting my miniature Knight in King Arthur's Court action figures .
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Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Maclay
()
Date: August 22, 2010 10:31PM
When Harry Met Sally... too bad it has been done already... LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 22, 2010 10:36PM
Maclay Wrote:
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> When Harry Met Sally... too bad it has been done
> already... LOL
Harry and Sally are the same person talking to himself.
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> When Harry Met Sally... too bad it has been done
> already... LOL
Harry and Sally are the same person talking to himself.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: August 22, 2010 10:39PM
eesh wrote:
>"Harry and Sally are the same person talking to himself."
LIAR!
.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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>"Harry and Sally are the same person talking to himself."
LIAR!
.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Yeah thats it
()
Date: August 22, 2010 10:54PM
Sally sounds like Mr. Misery to me.
Anyone else agree?
Anyone else agree?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 23, 2010 01:40AM
Yeah thats it Wrote:
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> Sally sounds like Mr. Misery to me.
>
> Anyone else agree?
I concur. Wait, no I don't.
OMG. LOL.. I'm losing my mind here. Thank you Fairfaxunderground.com.
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> Sally sounds like Mr. Misery to me.
>
> Anyone else agree?
I concur. Wait, no I don't.
OMG. LOL.. I'm losing my mind here. Thank you Fairfaxunderground.com.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
cracker
()
Date: August 23, 2010 08:43AM
okay, this was the most retarded exchange i've read on this site yet.....
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Britdrnva~
()
Date: August 23, 2010 01:17PM
Can you yodel like that merle haggard/jewel one? I think that's the only piece of yodeling music I own. I wonder if I have that sound of music one too. "High on the hill was a lonely goat-herd..."
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 23, 2010 10:58PM
Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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"High on the hill was a lonely goat-herd..."
And, what a total yodeling delight that was!
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"High on the hill was a lonely goat-herd..."
And, what a total yodeling delight that was!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 26, 2010 02:14AM
ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!
Harry snores...
Harry snores...
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: August 26, 2010 02:18AM
Sure is a loud snorer. Sorry Sally, Harry has a bed time and Mama don't
like it when she wakes up and finds harry sittin' @ the PC in
some internet chat box room. Give him a few hours, he is usually
up at the ass-crack of dawn.
.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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like it when she wakes up and finds harry sittin' @ the PC in
some internet chat box room. Give him a few hours, he is usually
up at the ass-crack of dawn.
.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
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Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 26, 2010 12:10PM
OMG. I don’t think I made my drift clear enough, if you know what I mean. LOL.
Let me try this from a different angle, a different perspective, a different viewpoint, a different way of looking through the binoculars. Y’all still with me? LOL
I am just (did you notice the word just) getting home from my date last night with Harry. OMG, can you believe it? I yodeled twice and Harry didn’t mind at all. In fact, I think he’s now a yodeling fan. LOL
Let me try this from a different angle, a different perspective, a different viewpoint, a different way of looking through the binoculars. Y’all still with me? LOL
I am just (did you notice the word just) getting home from my date last night with Harry. OMG, can you believe it? I yodeled twice and Harry didn’t mind at all. In fact, I think he’s now a yodeling fan. LOL
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
itchy
()
Date: August 26, 2010 08:17PM
Yo-Liddle-oh-lady-screws!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
()
Date: August 27, 2010 11:57PM
itchy,
Don't ever enter a yodeling contest. You'd lose even if you were yodeling in New York City.
OMG, have you ever heard a Yankee yodel?
Don't ever enter a yodeling contest. You'd lose even if you were yodeling in New York City.
OMG, have you ever heard a Yankee yodel?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
chachabob
()
Date: August 28, 2010 10:00AM
Does this imply that Sally is a southern belle? I'm still holding onto the theory that she is a he. But I have an open mind and will accept the testimony of someone who knows her in RL.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
the grammar police
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Date: August 28, 2010 01:57PM
I think Sally is really Sammy. On that, is it hard to yodel with a penis in your mouth?
