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Bowels need WD40
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Brown Onion
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Date: January 19, 2023 11:33AM
WD 40 probably won’t work for bowel problem’s. Castor oil the awful taste can help. I will be at St Luke’s Methodist this weekend handing out Bristol Stool Guides after the service. Am thankful for five minutes guess sermon WWBD?
Re: Bowels need WD40
Posted by:
the real General Mahdi
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Date: January 19, 2023 11:42AM
https://interfaithsustain.com/genesis-1-29/
"After creating the entire Universe, God creates humans and tells humanity about their special diet. There are many translations for what their diet was: “every herb bearing seed,” “every plant yielding seed,” “every fruit yielding seed,” “every tree that has fruit” or “the fruit of a tree yielding seed.”
the Bible gave you the answer to your bowel problems
constipated people are easier to control
"sometimes you have to stick with the ancient ways"--Ghost Dog
"After creating the entire Universe, God creates humans and tells humanity about their special diet. There are many translations for what their diet was: “every herb bearing seed,” “every plant yielding seed,” “every fruit yielding seed,” “every tree that has fruit” or “the fruit of a tree yielding seed.”
the Bible gave you the answer to your bowel problems
constipated people are easier to control
"sometimes you have to stick with the ancient ways"--Ghost Dog
Re: Bowels need WD40
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: January 19, 2023 11:56AM
I’ll stick to my ancient ways. Mounds of pancakes, eggs and sausages every day.
Re: Bowels need WD40
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get a shot
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Date: January 19, 2023 02:09PM
Is there a vaccine for ass problems?
Re: Bowels need WD40
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: January 19, 2023 08:23PM
get a shot Wrote:
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> Is there a vaccine for ass problems?
An enema is uncomfortable and probably some medical homosexual device. I know tomorrow the awful nurse will say “have you evacuated your bladder and bowels.” Awful.
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> Is there a vaccine for ass problems?
An enema is uncomfortable and probably some medical homosexual device. I know tomorrow the awful nurse will say “have you evacuated your bladder and bowels.” Awful.
Re: Bowels need WD40
Posted by:
Edgar Cayce
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Date: January 19, 2023 08:38PM
COLON HYDROTHERAPY
A colonic (as Edgar Cayce so often referred to this procedure) is an internal bath using professional equipment to cleanse the colon. Current scientific evidence shows that a properly functioning colon is beneficial to overall health.
During your colonic, warm filtered water is gently infused into the colon and then a series of fills and flushes that generally continue for 40 to 45 minutes. The equipment is a closed system with disposable tubes and fittings; the out-bound tubing allows you to remain on the treatment table for both infusion and release.
If you’re scheduling a colonic, please contact our front desk.
Re: Bowels need WD40
Posted by:
Edgar Cayce
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Date: January 19, 2023 08:40PM
Re: Bowels need WD40
Posted by:
boiled. onion
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Date: January 20, 2023 04:07AM
hi 5am guy!