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Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: Tomorrow’s news today ()
Date: December 02, 2022 03:52PM


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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: 2bad ()
Date: December 02, 2022 03:56PM

He didn’t break his fucking neck

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: Good haha ()
Date: December 02, 2022 04:01PM

Just like his commie buddy who shit himself in Rome. That would be Joe Biden.

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: worse than Biden or trump ()
Date: December 02, 2022 05:32PM

Biden has crapped himself, and fallen down stairs, but not at the same time.

Trump has crapped himself on the golf course, and slid down a ramp., but not at the same time.

Poor pootie!

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: No country for young men ()
Date: December 02, 2022 07:21PM

worse than Biden or trump Wrote:
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> Biden has crapped himself, and fallen down stairs,
> but not at the same time.
>
> Trump has crapped himself on the golf course, and
> slid down a ramp., but not at the same time.
>
> Poor pootie!


Further proof that we are ruled by a gerontocracy on a global scale. When will these boomers just eat shit already and let young people have their turn?

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: Qwerty… ()
Date: December 02, 2022 08:02PM

Go suck on a Werther’s, gramps.

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: for once ()
Date: December 02, 2022 08:51PM

It wasn't Joe this time! Awesome dude!

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: Dying of Cancer ()
Date: December 02, 2022 08:58PM

Word on the street is Putin never got boosted. We'll see how this play's out but hold up on those x-mas gift's.

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2022 09:20PM

At his age bowel woes are very normal.

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: User Of Toilet Paper ()
Date: December 03, 2022 11:04AM

I just walked UP the stair and soiled the toilet bowl. Now, I'm gonna' soil some TP. After that, I'll wash my hands. I will be using soap.

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Re: Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself
Posted by: Joe started a trend ()
Date: December 03, 2022 08:05PM

Now all world leaders want to fall down on stairs and shit themselves. Next Putin will fall off his bicycle and wander aimlessly around stage during appearances. Everyone wants to be like Joe.

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