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Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Heather 2023 ()
Date: January 23, 2023 10:35PM

Happy Birthday!

27 years old.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Safety and wellness ()
Date: January 24, 2023 04:40AM

How do you know this? Her birthday isn't public information.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Celebration ()
Date: January 24, 2023 08:51AM

It is birthday week at FFXU.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Slut Week ()
Date: January 24, 2023 08:58AM

The resident druggie hoes Kelly Flynn, Lizzie, and Sylvanna are stuffing themselves with cake, cock, opioids, and ice cream. Megan Toohey will of course join in the party to make it all about her.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Public information ()
Date: January 24, 2023 09:20AM

Safety and wellness Wrote:
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> How do you know this? Her birthday isn't public
> information.

Forgot about the ticket you posted?

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Nose Knows ()
Date: January 24, 2023 09:49AM

Slut Week Wrote:
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> The resident druggie hoes Kelly Flynn, Lizzie, and
> Sylvanna are stuffing themselves with cake, cock,
> opioids, and ice cream. Megan Toohey will of
> course join in the party to make it all about her.

Do they all celebrate together? Four fat sex-and-drug addicted criminal sluts with bad hygiene would make quite a party. The photo of Megan's birthday party whets the imagination. Imagine the smell of cigarettes, semen, stale food, spilled beer, sweat, and body odor that those overweight lazy cunts would produce. Once their fat bodies heat up from fighting and bisexual fucking, the stench would burn the paint off walls.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: They don't even know each other ()
Date: January 24, 2023 10:39AM

Nose Knows Wrote:
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> Slut Week Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The resident druggie hoes Kelly Flynn, Lizzie,
> and
> > Sylvanna are stuffing themselves with cake,
> cock,
> > opioids, and ice cream. Megan Toohey will of
> > course join in the party to make it all about
> her.
>
> Do they all celebrate together?

Do you celebrate your birthday with random strangers from the internet who you don't know just because they have birthdays near yours? What a stupid question.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Family friend ()
Date: January 24, 2023 05:58PM

I'm seeing a lot of threatening messages on this blog. The Bocook family is heavily armed and takes no prisoners.

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Re: Happy Birthday Sylvanna Faye Bocook January 26
Posted by: Members of the cast ()
Date: January 24, 2023 08:44PM

Sylvanna Bocook, Monique Wells, and Kelly Flynn are not random strangers. These Aquarius slags are all cast members in the ongoing Fairfax Underground reality drama. They know one another via messaging, dating, court appearances, and sexual encounters.

Kelly Flynn was a stripper (attractive before she porked out) and a friend of Megan Toohey and engaged in group sex with Megan and Aaron when Aaron was working at the same establishment. Monique aka Lizzie knows Megan, and Kelly has patronized the same drug dealers and "parties" as Lizzie and Megan. Megan and Sylvanna were recruited to play eerily similar roles as pawns in the eesh-miz rivalry, which resulted in eerily similar outcomes for both of them.

Characters in the FFXU drama share other connections as well, principally due to shared socioeconomic status, patronage of drug dealers, and lack of education or professional careers. The underbelly of society is a surprisingly small world where everyone knows everyone else.

If and when there is a Netflix or Amazon Prime series written about them, there will be additional opportunities for the characters to interact as consultants. advisors, actors, and attending watch parties.

It's also not uncommon for unacquainted people to celebrate shared birthdays together, particularly in bars and on trips.

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