The pains of mixing so many different foods. The average crap weighs 1/4 to 1 lb. Mine being the size of a basketball in an anvil shape, caused a lot of screaming and foot nails digging in the tile grout. It’s good to have supportive midwives, but I wish my starfish and colon could get a break.

Two supreme pizzas and beer, take that bowels.

I hear ya bro. I got the turkey talkback, the stuffing squirts, the yam slams, the bean borts, the corn craps, and the cranberry craps. The potato poots and gravy gurgles are up next.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The pains of mixing so many different foods. The
> average crap weighs 1/4 to 1 lb. Mine being the
> size of a basketball in an anvil shape, caused a
> lot of screaming and foot nails digging in the
> tile grout. It’s good to have supportive
> midwives, but I wish my starfish and colon could
> get a break.


If he has the GI tract of a 90 year old, why does he keep eating the crap he eats?

BO is dumber than Meade Skelton.
Oh hell, Brown Onion is Meede Skelton.

My bowels have recovered from Thanksgiving, going to Burger King for dinner.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The pains of mixing so many different foods. The
> average crap weighs 1/4 to 1 lb. Mine being the
> size of a basketball in an anvil shape, caused a
> lot of screaming and foot nails digging in the
> tile grout. It’s good to have supportive
> midwives, but I wish my starfish and colon could
> get a break.

Haha "Foot nails"

I think it's "toenails".

What I don't get;;;; Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The pains of mixing so many different foods.
> The
> > average crap weighs 1/4 to 1 lb. Mine being the
> > size of a basketball in an anvil shape, caused
> a
> > lot of screaming and foot nails digging in the
> > tile grout. It’s good to have supportive
> > midwives, but I wish my starfish and colon
> could
> > get a break.
>
>
> If he has the GI tract of a 90 year old, why does
> he keep eating the crap he eats?
>
> BO is dumber than Meade Skelton.
> Oh hell, Brown Onion is Meede Skelton.


Brown Onion is far more intelligent and entertaining than Meade. Still shitty overall but Meade is worse.

Different idiots Wrote:
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> What I don't get;;;; Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The pains of mixing so many different foods.
> > The
> > > average crap weighs 1/4 to 1 lb. Mine being
> the
> > > size of a basketball in an anvil shape,
> caused
> > a
> > > lot of screaming and foot nails digging in
> the
> > > tile grout. It’s good to have supportive
> > > midwives, but I wish my starfish and colon
> > could
> > > get a break.
> >
> >
> > If he has the GI tract of a 90 year old, why
> does
> > he keep eating the crap he eats?
> >
> > BO is dumber than Meade Skelton.
> > Oh hell, Brown Onion is Meede Skelton.
>
>
> Brown Onion is far more intelligent and
> entertaining than Meade. Still shitty overall but
> Meade is worse.

my good neighbor, Brown Onion, is declining mentally. He is firmly in his second childhood.
However, he still has a long, long way to go before he is an imbecile like Meade.
It looks like Brown Onion has at least until next summer before it all over for mentally for him.

Brown Onion is intelligent but sometimes his appetite for scat gets ahead of him. This morning Brown Onion was attempting to clear a clogged toilet and became distracted by the tasty turds he found in the bowl and drain pipe. He was so engrossed in eating everything he found that he ate the old wax seal after consuming all the feces. As things happened, the wax seal sank to the bottom of Brown's stomach and created a clog of its own. Nothing was able to pass through to his intestine and the foetid excrement continued to decay in Brown's stomach, now distended by the enormous pressure of expanding sewage gas.

Brown Onion's inflating stomach was clearly evident as it caused his trousers to pop open as he lay prostrate and unable to move on the floor. Each time he attempted to speak, he burped oout a cloud of noxious fumes. In a mild panic, Matilda and I both jumped on top of his stomach in an attempt to compress the gas. We heard a pop and hissing sound as gas escaped his stomach. Unfortunately the gas had ruptured Brown's stomach and was now filling his body cavity. We called an ambulance, but when it arrived the EMT's refused to work on Brown Onion due to the sewer gasses hissing out from his body. In desperation we called a septic tank service which arrived around noon. The honeydippers were able to pump the sludge and wax seal debris from his stomach and relieve the gas pressure but we are fearful Brown Onion is now at risk for infection from his perforated stomach. Pray for Brown Onion.

That story stinks.

Pushing out cinder blocks, it never ceases to amaze me the homosexual lies and China virus hoax nonsense. All of you never Trumpers don’t seem to grasp reality. Also when a person discusses their lungs or arthritis, people are reverent. Yet God forbid you discuss your colon or starfish here or anywhere. Everyone gets offended.

Most of the Black Friday craziness was is in the AM. By the afternoon it was not too bad.

Howdy there mr brownonion! I hopes you had a nice thanksgivin. I waz home fo Thanksgivin but todayI am a goin ta vist my wealthy sister. She an her douched bags husband feel real sorry fo me. They alwayz give me a check fo 500 dollars every year. It kinna make me feel bad but I can alwayz use the money. Lookin forward to beerz an football tomorrw. By the way my bowelz is doin vury good theeze days. I takes a suppliment called Tumeric an it really helps.
God bless ya mr brownonion.

Little Ceasers for lunch today!

Hi all!