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A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 29, 2022 01:43PM

I had a dream last night that I was dining at the White House with President Trump. He agreed to bowel friendly foods, and said he wanted to sign legislation for Americans with bowel problems. Then it hit me, my colon and starfish made themselves known and I clogged the executive groan throne. I was so embarrassed but the President was so compassionate.

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Re: A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Brain Bowels ()
Date: November 29, 2022 02:00PM

I had McDonald’s with Bill Clinton

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Re: A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Danny the drunk ()
Date: November 29, 2022 03:02PM

I shared a case of beer with Billy Carter at a bbq at the Carter White House, then pissed on the floor. No bowel movements though.

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Re: A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Rusty Craplace,,,1965 ()
Date: November 29, 2022 03:08PM

Libtards seem to be A-okay with all kinds of depravity and perversion.
They insist on tormenting my good neighbor, Brown Onion, and the BiBs just because we are scat munchers.

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Re: A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Walmart Willy ()
Date: November 29, 2022 05:45PM

Got a new liner for my truck bed. What did you guys get on Cyber Monday?

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Re: A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Typical Democrats ()
Date: November 29, 2022 07:00PM

Keep a close eye on your luggage when Biden administration officials are around. They have been known to steal it. They hate America

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Re: A dinner with President Trump
Posted by: Joe McBiden ()
Date: November 29, 2022 07:36PM



























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