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
ROLFLMAO- +
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Date: August 28, 2010 05:03PM
Sally Wrote:
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> Im am 5'2 195 pound, bleach blond hair with a
> amazing tan "with a capitol A." LOL
Fatso!
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> Im am 5'2 195 pound, bleach blond hair with a
> amazing tan "with a capitol A." LOL
Fatso!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Firrat
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Date: August 28, 2010 05:33PM
The forums have turned into FairfaxUnderground-Harmony? (Thats with a capital "H" in case you missed it.)
Thank god that men are equipped with "yodel Plugs" in case the yodeling ever becomes annoying. These yodel Plugs can cause choking and are hazardous if you have bad gag reflexes. I suggest you keep your yodel under control because men in here would love to use there "yodel Plugs" to plug your yodeling Hole. (That was with a capitol "P" & "H")
Thank god that men are equipped with "yodel Plugs" in case the yodeling ever becomes annoying. These yodel Plugs can cause choking and are hazardous if you have bad gag reflexes. I suggest you keep your yodel under control because men in here would love to use there "yodel Plugs" to plug your yodeling Hole. (That was with a capitol "P" & "H")
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
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Date: August 28, 2010 11:07PM
Firrat Wrote:
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> I suggest you keep your
> yodel under control because men in here would love
> to use there "yodel Plugs" to plug your yodeling
> Hole. (That was with a capitol "P" & "H")
LOL! Don’t you be worrying about me.
Where I come from we know how to Plug a man's yodeling Hole with Bullets. (That was with a capital "P" & "H" & "B")
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> I suggest you keep your
> yodel under control because men in here would love
> to use there "yodel Plugs" to plug your yodeling
> Hole. (That was with a capitol "P" & "H")
LOL! Don’t you be worrying about me.
Where I come from we know how to Plug a man's yodeling Hole with Bullets. (That was with a capital "P" & "H" & "B")
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
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Date: August 28, 2010 11:47PM
chachabob Wrote:
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> I'm still holding onto the theory that she is a
> he.
I hate to disappoint you, chachabob, but I am a woman. Sorry...
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> I'm still holding onto the theory that she is a
> he.
I hate to disappoint you, chachabob, but I am a woman. Sorry...
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
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Date: August 28, 2010 11:51PM
... and the moon is made of blue cheese.
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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Sally
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Date: August 29, 2010 12:22AM
Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> ... and the moon is made of blue cheese.
Troll.. let me show you my telescope.
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> ... and the moon is made of blue cheese.
Troll.. let me show you my telescope.
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
chachabob
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Date: August 29, 2010 12:37AM
Sally Wrote:
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> Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> > ... and the moon is made of blue cheese.
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> Troll.. let me show you my telescope.
See I told you Sally was a guy!
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> Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> > ... and the moon is made of blue cheese.
>
> Troll.. let me show you my telescope.
See I told you Sally was a guy!
Re: I need a man
Posted by:
Firrat
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Date: August 29, 2010 12:48AM
Sally Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
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>
> > I suggest you keep your
> > yodel under control because men in here would
> love
> > to use there "yodel Plugs" to plug your
> yodeling
> > Hole. (That was with a capitol "P" & "H")
>
> LOL! Don’t you be worrying about me.
>
> Where I come from we know how to Plug a man's
> yodeling Hole with Bullets. (That was with a
> capital "P" & "H" & "B")
Looks like you come from a place full of Fagots. Any sort of plugging or fisting should be kept at where you belong. If you are looking for a Gay person to plug with a bullet; Find eesh. (That was with a Capital F & A & G)
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> Firrat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I suggest you keep your
> > yodel under control because men in here would
> love
> > to use there "yodel Plugs" to plug your
> yodeling
> > Hole. (That was with a capitol "P" & "H")
>
> LOL! Don’t you be worrying about me.
>
> Where I come from we know how to Plug a man's
> yodeling Hole with Bullets. (That was with a
> capital "P" & "H" & "B")
Looks like you come from a place full of Fagots. Any sort of plugging or fisting should be kept at where you belong. If you are looking for a Gay person to plug with a bullet; Find eesh. (That was with a Capital F & A & G)