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Christmas bowels prayer
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2022 03:07PM

Lord Jesus,
As a man I’ve done my best, even with bowels that have betrayed me like Judas. This wasn’t done with a kiss, but this Christmas season I want all with IBS to have some relief. Less goulash and times on groan thrones. I say this in your name. Amen.

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Re: Christmas bowels prayer
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: December 22, 2022 03:36PM

Amen Brother

Merry Christmas BO

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Re: Christmas bowels prayer
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2022 08:58AM

You too boiled. May your bowels hold up during this difficult season. Feel like I’m going to pass a sideways candy cane.

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Re: Christmas bowels prayer
Posted by: Gay lover of Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2022 09:23AM

Brown is having breakfast now. we just had a quickie. After our jackhammer dildo broke apart his bowel blockage, Brown Onion's bowels let loose a torrent of molten stinky lava which he is eagerly lapping up as I type this. He loves Tippy's Taco and we have been eating there 5 or 6 days a week. Will they be open on Christmas?



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