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Forget the wax job and have a bidet installed in your house. Once you go there, you'll never want to use TP again.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I might get one... I think it would reduce my
> wiping by at least 35%...
Wahhh Wrote:
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> Forget the wax job and have a bidet installed in
> your house. Once you go there, you'll never want
> to use TP again.
>
> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > I might get one... I think it would reduce my
> > wiping by at least 35%...
Even when I used a bidet before, I still ended up going the usual route in addition to it. I guess it's a habit. I'm one of those uber-clean individuals when it comes to bathroom etiquette.
As for a "Manzillian", wtf is becoming of men? I think they'll be an extinct species soon.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Wahhh Wrote:
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> > Forget the wax job and have a bidet installed
> in
> > your house. Once you go there, you'll never
> want
> > to use TP again.
> >
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > I might get one... I think it would reduce my
> > > wiping by at least 35%...
>
>
> Even when I used a bidet before, I still ended up
> going the usual route in addition to it. I guess
> it's a habit. I'm one of those uber-clean
> individuals when it comes to bathroom etiquette.
I'm an uber-clean bathroom cleanup kinda guy too. Supposedly, those moist wipes are causing a lot of people to go to doctor's offices complaining of ass rashes, rectal itching, hemmoroids and all that stuff. Presumably from the perfumes, preservatives, and chemicals in them being constantly applied to the sensitive tissue of that region. Thankfully, I don't have the problem, but I've cut back on their usage just in case. Which is a shame, because those things work.
__________________________________ That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Forget it! I enjoy being a man. The involves hitting every happy hour within 2 miles of where I work...ooops I don't work. Next part of being a man is setting your lunch buffet agenda for week. To enjoy yourself eat shirtless, hairy gut and chest just hanging out. Nothing like pasta sauce in the ol man sweater. Happy hours, crushing lunches, and being a paranoid ass are what I do.