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The Manzillian
Posted by: Voter____ ()
Date: August 19, 2010 11:08AM

Would you get one? Has anybody done this?

http://www.salon.com/life/feature/story/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2010/08/19/male_brazilian

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 19, 2010 05:07PM

I might get one... I think it would reduce my wiping by at least 35%...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: August 19, 2010 05:19PM

Forget the wax job and have a bidet installed in your house. Once you go there, you'll never want to use TP again.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I might get one... I think it would reduce my
> wiping by at least 35%...

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 19, 2010 06:32PM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> Forget the wax job and have a bidet installed in
> your house. Once you go there, you'll never want
> to use TP again.
>
> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I might get one... I think it would reduce my
> > wiping by at least 35%...


Even when I used a bidet before, I still ended up going the usual route in addition to it. I guess it's a habit. I'm one of those uber-clean individuals when it comes to bathroom etiquette.

As for a "Manzillian", wtf is becoming of men? I think they'll be an extinct species soon.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: August 19, 2010 06:42PM

This thread is useless without pics.

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 19, 2010 07:02PM

hoocoodanode Wrote:
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> This thread is useless without pics.
Attachments:
hairless.jpg

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: August 19, 2010 07:24PM

I'm not interested in hairless pussy.

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 19, 2010 07:34PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Wahhh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Forget the wax job and have a bidet installed
> in
> > your house. Once you go there, you'll never
> want
> > to use TP again.
> >
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I might get one... I think it would reduce my
> > > wiping by at least 35%...
>
>
> Even when I used a bidet before, I still ended up
> going the usual route in addition to it. I guess
> it's a habit. I'm one of those uber-clean
> individuals when it comes to bathroom etiquette.


I'm an uber-clean bathroom cleanup kinda guy too. Supposedly, those moist wipes are causing a lot of people to go to doctor's offices complaining of ass rashes, rectal itching, hemmoroids and all that stuff. Presumably from the perfumes, preservatives, and chemicals in them being constantly applied to the sensitive tissue of that region. Thankfully, I don't have the problem, but I've cut back on their usage just in case. Which is a shame, because those things work.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: The Manzillian
Posted by: Jefferson Davis ()
Date: August 20, 2010 02:22PM

Forget it! I enjoy being a man. The involves hitting every happy hour within 2 miles of where I work...ooops I don't work. Next part of being a man is setting your lunch buffet agenda for week. To enjoy yourself eat shirtless, hairy gut and chest just hanging out. Nothing like pasta sauce in the ol man sweater. Happy hours, crushing lunches, and being a paranoid ass are what I do.

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